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Stapp's Ironical Paradox
“The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle.” In which Stiles believes the same applies to werewolves and other nonhuman entities. Not 3b compliant.
Author:SwimmingSwans  TeenWolf  Slash  fanfic  Derek/Stiles  Angst  Smut  Relationship:FirstTime  Kidnapping  Length:20.000-50.000  OneShot 
december 2017 by Ambrosine8
[Teen Wolf] SwimmingSwans: Stapp's Ironical Paradox
“The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle.” In which Stiles believes the same applies to werewolves and other nonhuman entities. Not 3b compliant.
fandom:Teen_Wolf  pairing:Derek/Stiles  words:39.420  length:25-50k  author:SwimmingSwans 
january 2014 by shakka1
Stapp's Ironical Paradox - SwimmingSwans - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle.” In which Stiles believes the same applies to werewolves and other nonhuman entities. Not 3b compliant.

|| A slow build Derek/Stiles fic, ignoring season 3B. Stiles leaves a voicemail for Derek, which prompts him and Cora to move back to Beacon Hills.

There's a few wonky bits (Scott as a shitty best friend) and clumsy plot holes, which make me scratch my head (no worse than canon, which has more plot holes than swiss cheese), but this is still a charming, funny fic. Love the slow build (almost didn't want it to end!).
author:swimmingswans  rating:r  teenwolf  derek/stiles  developing-relationship  humour  pining  first-time  angst  banter  fluff 
january 2014 by nyx
Stapp's Ironical Paradox - SwimmingSwans - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Stiles sighs, frustrated, and asks, “Then are you coming or not? I’m cold and it smells funny here and I’ve got a terrible headache and if I’m not home for dinner my dad is going to assume I’m dead. That kind of stress isn’t good for his heart.”

“Might as well,” Derek exhales loudly. “Your friends would be unbearable if I left you to rot in there.”

“I’m so sorry for the inconvenience.”

“Don’t mention it,” Derek deadpans. It’s his most pathetic attempt at having a sense of humor to date.

“You’re really coming though, right?” Stiles asks, just to be sure.

“Yeah,” Derek tells him. “There’s six minutes left in the quarter. I’ll leave when the game’s over.”

the one where stiles gets kidnapped a lot. it has really good dialog, though the second kidnapping scene seemed kind of... eh.
fanfiction  teen.wolf  derek/stiles  author:SwimmingSwans  slash  futurefic 
january 2014 by itrasbiel

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angst  banter  derek/stiles  developing-relationship  fandom:teen_wolf  fanfic  fanfiction  first-time  fluff  futurefic  humour  kidnapping  length:20.000-50.000  length:25-50k  oneshot  pairing:derek/stiles  pining  rating:r  relationship:firsttime  slash  smut  teen.wolf  teenwolf  words:39.420 

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