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Fornication - windchijmes - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien [Archive of Our Own]
Fili and Kili keep walking in on Dwalin and Thorin at inappropriate moments, leaving them promptly traumatised. After one particularly vivid encounter, the lads decide it's time to have The Talk with their elders about the whole business of fornication. [3409]
fic  b:lordoftherings  pre-series  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:secretlovers  theme:family  theme:romance  theme:snark  theme:shoveltalk  LOLZ  theme:shenanigans  p:lotr:dwalin/thorin  ge:slash  r:r  @ao3 
february 2014 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Tattooed On the Heart, by madame_faust
Dwalin notices more and more that he is going bald, and so does everyone else. Of course, he is really self-conscious and grumpy about it because, Hello, he looks like BAMF with a mohawk, and everyone is giving him grief that he won't look intimidating without one. Wanting to make Mister Dwalin feel better Kili takes to drawing on a throughly passed out Dwalin when he comes to stay over after a night of heavy drinking with Uncle Thorin. At first Dwalin is horrified that Kili has drawn all over his forehead and forearms, but then he thinks that Kili just might be on to something....

I just want a mental imagine of Kili happily drawing on 'Mistah Dwalin!' and people laughing at Kili's doodles but becoming then totally intimidated when Dwalin comes back with real tattoos all over his head and arms.

Extra hugs and kisses if Dwalin keeps a tattoo of one of Kili's original drawings on the back of his head :D
fic  b:lordoftherings  comment!fic  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:balin  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:inebriation  theme:shenanigans  theme:kids  theme:family  theme:h/c  opinion:adorable  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:madame_faust  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- The Consequences of Youth, by anon
One of the dwarves(I'm thinking Fili or Kili, maybe even Ori) goes to a (college?) party and ends up hooking up with a nice fellow named Frodo. The next morning they wake up together in Frodo's bed. Frodo tries to sneak the dwarf out of the house. Only to walk straight into Bilbo while he tries to.

The dwarf who slept with Frodo meets up with the Company and tells them,'I have some good news, I found Bilbo! The bad news, I slept with his nephew and now he's angry with me.'
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:modern  au:human  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:frodo  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:first-time  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:snark  theme:friendship  LOLZ  p:lotr:frodo/kili  p:lotr:bilbo/thorin  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
Gardening - Chapter 1 - The Feels Whale (miscellea) - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Bilbo Baggins arrived home late one afternoon in the middle of the week and the entire west Farthing is still talking about it.

Poor Mister Baggins. He was doomed to be a nine-days wonder no matter what and is it any wonder after a year-long adventure? Even the Tooks haven’t the influence to hush that up, but Mad Baggins seems to have managed to silence every tongue in the Shire on that subject which would be awe-inspiring ...if not for the way he decided to go about it.

OR: That one where Middle Earth seems to be unclear about where baby Hobbits come from. [19721]
fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:gandalf  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:dis  theme:fix-it  theme:grief  theme:kids  theme:domesticity  theme:love  trope:presumeddead  theme:family  theme:cominghome  theme:cultureclash  theme:cuddling  theme:shenanigans  theme:marriage  trope:stealth!dating  p:lotr:bilbo/thorin  rating:pg-13  @ao3 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 (closed to new prompts)
They are both middle-aged. She is married (to a ghost) and he is a confirmed bachelor. He is a ridiculous tweenager in love with a dwarf (why a big person anyways?) and got his heart broken.

It happens.

She doesn’t do comforting well. When the Incident happened (she cried and sobbed) she had still pulled out her favorite, best umbrella to arrive on Bilbo’s doorstep as always. Bilbo had been unusually kind (he had attempted to comfort her) but her sharp words quickly put that motion out of his head (he looked sad for her when she left).

It was only fair to return the favor, and she had awkwardly put her arm around him in comfort.

Bilbo leaned into Lobelia, and she leaned back.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:lobelia  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:lotho  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:nori  theme:friendship  theme:grief  theme:h/c  theme:snark  theme:competency!!!  theme:womenareawesome  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  theme:undercover  theme:family  theme:courtship  unusualpairing  p:lotr:bilbo/kili  p:lotr:dwalin/lobelia  genre:multi  genre:drama  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Road Goes Ever On (And On) - madame_faust - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
When the envoy from the Lonely Mountain descended upon Rivendell, the assemblies from the other kingdoms took to muttering among themselves for theirs was the largest party of representatives by far - and what representatives! It was expected that Prince Kili, third in the line of succession would come with a cousin or two from the line of Durin, but it seemed they’d brought half the royal court with them.

Thorin himself, the King Under the Mountain, was among their number as well as his sister and unofficial co-regent the Lady Dis. It was she who first arrived in the last homely house east of the sea. The rumor was that the Erebor dwarves were indebted to the wizard Gandalf and came due on the Maiar’s command. Others, knowing the reputation for violence among that people, speculated that they had a score to settle with the Elves of Mirkwood and that two representatives of their races would fight in bloody single combat. The truth was far less exciting and dismissed as too incredible to believe; they came in such great numbers to see about a hobbit.
fic  b:lordoftherings  au:justalittledifferent  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  tobetagged 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
Sticks and Stones - rachel4revenge - The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Usually, he could ignore it. Laugh it off. He gained fortitude from his uncle, who was always cool and indifferent, so kingly compared to his rougher companions. Kíli would watch him and lift his chin, and pretend the joshing and friendly insults made no matter to him.

But this, this was harder. [5472]
fic  b:lordoftherings  missingscene  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:ori  c:lotr:fili  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:cuddling  theme:seduction  theme:first-time  opinion:adorable  unusualpairing  p:lotr:kili/ori  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @ao3 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- Lost To Life, by tsukitenchichan
Thorin is so bad at following directions that he walks straight past Death's Door back to the world of the living.

On his way he finds Fíli and Kíli, and he's like, "Where are you going? Clearly it's that way!", and leads them away from the light.

And that's how Thorin and his nephews survive the BOFA.
ficlet  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  theme:fix-it  theme:afterlife  theme:aftermath  humor  genre:gen  rating:pg  opinion:adorable  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Sons of Durin - KivrinEngle - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a simple, quiet life. He likes his solitude and his predictable routine.

The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home.

But when Bilbo is dragged into the midst of the group as their unwilling burglar, his life will take a turn for the terrifying, and everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder. [95,860]
fic  b:lordoftherings  au:human  au:modern  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:angst  theme:shenanigans  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:captivity  theme:totherescue!  theme:questing  theme:family  theme:foundfamily  theme:aftermath  theme:grief  theme:war  theme:undercover  theme:roadtrip  theme:raceagainsttime!  theme:firstkiss  theme:cominghome  theme:HEA  p:lotr:bilbo/thorin  genre:gen  genre:slashish  genre:drama  genre:action  rating:pg-13  @ao3 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
as sunshine falls on the wretched - KivrinEngle - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his fine house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find the baby Dwarf's missing family so he can get back to his own life.

That's not what happens. [18,489]
fic  b:lordoftherings  pre-series  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:dis  theme:angst  theme:kids  theme:domesticity  theme:foundfamily  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:grief  theme:growingup  theme:firstmeetings  theme:cultureclash  theme:love  genre:gen  rating:pg  @ao3  opinion:adorable 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- A Rare Warrior, by madame_faust
“Dwalin can’t handle a needle for the life of him,” Balin’s voice was very far away sounding, but Bilbo clung to it, if only to concentrate on something other than pain. “Often as he’s gone under them.”

“Not made for delicate work, me,” Dwalin agreed. “But that’ll be a scar you can be proud of, Master Baggins.”

“Long as you lie about where it came from,” Nori said contemplatively. “I know for a fact that our Dwalin there tells lassies one of his cuts came from a warg’s fang and I’ll tell you now, it’s all a pack of lies. He got it putting his fist through a window at the pub one night when he was so drunk he could barely stand - you lads heard this story before? No? Well, it’s was going on...had to be thirty or more years ago and I was coming back to town from a spree...”
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:snark  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 (closed to new prompts)
Modern AU in which Thorin is a busy businessman who one day is informed that his sister and her husband died in an accident and he is the only one who can take care of his nephews.

He loves them with all his heart, but Fili and Kili (6 and 4 respectively) are a handful at the best of times (these are certainly not the best) and he has a company to run and there's only so many times a man can bring his boys to play at the building site. His workers/friends try to help him out and god bless him he IS trying, but it's not going well.

Until one day Thorin's new next door neighbor knocks on the door to borrow something/use a phone/whateva and sees the pandemonium that is Thorin trying to get Kili to eat his oatmeal - and steps in without much ado, showing the man how it's done. Poor Bilbo doesn't even suspect that this day marked him as a perfect future babysitter/ a gift from heavens for the Oakenshield family.
fic  art:fanart  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:realworld  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  theme:kids  theme:family  theme:shenanigans  theme:angst  theme:domesticity  opinion:adorable  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
hush of the battle-weary - Etharei - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien [Archive of Our Own]
Sometimes he worries that he will never get the sounds of battle out of his ears.

They follow him: the sharp clanging of swords as shovels shatter rock, the flight of endless arrows in the ropes slithering through their hooks, the roar of a charge in a dislodged boulder being rolled down a slope. Dwarves mine like they make war, or perhaps they think of war as just another mine; the battle-cries are indistinguishable.

Kili is tempted, more than once, to take a blade to his own ears. But Thorin and Fili worry enough as it is, and he has enough sense left to know that this torment resides elsewhere. [3083]
fic  b:lordoftherings  post-war  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:bifur  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:PTSD  theme:war  theme:angst  theme:family  theme:friendship  theme:muteness  genre:gen  rating:r  @ao3  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices

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