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Ordinary Numbers
“Help Desk call centre, this is Taylor, operator 4191. This is not a secure line. How may I help you?”
bond/Q  Bootsnblossoms  Kryptaria 
september 2017 by the_wild_son
BootsnBlossoms and Kryptaria - Old Gods, New Tricks
As MI6's senior quartermaster, Q is accustomed to dealing with all manner of oddities. But an agent who won't stay dead, a bomb in his office, and bad tea all combine to make for a stressful day. The muggers on the way home only make matters worse.

And that's before the owl shows up.
jamesbond  james.bond/q  bootsnblossoms  kryptaria  au:supernatural  wizardry  animaltransformation  warning:violence  wc:25000-50000  schmoop  magicalcreatures  saveme 
march 2017 by silentfire
Ordinary Numbers
“Help Desk call centre, this is Taylor, operator 4191. This is not a secure line. How may I help you?”

“Bloody fucking thank god,” James Bond snapped in a furious whisper. “Bond, James, agent 007, and if you hang up on me, I swear to Christ that I’ll rip out your intestines if I don’t get my arse shot off. Where the hell’s Q Branch?”
james_bond  BootsnBlossoms  Kryptaria 
march 2016 by rowlandover
Red Queen to Overwatch - BootsnBlossoms, Kryptaria - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
After returning from the dead, James Bond moves into a new secure flat, only to find that his new neighbour is either: a scruffy teenager, a brilliant computer geek, a mad scientist, or the sexiest genius he's ever met. Two of these things turn out to be true.

Well, three, once the Red Queen gets involved.
JamesBond  Bond/Q  first.time  BootsnBlossoms  Kryptaria  au  au:mirror  crossover  Sherlock  date  hurt/comfort 
august 2013 by southerly
Mercenary - BootsnBlossoms, Kryptaria - James Bond (Craig movies), James Bond (Movies), Skyfall (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Five years ago, Commander James Bond of Her Majesty's Royal Navy left England in disgrace, escaping a court martial -- and what should have been a promising career in MI6 with Alec Trevelyan, his oldest friend. He becomes a mercenary, selling his military expertise to the highest bidder, though not once does he act against England or her interests.

Now, new intelligence has possibly located Bond in the United States, and Alec is tasked with the mission to bring him back to MI6. But to do so will require a very unique type of field operative -- one Bond will never suspect.

Enter Aidan Green, codename Q.
JamesBond  Skyfall  Bond/Q  first.time  BootsnBlossoms  Kryptaria  au  au:mirror  undercover  Bond/other  jealousy  matchmaking  hurt/comfort 
august 2013 by southerly
Ordinary Numbers - BootsnBlossoms, Kryptaria - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call.
JamesBond  Skyfall  Bond/Q  first.time  BootsnBlossoms  Kryptaria  au  au:mirror  pining  jealousy  hurt/comfort  matchmaking  favorite  ★★★★★ 
august 2013 by southerly
Old Gods, New Tricks - BootsnBlossoms, Kryptaria - James Bond (Craig movies), Skyfall (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Q meets an owl, then a stag (no worries, this is not a Hannibal reference). When the memo called James and Alec twin gods of chaos, it wasn't kidding.
skyfall  bond/q  supernatural  bootsnblossoms  kryptaria 
june 2013 by marcicat
Bewitched - BootsnBlossoms, Kryptaria - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
I get "Bewitched" confused with "I Dream of Jeanie," but this was a fun AU without much knowledge of either. Q has magic, and he and James go on vacation for two weeks.
skyfall  bond/q  au  magic!au  bewitched  bootsnblossoms  kryptaria 
june 2013 by marcicat
Ordinary Numbers - BootsnBlossoms, Kryptaria - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call.
fic  Bondfilms  Q  007  00Q  BootsnBlossoms  Kryptaria  au 
may 2013 by adanska
Mercenary - BootsnBlossoms, Kryptaria - James Bond (Craig movies), James Bond (Movies), Skyfall (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
The grainy black and white photo was from a retasked surveillance drone. Two men, incongruously in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by rocks and not much else. The one looking up at the camera had an empty, round face. Image enhancement had removed the lens flare from his glasses, revealing small eyes, squinted against the desert sun. He was rotund and squat, wearing a button-down dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up. Even in black and white, it was obvious that the shirt was soaked with sweat.

The other man was smarter. He’d ducked and pulled a fold of a desert camo jacket over his head, tenting the fabric to obscure his physique. The digital camo confused the image enhancement software, leaving him with an array of several outlines tentatively drawn by the computer. He could’ve been a swimmer or body builder.

But there was a scar, barely visible where the edge of the jacket had slipped aside: a glossy white burn on the back of his neck.
fic  Bondfilms  Q  007  00Q  BootsnBlossoms  Kryptaria  mercenary  au 
may 2013 by adanska
Ordinary Numbers [BootsnBlossoms and Kryptaria]
“Help Desk call centre, this is Taylor, operator 4191. This is not a secure line. How may I help you?”

“Bloody fucking thank god,” James Bond snapped in a furious whisper. “Bond, James, agent 007, and if you hang up on me, I swear to Christ that I’ll rip out your intestines if I don’t get my arse shot off. Where the hell’s Q Branch?”

“I’m... sorry, sir? There’s been a power glitch —” Bond froze, hearing footsteps outside the office — if it could be properly termed an office. Damned shack was more like it, with paper-thin walls made that much worse by the fact that he’d removed one of the windows so he could climb in. The bitter wind was cutting right into his bones, because apparently someone hadn’t mentioned to Mongolia that September was still autumn, not the middle of fucking winter. “Sir? Are you there?”
007  bond/q  PG-13  bootsnblossoms  kryptaria  slash  romance  au  adventure  humor  skyfall  long  *  from delicious
may 2013 by pouncer
The Colours in His Skin [BootsnBlossoms and Kryptaria]
Q would have liked to say he remembered the night he got the tattoo well. He would have liked to say the reason he was so fond of it was because it was the product of his own imagination, his thoughtfulness, his attempt at branding himself with his own unique identity. But he’d be lying.
007  bond/q  NC-17  bootsnblossoms  kryptaria  slash  kink  hurt/comfort  skyfall  au  long  *  from delicious
may 2013 by pouncer
Mercenary [BootsnBlossoms and Kryptaria]
Green frowned. “What exactly do you need me for, then? How is my very specific skillset going to be put to use?”

“We can’t get close to him. We’ve been tracking him for five years. Every time he catches a whiff of us, he disappears,” Alec said, hiding the frustration in his voice. “He knows us. You’ve heard of designation 007?”

“That’s a myth,” Green said at once. “There hasn’t been a 007 since World War II. The number’s reserved because of superstitious idiots who think it’s lucky.”

“It’s his, or it was supposed to be. Five years ago, he was hired as a Double O agent.” An uncomfortable silence settled in the office as Green sat completely still, staring at Alec with a cool, evaluating gaze.

“I suppose I’m his type?” he finally asked bluntly. “Is it physical or personality?”
007  bond/q  NC-17  bootsnblossoms  kryptaria  slash  adventure  au  skyfall  long  *  from delicious
may 2013 by pouncer
Ordinary Numbers - BootsnBlossoms, Kryptaria
More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call. [44,184 words]
skyfall  bond/q  bootsnblossoms  kryptaria  au:canon  IT  gifts 
march 2013 by cunningplan
Ordinary Numbers
More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call.
bootsnblossoms  kryptaria  jamesbond  bond/q 
march 2013 by japanimecrazed
Ordinary Numbers - BootsnBlossoms, Kryptaria - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
"More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call."
skyfall  bond/q  au  qismike  bootsnblossoms  kryptaria 
march 2013 by marcicat
Red Queen to Overwatch - BootsnBlossoms, Kryptaria - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
The AU where James moves in across the hall from Q, and Q is Mycroft and Sherlock's younger brother. (Also the one where James watches cat videos online to relax, and Q runs off to Germany at one point.)
skyfall  bond/q  au  bootsnblossoms  kryptaria 
march 2013 by marcicat
Red Queen to Overwatch - BootsnBlossoms, Kryptaria
After returning from the dead, James Bond moves into a new secure flat, only to find that his new neighbour is either: a scruffy teenager, a brilliant computer geek, a mad scientist, or the sexiest genius he's ever met. Two of these things turn out to be true.

Well, three, once the Red Queen gets involved. [86,205 words]
skyfall  sherlock  crossover/fusion  bond/q  bootsnblossoms  kryptaria  neighbours  siblings  family 
march 2013 by cunningplan

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