author:snapjack   3

First Time For Everything
He gets his shirt off, and hers too, with a declaration so thin that he wants to punch himself right in the throat for saying it. "It's really hot in here." Ghastly. What good is being Jaime Lannister if you can't think of anything to bloody *say* to the woman you're trying to bed? {jamie and brienne's first time sleeping together}
fandom:gameofthrones  timeline:s8  pairing:jamie/brienne  rating:nc17  author:snapjack 
may 2019 by blithers
Just Like A Child
“Honey,” Wade calls over his shoulder without taking his eyes off their visitor. “Why is there a teenage mutant in our breakfast nook? Not that I’m not happy to see you,” he says to Negasonic, who raises her eyebrows owlishly.
Vanessa comes out of the bedroom and hooks her chin over Wade’s shoulder.
“Do you think she heard me getting my spanking?” he whispers. “Because that was *private* noise.”
“I don’t know,” Vanessa says. “But she looks like she needs some coffee and pancakes, don’t you think?”
Negasonic grins. It’s scary as fuck.
fanwork  fandom:Deadpool  pairing:Deadpool/Vanessa  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Snapjack  quality:sunfish  Extra:Kid!Fic  extra:family 
july 2018 by opalsong
The Honor System
“Look out,” Clint would say, balancing a naked GI Joe on top of a purple My Little Pony and balancing himself atop the bed so he could fly the duo up to the ceiling: “My boss unicorn queen has rescued her wounded bodyguard and prepares to seek bloody vengeance on your Barbie Palace of Lies and Deceit.”

(I haven't read the third story yet because I'm trying to decide if my threesomes-are-a-nosome feelings can be overcome by the fact that it's only one time, but the first two fics were good enough that I'm contemplating it)
“Whatever, cupcake,” Natasha would reply from the floor, not batting an eye as she racked a marshmallow gun and placed it carefully on the shoulder of a Holiday Celebration Kira in the manner of a rocket launcher. “My imperial palace guard is ready and loaded for bear.”
fandom:avengers  Loc:AO3  WC:100K+  pairing:clint/coulson  pairing:clint/natasha  author:snapjack 
july 2015 by khyie

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extra:family  extra:kid!fic  fandom:avengers  fandom:deadpool  fandom:gameofthrones  fanwork  length:oneshot  loc:ao3  pairing:clint/coulson  pairing:clint/natasha  pairing:deadpool/vanessa  pairing:jamie/brienne  quality:sunfish  rating:nc17  rating:r  site:ao3  timeline:s8  type:prose  wc:100k+ 

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