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peradi: do not take love advice from sweary droids
“Why did Finn just beep at me? Does he speak Droid when he’s upset?” “It seems so,” says BB-8. He’s never been so proud of the coat-stealing banthafucker. -- Finn learns Droid. BB-8 makes a friend. Poe is confused, and everything ends up happily. (1,800 words) With art by Jacke_Fallon here:
fandom:star.wars  fandom:star.wars:st  medium:fic  medium:art  creator:jacke_fallon  creator:peradi  length:1k-5k  relationship:slash  pairing:finn/poe  focus:finn  focus:poe.dameron  focus:bb-8  beings:AIs/robots  posted:2016-01  bookmarked:2018-02  *secondary.fanworks.policy:implicit  topic:language  *secondary.fanworks.policy:unknown  verse:sweary.bb8 
february 2018 by sylvaine
peradi: finn really should learn to speak droid
"You coat-stealing bitch, just fucking fuck him already." "I love you too BB-8." "Learn Droid you illiterate fuck." "I wonder when Poe'll get back?" "I hate you." -- Finn doesn't understand BB-8's eminently sensible advice. BB-8 has a very hard life. (900 words
fandom:star.wars  fandom:star.wars:st  medium:fic  creator:peradi  *secondary.fanworks.policy:implicit  length:-1k  relationship:gen  focus:finn  focus:bb-8  pairing:finn/poe  posted:2016-01  bookmarked:2018-02  !no.smut  verse:sweary.bb8  concept:crack  beings:AIs/robots 
february 2018 by sylvaine
icarus_chained: Acquired Vocabulary
Small crack fic, written for a prompt. Steve's shield starts talking to him. Turns out it's acquired a somewhat impressive vocabulary. Tony is ... amused. (1,100 words)  fandom:avengers  medium:fic  creator:icarus_chained  length:1k-5k  relationship:gen  focus:steve  focus:tony  beings:AIs/robots  concept:crack  posted:2012-11  bookmarked:2012-11  !no.smut 
november 2012 by sylvaine
Night's Fang: How the Apocalypse 2 was Really Averted
In what would forever be known as the most mind-boggling plot twist, in the end the Apocalypse wasn't stopped by heroic sacrifices, witty plans, any development of eleventh hour superpowers, or even simply hugging it out. It was averted by 'Mating Season' for supernaturally affected cars kicking in, and Bobby and Adam Young being the only sane men around. (1,400 words)
fandom:supernatural  fandom:good.omens  medium:fic  creator:night's.fang  length:1k-5k  relationship:other  concept:crack  beings:AIs/robots  beings:angels  beings:demons  posted:2010-05  bookmarked:2012-11  !no.smut  pairing:bentley/impala  focus:sam.winchester  focus:bentley  focus:impala  fandom:*crossover  focus:adam.young 
november 2012 by sylvaine
kyaticlikestea: Artificial Intelligence
Fed up of seeing Tony and Steve dance around each other, the various gadgets of Stark Tower collaborate to become the best wingmen in history.

If only they were any good at it. (1,800 words)  fandom:avengers  medium:fic  creator:kyaticlikestea  length:1k-5k  relationship:slash  pairing:steve/tony  focus:steve  focus:tony  focus:oc  beings:AIs/robots  concept:crack  posted:2012-10  bookmarked:2012-11  !no.smut 
november 2012 by sylvaine
autoschediastic: In Repair
"Shit," Frank mutters, and shoves both hands through his hair. He looks around the kitchen like he's gonna find what he should do scratched into the old linoleum, then looks back at the bot. He gnaws on his lip. Fuck it. He already knows what he's gonna do. He's just gotta do it.

Getting down on his knees, he braces a hand on the edge of the crate and leans over the bot. It's dressed in a plain white tee and matching drawstring pants like an escaped mental patient. Frank rolls his neck and cracks his knuckles, shaking the ache out of them before carefully laying his palm against its cheek. He's pretty sure his voice is steady when he says, "Activate."

Nothing happens. Fucking shitty packaging-- the thing's busted. But Frank keeps his hand where it is, jumping a little when he feels the surge of energy beneath it. The robot's skin goes from room temperature to lukewarm, then warm. Frank watches it open its eyes, the light behind them adjusting until they're a pale sort of brown. It looks at him and asks, "Am I dead?" (33,300 words)
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september 2012 by sylvaine
icarus_chained: Report, As From A Gun
Clint Barton, ambassador of SHIELD. Seriously. Fuck this shit. (Or, the one where Clint explains to the killer AI and his jumpy creator why SHIELD is not going to try and take JARVIS).

Clint, Tony, JARVIS, Fury, Bruce and Natasha: the aftermath of Silver Linings. (3,900 words)
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august 2012 by sylvaine
leashy_bebes: Rom-Commed By Fate (Or JARVIS)
The best thing about being an Artificial Intelligence is the ability to parse, filter and modify the things people say until you've got the cause to do exactly what you wanted in the first place. Or, in which JARVIS cock blocks Tony into having an actual relationship. (14,400 words)
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posted:2012-05  bookmarked:2012-08  fandom:avengers  medium:fic  creator:leashy_bebes  length:10k-20k  relationship:slash  pairing:steve/tony  focus:steve  focus:tony  focus:JARVIS  beings:AIs/robots  smut:fucking  smut:edging/orgasm.delay/denial  smut:oral 
august 2012 by sylvaine
icarus_chained: A Future Shining
It took Tony a while to notice. To see the increasingly massive sections of memory space that someone had blocked off in JARVIS' systems, the processing power being diverted to something that ... that Tony couldn't breach.

Tony, and JARVIS, and a conversation Tony never, ever thought he'd be having. (2,000 words)
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august 2012 by sylvaine
icarus_chained: Teaching Concepts, Void
Dummy did not know where he was. He did not know how he was, could not tally the extent of the damage without sensors, could not keep hold of the concept for long enough. Damage. Extreme damage.

Companion piece to Silver Linings. Basically Dummy's POV of the attack/aftermath. (1,400 words)
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july 2012 by sylvaine
thesecretmichan: 10 Things I Hate About You
It's amazing how Steve and Tony could screw up something as simple as hate-sex.

Alternatively: Love and hate may be two sides of the same coin, but moving from one to the other is far more complex than we really give people credit for. (33,600 words)  fandom:avengers  medium:fic  creator:thesecretmichan  length:20k-50k  relationship:slash  pairing:steve/tony  focus:tony  focus:steve  posted:2012-06  posted:2012-07  bookmarked:2012-07  smut:handjob  smut:fucking  smut:bondage  smut:rimming  pairing:clint/natasha  pairing:clint/tony  focus:clint  focus:bruce  focus:natasha  focus:thor  beings:AIs/robots  relationship:het  focus:pepper  beings:gods  smut:oral 
july 2012 by sylvaine
scifigrl47: Phil Coulson Is Not a SHIELD Recruiter (Except for Special Cases)
Sometimes normal people have interactions with the Avengers that are more than just running, screaming, or getting rescued. When that happens, SHIELD has paperwork. Phil Coulson is very familiar with that paperwork.

SHIELD has very, very strange employment interviews that occasionally involve flying Roombas, and Phil Coulson is not a SHIELD recruiter. (5,400 words)
Author permission statement:  fandom:avengers  medium:fic  creator:scifigrl47  length:5k-10k  relationship:gen  focus:phil  focus:darcy  focus:oc  beings:AIs/robots  posted:2012-06  bookmarked:2012-07  !no.smut  verse:toasterverse  verse:phil.coulson'  *secondary.fanworks.policy:partial.permission 
july 2012 by sylvaine

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