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Garden in Dol Guldur - esama - The Hobbit (Jackson Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
While Gandalf explored the ruins and investigated the remains of those that had lived there, Bilbo walked along the ground, digging his toes into the dry, parched soil. There was life brewing underneath, he could feel it, it pulsed on the soles of his feet and it felt… peculiar and wrong and familiar, all at once. The orcs had grown something in the soil of Dol Guldur – but what? Bilbo was no green toe, but even he could tell the difference between a plant and this, whatever this was.

"What do you mean, what they grew?" Gandalf asked him suspiciously when he enquired about it. "They are orcs and goblins – they can grow nothing."

"I can feel it though," Bilbo said and poked the dry earth with his toes. "Something grows underneath – and it's dying."

Gandalf frowned deeply, watching him and then looking at the earth. "Hmrh… best leave it be and let it die, then. Whatever orcs grow can't be good."

Bilbo scowled after him as the wizard headed off to continue his investigation. Let it die? Let an earthen thing that grew on soil, sickly or not, die? What did Gandalf think he was – a Dwarf? [1906]
fic  u:lotr  m:thehobbit  post-movie  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:gandalf  theme:competency!!!  theme:foundfamily  theme:snark  theme:kids  ge:gen  ge:fluff  r:pg  @ao3 
november 2016 by scorpionvoices
You Got a Kiss For Me - bubbysbub - The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
The obligatory "Bilbo returns home thinking Thorin is dead, only for his true love to come for him". Except with two true loves. And a head injury.

Not like I can write a trope to plan, though, is it? [3905]
fic  u:lotr  m:thehobbit  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:fix-it  theme:grief  theme:runningaway  theme:totherescue!  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  p:lotr:dwalin/thorin  p:lotr:bilbo/dwalin/thorin  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
january 2016 by scorpionvoices
Carving - sunryder - The Hobbit (Jackson movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien [Archive of Our Own]
It was Bifur who brought him the narrow block of pale green marble.

The stone was smaller than most Dwarves chose, but it was veined with ripples of golden-white, the color of Bilbo’s hair in the midday sun. Bifur laid the block gently down on Thorin’s personal forge and grunted that you didn’t need much to carve a half-Hobbit child.
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july 2015 by scorpionvoices
To Love Is To Live - erikaehm - The Hobbit (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
prompt: Bilbo takes in Bifur when the Dwarf wanders into Hobbiton. Communication proves to be the most difficult thing to deal with.

Bonus: Bifur's not stupid nor violent. He's a big teddy bear that only LOOKS crazy, and once the hobbits figure this out, they absolutely adore him. [5526]
fic  u:lotr  b:thehobbit  pre-series  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:bifur  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:bombur  theme:friendship  theme:domesticity  theme:cultureclash  trope:amnesia  theme:h/c  theme:roadtrip  theme:foundfamily  o:sweet  ge:gen  r:pg  @ao3 
june 2014 by scorpionvoices
On Omelettes - icarus_chained - The Hobbit (Jackson movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Bilbo interrupts an argument between Bombur and Dwalin to explain the hobbit approach to ancestral weaponry, and the insanity of more or less the entire Took line.

Or: why frying pans are a hobbit's weapon of choice. [898]
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march 2014 by scorpionvoices
itchy fingers
bamf fem!bilbo taunting smaug, super yes

“Stop!” she shouted, clawing her way up a mound of gold and ripping the ring from her finger. “Do not touch them, you worm, you cowering lizard! Do not dare! I have befriended wizards! I have haunted the halls of kings! I have held fire in my hands and pulled those I love from the water. Do not dare defy me! I am the beginning of your end! I am the bell that tolls your downfall!”

“Bold words!” roared Smaug, whipping back towards her, scattering gold in all directions. “They have won you a prize - I will eat your heart before I start on your companions!”
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february 2014 by scorpionvoices
The Days of Dust - manic_intent - The Hobbit (Jackson movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"'ullo again, Mister Baggins," the toymaker drawls, without turning around, and Bilbo laughs as he straightens up and steps into the candlelight.

It's still early enough into the evening that Bofur surely does not truly need to light the tapers as yet, but he's engaged in something delicate, it seems, his thick fingers busy on a knob of wood and his paring knife - he doesn't even look up when Bilbo circles the table to have a look.

"Someday you'll have to tell me how it is that you always know that I'm there." [50,078]
fic  b:lordoftherings  au:justalittledifferent  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:bofur  c:lotr:primula  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:paladin  c:lotr:gandalf  c:lotr:thorin  theme:crimeisthenewblack!  theme:competency!!!  theme:courtship  theme:snark  theme:injury  theme:angst  theme:questing  theme:secrets  theme:first-time  theme:love  theme:grief  theme:fixing  p:lotr:bilbo/bofur  ge:slash  ge:drama  r:r  a:manic_intent  @ao3 
december 2013 by scorpionvoices
Home Behind and Home Ahead - Etharei - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien [Archive of Our Own]
For as long as Frodo could remember, his beloved Uncle Bilbo was known around the Shire for his shocking habit of disappearing for long periods of time. Bilbo never told anybody where he was going or when he expected to be back, and didn't seem to care what other people thought of such disrespectable inconstancy. [5447]
fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:frodo  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:thorin  style:outsidePOV  theme:fix-it  theme:secretlovers  theme:marriage  theme:family  theme:adoption  theme:love  theme:establishedrelationship  p:lotr:bilbo/thorin  genre:slash  r:pg  a:etharei  @ao3 
may 2013 by scorpionvoices
Of Teasing and Turnabouts - ForAllLove - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
What Bilbo Baggins will do following an afternoon trapped between the odious Lobelia and a deliberately flirtatious dwarf is not quite what Bofur had in mind. [664]

[The author's note at the end of this had me practically *rolling*. I want to be this person's friend.]
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march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- The Consequences of Youth, by anon
One of the dwarves(I'm thinking Fili or Kili, maybe even Ori) goes to a (college?) party and ends up hooking up with a nice fellow named Frodo. The next morning they wake up together in Frodo's bed. Frodo tries to sneak the dwarf out of the house. Only to walk straight into Bilbo while he tries to.

The dwarf who slept with Frodo meets up with the Company and tells them,'I have some good news, I found Bilbo! The bad news, I slept with his nephew and now he's angry with me.'
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march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Minifill, by anon
Do you know the real reason hobbits live quietly in the Shire?

It's because all the other races banded together and banished them from the world's conflicts.

It just wasn't FAIR! Hobbits were tiny, adorable, and downright vicious with any weapon they picked up! No one else got to have any fun!

So the hobbits were disqualified and sent to live peaceful lives in the Shire; thus the battles of Middle Earth became a lot more bloody and a whole lot longer.

Bonus: It wasn't just the Men, Elves, and Dwarves that kicked them out; the Goblins, Orcs, and other evil beings fully agreed with the disqualification.
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march 2013 by scorpionvoices
Gardening - Chapter 1 - The Feels Whale (miscellea) - The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Bilbo Baggins arrived home late one afternoon in the middle of the week and the entire west Farthing is still talking about it.

Poor Mister Baggins. He was doomed to be a nine-days wonder no matter what and is it any wonder after a year-long adventure? Even the Tooks haven’t the influence to hush that up, but Mad Baggins seems to have managed to silence every tongue in the Shire on that subject which would be awe-inspiring ...if not for the way he decided to go about it.

OR: That one where Middle Earth seems to be unclear about where baby Hobbits come from. [19721]
fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:gandalf  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:dis  theme:fix-it  theme:grief  theme:kids  theme:domesticity  theme:love  trope:presumeddead  theme:family  theme:cominghome  theme:cultureclash  theme:cuddling  theme:shenanigans  theme:marriage  trope:stealth!dating  p:lotr:bilbo/thorin  rating:pg-13  @ao3 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 (closed to new prompts)
They are both middle-aged. She is married (to a ghost) and he is a confirmed bachelor. He is a ridiculous tweenager in love with a dwarf (why a big person anyways?) and got his heart broken.

It happens.

She doesn’t do comforting well. When the Incident happened (she cried and sobbed) she had still pulled out her favorite, best umbrella to arrive on Bilbo’s doorstep as always. Bilbo had been unusually kind (he had attempted to comfort her) but her sharp words quickly put that motion out of his head (he looked sad for her when she left).

It was only fair to return the favor, and she had awkwardly put her arm around him in comfort.

Bilbo leaned into Lobelia, and she leaned back.
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february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Road Goes Ever On (And On) - madame_faust - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
When the envoy from the Lonely Mountain descended upon Rivendell, the assemblies from the other kingdoms took to muttering among themselves for theirs was the largest party of representatives by far - and what representatives! It was expected that Prince Kili, third in the line of succession would come with a cousin or two from the line of Durin, but it seemed they’d brought half the royal court with them.

Thorin himself, the King Under the Mountain, was among their number as well as his sister and unofficial co-regent the Lady Dis. It was she who first arrived in the last homely house east of the sea. The rumor was that the Erebor dwarves were indebted to the wizard Gandalf and came due on the Maiar’s command. Others, knowing the reputation for violence among that people, speculated that they had a score to settle with the Elves of Mirkwood and that two representatives of their races would fight in bloody single combat. The truth was far less exciting and dismissed as too incredible to believe; they came in such great numbers to see about a hobbit.
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february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Fills Go Ever On (for hobbit_kink) - Chapter 6 - mairon - The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
"Alright alright, I know there's like a million courting fics out there but I want another one. One where Bilbo is the one doing the courting.
In fact, what I want is Bilbo working hard, collecting fruits, berries and other ingredients during a couple of days and keeping them from the Company in order to be able to cook something splendid, or as splendid as it can go, for his intended.
So yeah, Bilbo cooking for the one he's trying to court and only for him."
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:dwalin  theme:food  theme:clueless  theme:courtship  opinion:sweet  p:lotr:bilbo/dwalin  genre:slash  rating:pg  unusualpairing  @ao3  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
Soapwort - rachel4revenge - The Hobbit (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
He picks a flower head from its stem and brings it to his nose, crushing the petals between his fingers. Soapwort, though it is known by other labels. His father grew it in his garden, and called his wife “Bouncing Bet” after one such name. His mother in turn called Bilbo her Sweet William, and scrubbed his hair and ears with it every night at bathtime. [2015]
fic  b:lordoftherings  missingscene  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:bofur  theme:friendship  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:first-time  opinion:sweet  p:lotr:bilbo/bofur  genre:slash  rating:r  @ao3 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices

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