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The Holiday Ten - Chapter 5 - sunryder
John was 87% sure that the SGC hadn’t actually hired Bilbo Baggins, Rodney had just forged the paperwork and no one wanted to ask questions. Honestly, John wouldn’t have been surprised if Rodney had sent a team of Marines to tranq the good doctor, and had them pack up everything he owned while he was unconscious and ship him off to the Pegasus galaxy without actually asking Bilbo if he actually wanted to come. Bilbo was a friendly enough sort of guy that John figured the man would’ve just huffed at the bad planning, then got right back to work, not caring at all about the change in location.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  SD:Crossover  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Fandom:SGA  Character:Bilbo_Baggins  Character:Thorin_Oakenshield  Character:John_Sheppard  Character:Rodeny_McKay  Character:Teyla 
october 2018 by Carnadosa
Summary: the Rage was a parenting instinct, meant to help normally weak hobbits protect their children. Of course, if one didn't have their own children, it could kick in around those close enough to be considered family. In retrospect, the only surprising thing was that it hadn't happened sooner.

Fill for prompt on hobbit-kink. "Hobbits have berserk buttons".
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Character:Bilbo_Baggins  Story_Length:Short 
april 2018 by Carnadosa
Summary: The thing Gandalf neglected to mention when he assured Thorin Oakenshield and Company that Bilbo Baggins of Bag End would be the perfect thief for their mission was this:

A Hobbit wouldn't be able to tell a diamond from a pearl, or from an Arkenstone - no matter how hard they try.

This leads to some confusion, on Bilbos part. And some frustration, again on Bilbos part.


(What sort of a description was 'heart of the mountain', anyway? A useless one, that's what.)
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Mood:humor  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Character:Gandalf  Character:Bilbo_Baggins  Character:Thorin_Oakenshield  Character:Smaug 
november 2017 by Carnadosa
A Short and Somber Path (and Thorin still got lost)
Summary: Thorin's greatest victory is over Death itself and he doesn't even realize it.

Or, the one where Thorin's crappy sense of direction saves the day.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Character:Thorin_Oakenshield  Character:Fili  Character:Kili  Story_Length:Short  SD:Nobody_Stays_Dead  Character:Bilbo_Baggins 
october 2017 by Carnadosa
Disappearing Act
Summary: n Erebor, Bilbo Baggins thinks about disappearing. But he gets distracted by Kili and Fili and their mother Dis and by Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain, sleeping, healing, and listening to Bilbo's words.

|| Bilbo often found himself touching the ring, checking it was still in his waistcoat pocket. He hadn’t put it on since the end of the battle, since Thorin had been carried into the Mountain, to the healing rooms. His thoughts had been consumed by Thorin since the words they’d exchanged when Thorin had believed himself dying. Thorin who lay so still now.

But the temptation was strong sometimes - to disappear, to avoid all the Dwarvish eyes that always seemed to be looking at him. They looked at him as though they wanted him gone, as though they blamed him for what had happened to Thorin, and Bilbo lowered his eyes and tried not to trip, his hand sliding into his pocket, thinking about Hobbiton and Bag End and his lovely Hobbit clothes that fit him perfectly and the beautiful hollyhocks in bloom and..
SD:Fic  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Character:Bilbo_Baggins  Character:Thorin_Oakenshield  Character:Dis  Character:Kili  Character:Fili  Character:Dwalin  Character:Dain  Story_Length:Short 
august 2017 by Carnadosa
Under mountain, under stone...
Are you done?”
“Just a moment”
“You said that at least five moments ago.”
Bilbo squinted and hissed when Ori gave another little tap to the chisel he hovered in front of the hobbit’s chest. Bilbo couldn’t believed it. Only a handful of months before he wouldn’t have even thought about being shirtless amongst other people. But there he was, sitting on the hay of Beorn’s house, waiting for their ponies, shirtless in front of Ori and his inked chisel, receiving the first tattoo of his life.
F:Fanart  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Character:Bilbo_Baggins  Mood:Melancholy 
july 2017 by Carnadosa
— moosefrog: Grump! Someone is a grumpy little...
Bilbo attentively watches his immediate surroundings, waiting (very patiently) to pounce when the moment of opportunity presents itself. His chubby tentacles keep him secured to a rock, cleverly melting into the colorful stone with his camouflage.
Fandom:The_Hobbit  SD:AU  Character:Bilbo_Baggins  Story_Length:Short  F:Fanart  SD:Gen 
june 2017 by Carnadosa
Garden in Dol Guldur
Summary: "If you wouldn't mind it terribly, I would like to take a small detour south on our way through Mirkwood."

The one where Bilbo grows a harvest of orcs
fandom:lotr  character:bilbo_baggins  character:gandalf  genre:gen  length:1-2k 
march 2017 by bernards_books
as sunshine falls on the wretched
Summary: Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his fine house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find the baby Dwarf's missing family so he can get back to his own life.

That's not what happens.

|| Bilbo was thirty-three. A momentous occasion, to a Hobbit, marking the transition from the irresponsible tweens to the true beginning of adulthood. He was an adult, and a gentlehobbit, and possessed, if truth be told, of more money and property than he knew what to do with.

He was also sulking.

It wasn’t hard to blame him, honestly - at least he didn’t think so, but he might be biased. All of his relations, the pitiful handful that there were, had turned up early in the evening for the formality of the occasion - and to receive presents, of course - and now Bilbo was alone in his home. It truly was his now, though the transfer of legal ownership had been a mere formality. He’d had the management of Bag End since he was only twenty-nine, and had surprised the adults by his careful handling of the estate’s affairs. The money had only grown under his careful (some might say tight-fisted) management.

For a half a Took, they whispered carefully, he seemed to be doing well.

They didn’t dare say such things to his face.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  SD:Kid_Fic  SD:Pre_Canon  SD:AU  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Character:Bilbo_Baggins  Character:Kili  Character:Fili  Character:Thorin_Oakenshield  Character:Dis  Character:Dwalin  Story_Length:Medium 
january 2017 by Carnadosa
Hearts Will As Hearts Must
Summary: The Dwarves are returning to Erebor reclaimed, and the elves uphold their promise to safeguard the caravans as they pass through Mirkwood.

One particular Dwarf has wit and spark enough to match Legolas Greenleaf - perhaps even outmatch him.

It's hate at first sight.

|| “Quiet!”

“I am being quiet! This is as quiet as we get!”

“And yet you still speak, and you crash through the trees as though you were a herd of Oliphaunts! Do you mean to run into every single one?” Legolas growled, and he rubbed at his forehead. There was a tension headache building just behind his eyes. Why had he offered to scout ahead again?

Oh yes, that was it. He had wanted some respite from the crashing, noisy, foul-mouthed and foul-natured Dwarves. They moved in slow, stately procession through the Greenwood now, returning to the seat of their old Kingdom. Elves had been set to guide and guard every wagon and train, to ensure their safety and protect their own lands.

But his moment of peace was not to be: not to be outdone, the very worst of the lot had offered to join him. ‘Lightest, swiftest and youngest,’ he remembered the Dwarf saying, his peach-fuzz jaw out-thrust.

|| :DDD
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Pairing:Gimli/Legolas  Fandom:LOTR  Character:Bilbo_Baggins  Character:Thorin_Oakenshield  Character:Fili  Character:Kili  Character:Dis  Character:Gloin  Character:Thranduil  Character:Tauriel  Character:Dwalin  Character:Dain  Story_Length:Medium  Mood:humor 
october 2016 by Carnadosa
Blessings and Rituals
Summary: In which Dwarves have a religion - and Hobbits don’t.

|| It made sense to Bilbo that all Dwarven rituals – if that was really what they were and not just habits – included stone. They were stone workers after all. But he couldn't figure out why. Why so many and what was the purpose of it. And he wasn't quite sure how to ask. So he watched and occasionally jotted the little rituals down in his journal for further contemplation later.

It was the watching that eventually got him his explanation. Óin glanced up at him from piling the stones in his nightly upside-down tower and harrumphed. "It's for protection," he said, piling the stones one by one, smallest on the bottom, then the next smallest, and the next, until the biggest one came on top. "I'm asking for Mahal's protection for the camp and for the night. If the tower holds, the camp is protected – if it tips over, it isn't safe."

"Ah," Bilbo said, frowning. He hadn't even considered that it might have to do with gods and such, but it made sense. "That's why Thorin had us switch camps a few days back."

|| Listen, but that would be an AMAZING way to kick Thorin out of goldsickness.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Character:Bilbo_Baggins  Character:Thorin_Oakenshield  Character:Gandalf  Character:Nori  Character:Balin  Story_Length:Short  SD:Religious_Themes  Character:Oin  Character:Gloin  Character:Dwalin  Character:Ori  Character:Dori 
october 2016 by Carnadosa
Garden in Dol Guldur
Summary: "If you wouldn't mind it terribly, I would like to take a small detour south on our way through Mirkwood."

|| "I can feel it though," Bilbo said and poked the dry earth with his toes. "Something grows underneath – and it's dying."

Gandalf frowned deeply, watching him and then looking at the earth. "Hmrh… best leave it be and let it die, then. Whatever orcs grow can't be good."

Bilbo scowled after him as the wizard headed off to continue his investigation. Let it die? Let an earthen thing that grew on soil, sickly or not, die? What did Gandalf think he was – a Dwarf?

|| I love esama's brain. The random crack-y worldbuilding is amazing.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Character:Bilbo_Baggins  Character:Gandalf  Story_Length:Short 
october 2016 by Carnadosa
The Becoming of Bilbo Baggins
Summary: This was why Hobbits did not leave the shelter of the Shire. The world outside was a Dark place where you would only starve and starve until you broke, until it would be all that remained, like in the Wandering Days, like in the Dark Days.

|| So they'd become Small and they'd became Simple and they made their own food and cooked it well and worshipped it on fine plates and it was good. They had almost became Good themselves and Kind and Fair. But above everything else, they became sated.

But at the heart they were still Fell Things, no amount of Hobbitish joviality and easy life could breed out the darkness that resided on the heart of all their kin. And the Hobbit-form itself was a reminder of it – it had been a Becoming too, one they'd all shared in. Their first joint communal meal – one the things they'd thrown into the pot to make it had never thanked them for.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  SD:Dragons  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Character:Bilbo_Baggins  Character:Gandalf  Story_Length:Short  Character:Thorin_Oakenshield  Character:Thranduil  SD:World_Building 
october 2016 by Carnadosa
Heart of the Mountain
Summary: After the Battle of Five Armies, there is still the matter of the Arkenstone and the Lonely Mountain to be settled.

|| "The Heart of the Mountain, huh?" he murmured.

The old Dwarf nodded. "It became synonymous with the king's right to rule," Balin added quietly. "It made Thrór the king he was, for better and for worse. And quite possibly led to his madness. If nothing else, it made the fall all the more swift."

"What will happen if the Arkenstone won't glow for Thorin?" Bilbo asked quietly.

Balin sighed and shook his head. "The fact of the matter is," he murmured. "I'm not sure if he should ever have it at all."

|| The arkenstone chooses the King, and whoops, that fucker is only shining for Bilbo.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Story_Length:Medium  SD:Unfinished  Character:Bilbo_Baggins  Character:Bard  Character:Balin  Character:Thorin_Oakenshield  Character:Thranduil  Character:Gandalf  Character:Dain  Character:Fili  Character:Kili  Character:Gloin  Character:Bofur  Character:Dwalin  Character:Tauriel  Character:Ori  Character:Oin 
october 2016 by Carnadosa
Hobbitish Mannerisms
Unsafe Places: Hobbits do not, in general, have records of their time before the settling of the Shire. But some things are known. Some things are held as truth.

One of those, held in the mind of every hobbit before they even have the words to define it, is that fauntlings must be protected at all costs.

So when Bilbo wakes abruptly to a muffled crying, there's nothing for it.

I am Lost to Peace: Tugging his blanket more firmly around his frame, Bilbo pushes himself to his feet and crosses the hall. He shall not sleep tonight. May as well make use of the time.

Ah, there.

He looks at raven hair to his left, then golden to his right. They’re safe. His boys, his nephews. Safe.

Not because of him. Fool.

The Morning Brings No Relief: “Bed rest,” Óin says after a thorough examination. “And plenty of liquids. No arguments.”

Bilbo makes one last-ditch attempt. “You are all overreacting.”

Óin just looks at him severely.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  SD:Family_of_Choice  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Character:Bilbo_Baggins  Character:Thorin_Oakenshield  Character:Fili  Character:Kili  Story_Length:Medium 
october 2016 by Carnadosa
Prompt Post 8 - The Hobbit Kink Meme
The fight doesn’t so much as begin as it ends very, very shortly. The Goblins and Wargs left alive were rather puzzled. For you see, they had been fighting, when quite suddenly, there was a marked End to the battle heralded by a blowing of a horn from some unknown distance at their knees, the sound of crossbows snapping, and their legs decorating the ground quite prettily.
SD:Fic  SD:Gen  Mood:humor  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Character:Bilbo_Baggins  Character:Thranduil  Character:Thorin_Oakenshield  Character:OC(s) 
september 2016 by Carnadosa
knitting, dick jokes, bagginshield - I read this and everything went downhill from...
“So, you can’t go into someone’s house unless you’ve been invited in?” asked Thorin.

“Neither can you,” Bilbo said as he sipped his tea.

“What? Yes I can.”

“Really? You’d just walk into someone’s house completely unwanted? Just stroll in, as you please, and kick your feet up on the sofa?” Bilbo raised his eyebrow.


“Of course not! You’d wait to be invited in, like anyone with manners.”
SD:Fic  SD:Vampire  Mood:humor  Story_Length:Short  Fandom:The_Hobbit  Character:Thorin_Oakenshield  Character:Bilbo_Baggins  SD:Modern_AU 
may 2016 by Carnadosa
Until You See The Light
Summary: Fíli and Ori have broken no promises. Fíli did not try to force a marriage on one unwilling, and Ori did not run from Erebor like a thief in the night. And yet, the two of them are paying for the crimes of their family. Somehow or another, they must find a way to make a marriage work, in between the politics and the old hurts.

Smaug never came to Erebor's door, but then, there are greater monsters than dragons in this world.

|| Super political world-building that I loved a lot and am sad is unfinished. But it ends in an ok place if you were there for the Ori/Fili build and not for the political stuff and whatever Bilbo is really doing in Erebor, and what's up with the orcs.

Kinda mpreg except dwarf gender concepts so...
SD:Fic  SD:Slash  SD:First_Time  SD:Forced_Bonding  SD:Marriage  SD:World_Building  SD:Unfinished  Pairing:Fili/Ori  Story_Length:Long  Character:Dis  Character:Frerin  Character:Nori  Character:Dwalin  SD:Secret_Revealed  SD:Sex  Warning:Abortion  Warning:Rape  Warning:Depression  Character:Tauriel  Character:Legolas  Character:Gimli  Character:Bilbo_Baggins  Character:OC(s)  SD:MPreg  SD:Mulitple_Povs 
may 2016 by Carnadosa

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