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Unpretty: Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
A DC universe where moms are awesome and raise their kids right. Now with more melanin and queerness. Also, Gotham's in Michigan and Metropolis is in Connecticut. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Fics are in chronological order but are all standalone.
fandom:batman  epic_fic  series  author:unpretty  AO3  character:bruce_wayne  pre-cannon  pairing:martha/thomas  pairing:alfred/martha/thomas  fandom:dcu   
10 weeks ago by Miscella
Space Taxes | Unpretty
Lando and Han can't get divorced. For tax reasons.

**||** [578 words]

It's Unpretty, so it's an amazing bit of characterization in a compact package. Comes with excellent minor detail world-building and great end notes.
fanfic  fandom:starwars  theme:law/accounting  theme:crackfic  words:<2k  author:unpretty  via:blueMeridian 
december 2018 by alegria
Nominal - Unpretty - Batman - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Don't ask why Batman is sad unless you're willing to give him the time to consult his spreadsheet.
fic  fandom:Batman  verse:DCU  author:Unpretty  character:Bruce_Wayne  format:fictional_document 
june 2018 by jeb124
Unpretty: Contrafacta
Welcome to the Squirrel Girl/Kraven the Hunter shame pit, where good things happen to bad people and the bad people try to be less bad for like, five whole minutes maybe.

--OR: How to Make Friends and Influence Villains OR: Revenge of the Love Life So Bad It Caused an International Incident
author:unpretty  AO3  !het  pairing:doreen/kraven  rating:R  genre:humor  genre:PWP  series  rating:NC-17 
december 2017 by Miscella
Wayne Manor - Unpretty - Batman - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
He had made a serious miscalculation. "I apologize, Mrs. Wayne," he said stiffly, and he did not make excuses, because a butler wouldn't. A small detail, one he'd missed; who would ever notice the knot in his tie?

"Oh, no," she said, still smiling as she rearranged his tie into a Windsor knot, "don't apologize Mr. Pennyworth. Pennyworth. I just love saying it, Pennyworth. It's the sort of name you'd get out of an Agatha Christie novel. Absurdly British. Did you choose it because you thought it would make you seem harmless?"

It made his blood run cold, the way she said it. "I fear your sixth sense may be steering you astray, Mrs. Wayne."

"No, no, none of that," she chided, that same way she might say it to Bruce, "we both know I'm not psychic. Do you know what a woman's intuition is, Mr. Pennyworth?"

"I have a feeling you're going to tell me, Mrs. Wayne."

"A woman's intuition is her subconscious mind's way of telling her when a man wants to murder her," she said matter-of-factly, and though she had finished with her knot she was still holding his tie, like a leash. "That's why men pretend it's silly, you see."

[This is amazing. I wish there were even a little more of Martha Wayne in this series. So far, there is not. It is well-written, intriguing, and just a little bit discomfiting. I'm not familiar enough with the canon to say whether it's AU or not, but it is brilliant. Five.]
fandom:batman  author:unpretty  genre:allthroughoutthewar  rating:***** 
december 2017 by thatspotonthe_t
unpretty: Pokemon Go
“Jason, please explain to me why there’s a herd of millenials traipsing through my property.”

Jason looked over his shoulder. “Public outreach program,” he said, very convincing except for the part where it was bullshit.

Someone in the herd screeched. “There’s a Lapras by the duck pond!”

As one, they ran toward the unassuming water feature.
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f:dcu  type:fic  author:unpretty  pairing:gen  char:jason-todd  char:bruce-wayne  pov:bruce-wayne  genre:humor  genre:light  genre:crack  trope:shenanigans  wc:<1k  wc:drabble 
june 2017 by toobufftorebuff
Empty Graves - Unpretty - Superman - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Time travelers who plan to kill Superman never account for Martha Kent in their plans. She may not be the World's Finest, but she's a mother with a shotgun, and all told that might be scarier.
fic  fandom:Superman  verse:DCU  author:Unpretty  character:Martha_Kent  character:Jonathan_Kent  character:Clark_Kent  character:Bruce_Wayne  character:Diana_Prince  trope:time_travel 
may 2017 by jeb124
Third Wheel by Unpretty
It isn't quite a love triangle. For one thing, Clark's the only one romantic enough to even think the word 'love'. For another, Clark and Bruce would be beating the holy hell out of each other even without Lois' involvement. And if Lois was aware of the secrets they were keeping, she'd be beating the holy hell out of the both of them. Overall, Bruce's visit to Metropolis has been a mixed bag for everyone involved.
fanfic  batman  superman  Bruce/Lois  Clark_Kent  injury  scars  author:unpretty  het  ao3  words:20.000-50.000  jealousy 
april 2017 by hatinjacket
No Whammies [Unpretty]
"Why do the Robins keep gettin' smaller?" Harley asked. "Were ya just barebackin' with progressively smaller women?" Catwoman hissed and tried to swipe at her throat. "What? Why are you mad? You're way on the low end of the bell curve, he's got nowhere to go unless he meets a hobbit."
Author:Unpretty  Fic  WordCount:0-2k  Batman  Humour  Crack  Gen  <3  AO3 
january 2017 by Brandysnaps
Third Wheel [Unpretty]
It isn't quite a love triangle. For one thing, Clark's the only one romantic enough to even think the word 'love'. For another, Clark and Bruce would be beating the holy hell out of each other even without Lois' involvement. And if Lois was aware of the secrets they were keeping, she'd be beating the holy hell out of the both of them. Overall, Bruce's visit to Metropolis has been a mixed bag for everyone involved.
Author:Unpretty  Fic  WordCount:20-40k  Batman  Superman  Humour  Romance  General  AO3 
january 2017 by Brandysnaps
La Belle et la Bête [Unpretty]
Bruce Wayne is having a bad week, but at least the light fixtures aren't talking.
Author:Unpretty  Fic  WordCount:2-5k  Batman  Bruce/Diana  Humour  Trope:AnimalTransformation  via:Brandysnaps 
january 2017 by yarngeek
La Belle et la Bête [Unpretty]
Bruce Wayne is having a bad week, but at least the light fixtures aren't talking.
Author:Unpretty  Fic  WordCount:2-5k  Batman  Bruce/Diana  Humour  Trope:AnimalTransformation  AO3 
january 2017 by Brandysnaps
La belle et la bête by unpretty
"Bruce Wayne is having a bad week, but at least the light fixtures aren't talking."
fandom:dcu  fandom:batman  fandom:constantine  author:unpretty  genfic  bruce_w/diana  recommended 
january 2017 by Laria_Gwyn
Whammied [Unpretty]
Welcome to the sex pollen quarantine zone (this fic, this fic is the quarantine zone).
Author:Unpretty  Fic  WordCount:2-5k  Batman  Bruce/Harley  PWP  Humour  Trope:SexPollen  AO3 
january 2017 by Brandysnaps
Office Meeting [Unpretty]
Bruce Wayne deals with supervillains almost as much as Batman does.
Author:Unpretty  Fic  WordCount:0-2k  Batman  Humour  Gen  AO3 
january 2017 by Brandysnaps

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