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Negotiable - Chapter 1 - eyebrowofdoom - Skyfall (2012) - Fandom [Archive of Our Own]
The shitty thing was that Q had a boyfriend at the time – a ravishing, blond, public-school-boy wank fantasy of an actual, actual boyfriend. Then Bond came along.
jamesbond  bond/q  hurt/comfort  developing-relationship  banter  spanking  author:eyebrowofdoom  rating:nc-17 
4 weeks ago by nyx
Pretty - astolat - Game of Thrones (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“Why not a hook, though?” Brienne said, and Jaime followed her gaze to the golden hand covering his stump. He paused, and she added, “It’s pretty, but it’s not much use, is it?"
gameofthrones  brienne/jaime  AU-canon-divergence  banter  author:astolat  rating:nc-17  thingsilike 
9 weeks ago by nyx
A is for Arrogance by winterhill
Q is fucking marvellous on a good day, and Bond wants to learn how to use a computer. Or, Q is an arrogant little shit most of the time, but Bond’s noticed he’s not quite so confident after Silva. Spoilers for Skyfall.
jamesbond  bond/q  banter  developing-relationship  author:winterhill  rating:pg-13 
10 weeks ago by nyx
people can surprise you (or not) - pdameron - James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“I’m not you, Bond. I don’t exactly have a technique for getting rich strangers to like me.”

“Just do your naive cute puppy thing, and they’ll be doting on you in no time,” Bond replies as he pulls up to the grand estate.

“My what?” Q asks incredulously. Bond doesn’t answer, simply giving him an indulgent smile. The fucker.

(or: 00q meets Gosford Park. Except not really.)
jamesbond  bond/q  fake/pretend-relationship  humour  banter  mystery  pining  author:pdameron  rating:pg-13 
11 weeks ago by nyx
it doesn't take you away from yourself - scioscribe - James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Q thinks he can't imagine anything worse than three days at a conference with James Bond as his bodyguard. Bond thinks that's showing a lack of imagination. He may be right.

Or, the one where Q has a long-standing arrangement, Bond condescends to croissants and tablecloths, unresolved issues abound, and then actual serious stuff happens. Post-Spectre.
jamesbond  bond/q  action/adventure  banter  character-focus  author:scioscribe  rating:pg-13 
11 weeks ago by nyx
Out of Hours
James rather likes to imagine that Q’s perpetual air of crisp irritability is due to being in dire need of a damn good fucking, a situation with which James, ever the gentleman, would be only too pleased to assist.

|| Unrepentantly filthy sex interspersed with snarky banter.
jamesbond  bond/q  first-time  banter  smut  hot  author:eternallygapingmaw  rating:nc-17 
11 weeks ago by nyx
Past the Last Exit - Chapter 1 - Annakovsky - Veep [Archive of Our Own]
Once you're accidentally married for political expediency, accidentally having a baby for political expediency is just the next logical step.
veep  amy/dan  AU-canon-divergence  kid!fic  relationship-of-convenience  future!fic  banter  rating:nc-17  via:puckling 
12 weeks ago by nyx
Ordinary Numbers by BootsnBlossoms, Kryptaria
More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call. 12ch. -- 44,168wds. Updated: 03/10/2013

[Bookmark notes: I don't even know how many times I've read this - can't believe I forgot to bookmark it here - definitely one of my top fandom favorites.]  fandom:JamesBond  Q/Bond  fanfic  AU  pre-slash  slash  pre-Skyfall  phone_call  Technology  HelpDesk  Banter  gifts  Pets  kitten  First_Meetings  Recovery/Healing  Misunderstandings/Miscommunications  humor  char(Bond):Q  char(Bond):Bond  char(Bond):Trevelyan  completed!  HaveRead  wds:40.000+ 
june 2019 by shibela
Bucky Barnes Is Five Eleven, and Other Lies He Tells Supervillains - AggressiveWhenStartled - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Sam Wilson trudged back into the house, dripping with sweat, stumbling out of his running shoes and stripping his shirt off as he went. He made it to the kitchen and pulled a carton of orange juice out of the fridge, got the cap off, and almost wore it instead when Bucky Fucking Barnes smacked him upside the back of the head.“Use a glass, the rest of us gotta drink that,” Barnes complained, sliding a tumbler across the counter at him. “I don’t want your germs.”Sam looked Barnes in the eye, raised the OJ, and took a healthy swig. (Words: 3290)
rating:teenandupaudiences  pairing:james"bucky"barnes/steverogers  pairing:james"bucky"barnes&samwilson  costumeswap  buttprostetics  steverogers'prrepdeservesabonus  it'snotevensteve'sfaultthistime  language!  namelessvillainbutforreal  onvavoir  banter  lotsofbanter  that'sprettymuchthewholefic  justbuckyandsamraggingoneachother 
april 2019 by hepalien
Wind Shear by Chilord @FF.Net
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended. 19ch. -- 126,280wds. Updated: 07/06/2017

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[While tagged for humor, it's not straight up total humor - there's a LOT of violence & gore, as was expected after reading the first chapter. Awesome read - this is definitely on my re-read list.]  fandom:HarryPotter  NoShip  Andromeda/Ted  HP/BL  OtherPairings  fanfic  AU  EWE?  Magic:Curses  TimeTravel  Stranded/Lost  BAMF!HP  family  First_Meetings  Other_Occupations  Training/Classes  Pining!Bellatrix  Banter  Personal_Epiphanies  humor  kidnap  Imprisoned/Held_Captive  torture  completed!  HaveRead  wds:125.000+ 
march 2019 by shibela
Cloud Nine
Cesare - Rodney/John, T --- 17,769

"Well, look who thinks he's the sexiest person at The Weather Station," said Rodney.
ao3  sga  mckay/sheppard  *t  w.d::10-20k  ;★★★  au  television  banter  flirting  oblivious  dating  cute  pov-rodney 
march 2019 by we.are.golden
Paian - Jack/Daniel, T --- 2,105

The aliens make them say 'I love you.'
ao3  sg-1  jack/daniel  *t  w.b::2-5k  ;★★★  confession  amtdi  banter  cute  first  pov-jack 
december 2018 by we.are.golden
“There are no negotiations for an ‘unconditional’ surrender, Barry. It’s either a yes or a no.”

Barry hums a little under his breath, contemplating his options. “You would get off on catching the fastest man alive, wouldn’t you…”
fic  theflash  slash  rating:nc-17  banter 
august 2018 by krytella
our little corner of the world
jayfeatherseyebrows - Seiji/Nick, G --- 1,518

Nicholas and Seiji end up in a diner at 3 AM, eating junk food and just talking.
ao3  fence  nick/seiji  *g  w.a::0-2k  ;★★★  banter 
march 2018 by we.are.golden
A Rare Bloom
Gileonnen - M'Baku/T'Challa, E --- 6,662

When Shuri finds evidence that the heart-shaped herb might still be growing wild in Jabariland, T'Challa and M'Baku embark on a quest to find it. As the journey takes them deep into the mountains, though, their newfound trust—and growing attraction—is tested.
ao3  black-panther  t'challa/m'baku  *e  w.c::5-10k  ;★★★  ;♥♥  banter  sex 
february 2018 by we.are.golden

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