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Naked in the Eye of the Storm - tenaya - Thor - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Loki is reveal as a Jötunn during the raid to Jotunheim. Considered underage on Jotunheim, Laufey demands him back, but Odin decides to marry him to Thor to keep him in Asgard. Loki faces many trials as he comes to terms with his new role.
96k  sexual-assault/violence  porn  bad-sex  dub-con  thor/loki  au  hurt/sick  assholes  mpreg 
november 2017 by katereis
"Be My Sex Coach, Victor!" by lucycamui
Yuuri Katsuki has always been his own worst critic, and a series of unfortunate short-lived relationships has him convinced that he flubs things more in the bedroom than out on the ice. So, of course it would turn out that the ridiculously charming Russian he's matched with online is a pornstar.
fandom:yoi  ship:victuuri  rating:nc17  wc:75k-100k  au  sex-work-au  porn-star!victor  humor  bad-sex  solo!yuuri  first-time  bottom!yuuri  top!victor  painful-sex  intercrural-sex  rimming  victuuri-wedding  from iphone
october 2017 by poiisons
"Nowhere Near Perfect" by keep_waking_up
Dean may have been a self-proclaimed ladies’ man, but Sam knew better than to think that the two of them hooking up would be anywhere near romantic.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  bad-sex  switching  fluff  humor 
august 2014 by poiisons
"Snowed In" by sonofabiscuit77
Based on the prompt "snowed in". There's an epic snowstorm in Kansas. Sam and Dean are stuck in the bunker, doing the gardening and cooking, arguing about climate change, having average sex, and (sort-of) talking about their relationship. Domestic Winchester future-fic, set about eight years post season eight.
[bee] "angst" isn't quite the word for this, but it did make me have feelings. contains some past underage.
fandom:spn  ship:wincest  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  underage  bunkerfic  domesticity  schmoop  bad-sex  bottom!sam  top!dean 
august 2014 by poiisons
"Five Times Castiel And Dean Had Awful Sex (And One Time It Was Good)" by anonymous
Dea/Cas - Awkward, fumbling sex. Clashing teeth, accidentally bruising each other, biting too hard, disastrous foreplay.
[bee] hosted on blindfold_spn, so you'll need to be a member of that comm to view.
fandom:spn  ship:destiel  rating:nc17  wc:<10k  5-times-fic  humor  bad-sex  orgasm-denial  rimming  bottom!dean  top!cas 
september 2013 by poiisons
Fuck Me- rockstarpeach
Dean and Sam take the next step in their non-gay non-relationship. It’s a good thing they can both be such assholes, or that shit might get awkward.
banter  Blow  Me  Verse  Adult  bad-sex  rockstarpeach  Sam/Dean 
september 2013 by wastetheyears
Highway 101- setissma
Twelve pieces (vignettes, if you will), one relationship progression, and one car.

(“It wasn’t your fault,” Sam says, and he knows he’s crying but he doesn’t even fucking care, “it wasn’t your fault and I love you,” and he’s not letting go.)

(Because Sam’s talking about after, after with him. It’s not something he’s ever let himself hope for, but Sam’s saying it, sleepy, honest, up against him, and Dean’s tired of being afraid.)
bad-sex  car-sex  banter  first-time  S2  John  hurt!Dean  scars  hugs  Jess  crying  grief  setissma  Adult  Sam/Dean  First  Time  from delicious
september 2012 by wastetheyears
I Call "Risky Business" "Risky It" (Because "It" Means "Business")- char
Jared figured sex with Jensen would be as easy as everything else with Jensen had been. It turns out he was wrong.
living-together  first-time  bad-sex  char  Adult  j2  First  Time  from delicious
march 2012 by wastetheyears
harvey/mike "you ruined it"
The first time the guys have sex, it's awkward. It's awkward fail sex. It doesn't completely and totally ruin their relationship (or whatever they have), and they enjoy it eventually (or because it's so awkward), but it's definitely not perfect.
bad-sex  ficstoread  wip  kinkmeme  suits  harvey/mike  from delicious
july 2011 by penguinparity
apiphile: [fic] I have to get up tomorrow, I know I'll stay up until three writing porn.
A/N or possibly author's soapbox: I LIKE CRAPPY SEX IN FANFIC. There is not enough crappy failsex in fanfic! PEOPLE NEED TO STOP HAVING PERFECT FANFIC SEX. I can't write this all on my own I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING SOMETHING ELSE ARGH.
arthur/eames  inception  nc-17  pwp  author:apiphile  first-time  bad-sex 
october 2010 by penguinparity
The Incestuous Courtship of the Antichrist's Bride- fleshflutter
Sam is trying to become the Antichrist in order to save the world. He has a small army of angels and demons, he has an adoring cult, he has a work of prophecy by Jack Kerouac, and he has Dean. Things are going pretty well until he accidentally signs Dean up as his Beloved Consort, a role that requires sex with the Antichrist on an altar. And that's when things stop going pretty well. Also, the soundtrack to the Apocalypse sucks. (Sam turns to look at Dean's profile. Dean is pretty hot. It'd almost be a shame that he was Sam's brother, because the guy-thing really isn't Sam's issue here, except he makes a pretty damn fantastic brother.)
Sam/Dean  Adult  fleshflutter  BigBang-09  first-time  castiel  pretty!Dean  protective!sam  leaving!Dean  humor  awkward  bad-sex  reluctant!Dean  crying  hurt!dean  relucant!Sam  First  Time 
june 2009 by wastetheyears
No, Really, That's What You're Supposed to Do- sinoftheday
Neither Sam nor Dean have ever had sex with guys before, so Sam gets hold of an Idiot’s Guide to buttsecks and studies it intensely. Eventually satisfied he knows all he needs to know, he tries it out on Dean, and it’s naturally a disaster.
Sam/Dean  Adult  sinoftheday  first-time  bad-sex  humor  First  Time 
october 2008 by wastetheyears

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