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Everything Under the Moon by standinginanicedress
(19, 892) “Just go in and buy him something and attach a note that says, like, I don’t know,” she flips a curl over her shoulder, “let’s bone.”

Derek looks up at the sky and purses his lips. Doesn’t dignify that with a response. There’s no way in hell Derek is going to attach some dinky little note to Stiles’ gift that is either as crass as Erica’s suggestion or as humiliating as something he could come up with himself – no fucking way in hell.

But she does have a point. Stiles’ birthday is coming and Derek is shit out of luck and shit out of ideas for ways to make Stiles see him as anything more than just Derek. The way Stiles looks at him sometimes, it’s like he has no fucking idea.
fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  Wordcount:10k-20k  Rating:PG-13  author:standinginanicedress  Genre:Humour 
december 2017 by sleepy_orange
Fight Fires In Your Best Clothes by standinginanicedress
(67,631) The key isn’t actually being confident, he repeats in his head in Lydia’s breathy voice. It’s faking the hell out of it and looking as sexy as possible while you do it. For omegas, it’s easy. There’s a natural charm to all of us that only takes seconds to engage, and barely takes practice.

Walk into the room, he chants in his head. Own it, and look people in the eyes. Find the best looking alpha, have them buy you a drink, and the rest is easy.
fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  Wordcount:50k-100k  author:standinginanicedress  Rating:NC-17  Genre:AU  Genre:Humour  Genre:Drama  trope:alpha/omega/beta 
october 2017 by sleepy_orange
Fight Fires In Your Best Clothes - Chapter 1 - standinginanicedress - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
The key isn’t actually being confident, he repeats in his head in Lydia’s breathy voice. It’s faking the hell out of it and looking as sexy as possible while you do it. For omegas, it’s easy. There’s a natural charm to all of us that only takes seconds to engage, and barely takes practice.

Walk into the room, he chants in his head. Own it, and look people in the eyes. Find the best looking alpha, have them buy you a drink, and the rest is easy.
author:standinginanicedress  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  rating:nc-17  length:50-100k  stars:7  genre:secret-relationship  #a/b/o  #bonding  #au  #romance 
september 2017 by asebi
✢ Everything Under the Moon
“Just go in and buy him something and attach a note that says, like, I don’t know,” she flips a curl over her shoulder, “let’s bone.” Derek looks up at the sky and purses his lips. Doesn’t dignify that with a response. There’s no way in hell Derek is going to attach some dinky little note to Stiles’ gift that is either as crass as Erica’s suggestion or as humiliating as something he could come up with himself – no fucking way in hell. But she does have a point. Stiles’ birthday is coming and Derek is shit out of luck and shit out of ideas for ways to make Stiles see him as anything more than just Derek. The way Stiles looks at him sometimes, it’s like he has no fucking idea. (19,892 words) Fun and funny and marvelous.
  stiles_stilinski  derek_hale  stiles/derek  magical!stiles  powers!stiles  witch!stiles  bamf!stiles  kidnapped!stiles  clueless!derek  protective!derek  pining!derek  humor  schmoop  birthday/holiday  magic  witches/wizards  mummies  unicorns  kidnapping  pining  first_time  tw:postseries  fandom:teenwolf  author:standinginanicedress  have:pdf 
july 2017 by elwarre
Everything Under the Moon
“Just go in and buy him something and attach a note that says, like, I don’t know,” she flips a curl over her shoulder, “let’s bone.”
Derek looks up at the sky and purses his lips. Doesn’t dignify that with a response. There’s no way in hell Derek is going to attach some dinky little note to Stiles’ gift that is either as crass as Erica’s suggestion or as humiliating as something he could come up with himself – no fucking way in hell.
But she does have a point. Stiles’ birthday is coming and Derek is shit out of luck and shit out of ideas for ways to make Stiles see him as anything more than just Derek. The way Stiles looks at him sometimes, it’s like he has no fucking idea.

(Derek has the worst luck)
fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  author:standinginanicedress  WC:11-20K  Loc:AO3  trope:magic!Stiles 
july 2017 by khyie
so, hey, let's be friends.
Stiles has been fucking obsessed with famous werewolf author Derek Hale since he was fifteen years old and the first book came out. Like, embarrassingly obsessed. Like, had a poster of the guy hanging up on the wall above his bed, obsessed. When Hale moved back to Beacon Hills, Stiles just figured he'd hole himself up in his rebuilt mansion, writing his fourth book, never to fulfill Stiles' endless daydreams about running into him and having the alpha fall madly in love with him.

It's completely fucking improbable and nonsensical, would never happen in a million years, so of course Stiles somehow winds up in a no-strings-attached agreement with his literary idol, all while eating chicken McNuggets out of his pocket at random intervals and plotting the demise of the McFlurry mixer.
fandom:teenwolf  au  au-authors  length:10.000-30.000  author:standinginanicedress  rating:nc-17  werewolves  pairing:derek/stiles  character:stiles  character:erica  character:scott-mccall  character:derek-hale  character:sheriff-stilinski  character:lydia  archiveofourown  kink:bottom!stiles 
june 2017 by kdjslvgds
down in flames by standinginanicedress
(141,827) in which derek is a writer and writes about stiles. This is perefection. Not a fun read, but perfection.
fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  Wordcount:>100k  Rating:NC-17  author:standinginanicedress  Genre:Romance  Genre:AU  Genre:Angst  Genre:Drama 
october 2016 by sleepy_orange
Heartbreak is the National Anthem! by standinginanicedress
(46,654) This could turn out even worse than either of them could ever imagine, but at this point, every thing is a game to Stiles. He's learned how to play his cards exactly right and get what he wants out of every single situation, maybe not always in his best interest, but scamming alphas out of their money and time is fun.

He scratches at the back of his head, takes a second to adjust his shirt, moving away from the railing he'd been leaning up against, and gives Derek a firm glare. Pointing one finger directly into his face and trying to fight off the smirk, he says, “just don't go falling in love with me while you're at it.”

Derek sneers. “I'll pray for the strength to not succumb to your wiles.”

“Oh, that's what they all say."
fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  Wordcount:>20k  Rating:NC-17  author:standinginanicedress  Genre:Romance  trope:alpha/omega/beta 
august 2016 by sleepy_orange
You Look Like Bad News (i gotta have you) - standinginanicedress - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Option A : violently tell Derek that they are under no circumstances ever to hook up again because it was stupid and dumb.

Option B : tell Scott the truth, stand back and watch as Scott kills Derek with his bare hands so Stiles doesn't even have to face the music. Not an option at all, actually. Expunge this from the record.

The real Option B : calmly explain to Derek that the situation is too fucked up and hey, maybe if Derek and Scott ever shake hands and make up, he and Stiles can hook up again because, man...it was great.

Option C : forget everything, charge headfirst into danger like fuckin' Bravehart and have sex with Derek all over again.

Option D : bury himself alive and wait for the worms to eat him.
stars:7  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  author:standinginanicedress  rating:nc-17  genre:au-highschool  genre:shifter  #a/b/o  #au  #romance 
august 2016 by asebi
the thorn that defends the rose. by standinginanicedress
(12, 385) Stiles is more than positive that all the alphas in Beacon Hills have it marked on their fucking calenders in black sharpie – the third week of every month, Stiles goes into heat, and it's the single most confusing week of his life every time. In general, it's nice to be doted on like this, it's nice to get mountains of new things he'll either use or give to the donation box for humans in need or Scott, and it's nice to get all the attention. Most of the time, it's nice to get all the attention.

But sometimes...Stiles just gets fucking sick of it.

or the one where Derek finally plucks up the courage to court Stiles the way he deserves
fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  Wordcount:10k-20k  Rating:NC-17  author:standinginanicedress  Genre:Fluff  trope:alpha/omega/beta  trope:highschoolau 
may 2016 by sleepy_orange
✢ Numbers
“I'm magic,” Stiles raises his hands in the air and puts on a serious facial expression. “I have the sixth sense.” “The sixth sense, huh? Is that what they're calling bullshit these days?” Stiles' lips purse down hard, but he still smirks. Derek wonders if there's any single facial expression that Stiles can make that isn't in some way at least slightly amused, whether at himself or the expense of others. “Non-believers aren't welcome at my table, Derek.” (11,150 words)
  stiles_stilinski  derek_hale  erica_reyes  stiles/derek  magical!stiles  magician!stiles  reluctant!derek  humor  magic  misunderstanding  bakery/coffeeshop  first_time  tw:au:no!werewolves  fandom:teenwolf  author:standinginanicedress  have:pdf 
april 2016 by elwarre
Fic: Heartbreak is the National Anthem! [derek/stiles, teen wolf au]
This could turn out even worse than either of them could ever imagine, but at this point, every thing is a game to Stiles. He's learned how to play his cards exactly right and get what he wants out of every single situation, maybe not always in his best interest, but scamming alphas out of their money and time is fun.

He scratches at the back of his head, takes a second to adjust his shirt, moving away from the railing he'd been leaning up against, and gives Derek a firm glare. Pointing one finger directly into his face and trying to fight off the smirk, he says, “just don't go falling in love with me while you're at it.”

Derek sneers. “I'll pray for the strength to not succumb to your wiles.”

“Oh, that's what they all say."
teenwolf  pairing:derek.hale/stiles.stilinski  author:standinginanicedress  (au)  (content:fake.dating)  (content:misunderstandings)  (content:pining)  (content:break.up)  (content:reconciliation)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:45001-55k)  (content:alpha/beta/omega.dynamics) 
april 2016 by midnightbex
'Till You Make It by standinginanicedress
“I'm saying – let's fake it.”

Derek blinks at him. Hard. Stiles never knew that someone could physically make a blink look hard, but there Derek goes, slamming his lids together like he's fucking exercising them. “Fake it.”

“Pretend, dumbass,” he backhands Derek lightly on his upper arm. “Pretend like we're doing as well as our parents want us to and then they'll be off our backs, right?”

“We don't have to pretend anything, Stiles,” Derek says evenly, in a tone that suggests he'd much rather be yelling. “We're literally soulmates.”

“That's the beauty of it! It's going to be so fucking easy. I can't believe we never thought of this before,” he runs his hands through his hair and shakes his head in amazement, grinning from ear to ear. “Holy shit. I can't believe I just solved all our problems for us, man.”
fandom:teenwolf  author:standinginanicedress  pairing:derek/stiles  trope:soulbond 
august 2015 by creweharry
'Till You Make It - standinginanicedress - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Apparently, Derek caught sight of Stiles cradled in his mother's arms as she stared down at the different prices for different brands, pointed a chubby toddler finger in Stiles' direction, and announced, “that's my soulmate.” So the story goes.

Here's the thing. It might be irrefutable fact that Stiles and Derek are soulmates. It would be idiotic and stupid for Stiles to try and deny that he doesn't feel something in regards to Derek, and that Derek doesn't feel something in regards to Stiles. Stiles has never felt the same type of tug towards anyone else that he feels towards Derek, on the rare occasion when the guy isn't being an unbelievable dickwagon, and he highly doubts that he ever will. Fact of the matter is, Derek is it for him.

And that's the entire problem. Because, really and truly, no exaggeration and no holding back, Stiles does not like Derek Hale. He didn't when he was a kid, and he doesn't now. Oh, my God, does he ever not like that motherfucker. Hate feels like a strong word (that's half to do with the fact that every time he used to say as much, his father would take him aside and give him a talking to – so he started to learn to keep that thought, true as it might have been from time to time, to himself), but Christ on a cracker, they do not get along.
fic  au:differentmeeting  au:everything'sdifferent  au:soulmates  trope:won'tsayi'minlove  trope:oblivious  trope:pining  length:longish  genre:emoporn  pairing:derek/stiles  canon:teenwolf  author:standinginanicedress 
august 2015 by innocentsmith
Sugar and Spice - standinginanicedress - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“You're under my jurisdiction," Derek says with finality, not leaving any room for argument.

Stiles argues anyway. “Um? I'm Scott's spark.”

“And Scott is in my pack.”

“I answer to Scott before I answer to you.”

“Scott has to answer to me first.”

Stiles throws his hands into the air and makes a noise of frustration - something crossed between a growl and a grunt. “Okay, fine! Fine! You're the fucking boss of me! I'm just a piddly little spark and you get to boss me around and tell me what to do! Does that give you a hard-on or something?”

(or the one where Stiles is a spark that starts losing control of his magic, and Derek is an alpha that's too chicken to ask Stiles to join his pack.)
teenwolf  author:standinginanicedress  sterek  magic!stiles  canon!au  cotton_candy  packbond  stiles_loses_control  length:25k-50k 
july 2015 by rivereridanus
You Look Like Bad News (i gotta have you) - standinginanicedress - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Option A : violently tell Derek that they are under no circumstances ever to hook up again because it was stupid and dumb.

Option B : tell Scott the truth, stand back and watch as Scott kills Derek with his bare hands so Stiles doesn't even have to face the music. Not an option at all, actually. Expunge this from the record.

The real Option B : calmly explain to Derek that the situation is too fucked up and hey, maybe if Derek and Scott ever shake hands and make up, he and Stiles can hook up again because, man...it was great.

Option C : forget everything, charge headfirst into danger like fuckin' Bravehart and have sex with Derek all over again.

Option D : bury himself alive and wait for the worms to eat him.

[So this features an objectively terrible relationship between Scott and Stiles (the relationship between Stiles and Derek and Scott and Derek are a lot better by contrast, but still not good) with loads of bad-friending going on. That made me sad, because the one thing I can usually count on fandom to give me (aside from thousands of words of boning) is a positive image of Scott. The ending pretty much saved it, and if you can ignore a strange backstory that heavily relies on ~biology~ to explain characters motivations, this was a very fun read. A lot of thought went into this, but not a lot of realistic character choices. Three.]
fandom:teenwolf  author:standinginanicedress  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  au:a/b/o  au:alpha/omega  au:highschool  au:still.wolves  rating:*** 
june 2015 by thatspotonthe_t
Thorns by standinginanicedress
(60,585) Stiles is more than positive that all the alphas in Beacon Hills have it marked on their fucking calenders in black sharpie – the third week of every month, Stiles goes into heat, and it's the single most confusing week of his life every time. In general, it's nice to be doted on like this, it's nice to get mountains of new things he'll either use or give to the donation box for humans in need or Scott, and it's nice to get all the attention. Most of the time, it's nice to get all the attention.

But sometimes...Stiles just gets fucking sick of it.

or the one where Derek finally plucks up the courage to court Stiles the way he deserves
fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  Wordcount:50k-100k  Rating:NC-17  author:standinginanicedress  trope:highschoolau  trope:heatau  trope:alpha/omega/beta  Genre:Fluff  Genre:Romance  Genre:Humour 
june 2015 by sleepy_orange
Sugar and Spice by standinginanicedress
(39,781) “You're under my jurisdiction," Derek says with finality, not leaving any room for argument.

Stiles argues anyway. “Um? I'm Scott's spark.”

“And Scott is in my pack.”

“I answer to Scott before I answer to you.”

“Scott has to answer to me first.”

Stiles throws his hands into the air and makes a noise of frustration - something crossed between a growl and a grunt. “Okay, fine! Fine! You're the fucking boss of me! I'm just a piddly little spark and you get to boss me around and tell me what to do! Does that give you a hard-on or something?”

(or the one where Stiles is a spark that starts losing control of his magic, and Derek is an alpha that's too chicken to ask Stiles to join his pack.)
fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  Wordcount:>20k  Rating:NC-17  author:standinginanicedress  trope:magicalstiles  Genre:Fluff  Genre:Humour 
june 2015 by sleepy_orange

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