author:sheepnamedpig   18

(╯°□°)╯︵ sƃuıʃǝǝɟ • “What do you mean, gone,” Harry says. The words...
Eggsy has disappeared off the face of the earth when Harry wakes up and then a Welsh Corgi unsurprisingly shows up at Harry's door. Fairytale crack loveliness.
kingsman  eggsy/harry  animal-transformation  humour  crack  author:sheepnamedpig  rating:g 
may 2015 by nyx
Every Day I'm Tumbln' - Chapter 36 - Sheepnamedpig - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
The way Derek offers to catch sets Stiles’ teeth on edge, makes him want to punch his teammate/fuckbuddy/frenemy in the face until his straight nose flattens and his stubble is matted with blood. He offers like he’s doing Stiles this huge fucking favor, like yeah, he’ll take it up the ass from Stiles, but Stiles is going to owe him blowjobs from now until infinity in exchange.

|| This is just a PWP, but author manages to pack some interesting character background into it.
author:sheepnamedpig  rating:nc-17  teenwolf  derek/stiles  first-time  pwp  AU-sports  AU-university  banter  hot 
february 2014 by nyx
I Wanna Take a Ride On Your - Sheepnamedpig - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Stiles is...endowed.
Derek...likes it.

|| If you like bottom!Derek, you will probably like this fic.
author:sheepnamedpig  rating:nc-17  teenwolf  derek/stiles  first-time  pwp  dirty-talk  kink 
january 2014 by nyx
Actual Awkward Teen, Derek Hale - Chapter 1 - Sheepnamedpig - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
A series of short, funny snapshots of Derek being super awkward around Stiles. High school!AU.

These would be awesome if they were made into comic form, particularly in a Kate Beaton-like style.
author:sheepnamedpig  rating:pg-13  teenwolf  derek/stiles  humour  pining  AU-high-school 
january 2014 by nyx
(╯°□°)╯︵ sƃuıʃǝǝɟ • eeames: TEEN WOLF HIGH SCHOOL AU (PART 23...
"You won the puberty jackpot, dude. The freaking Mega Millions or whatever."

Derek shrugs. “I finally caught up. So what?”

"Caught up?" Stiles asks incredulously. "Caught up? You didn’t catch up, idiot. You Usain Bolt-ed your way to super hotness, leaving the rest of us eating your unfairly attractive dust and watching your bootylicious ass disappear into the distance.”
author:sheepnamedpig  rating:pg-13  teenwolf  derek/stiles  humour  established-relationship  AU-high-school 
january 2014 by nyx
I Wanna Take a Ride On Your - Sheepnamedpig - Teen Wolf (TV)
The Sheriff looks sharply up at him over his glasses. He takes in Derek's glazed, dilated eyes, his slack expression, and the flush that spreads from hairline to shirt collar and probably beyond, and comes to what he believes is a reasonable conclusion:

“Christ, Stiles, what did you give him? Werewolf weed?”

“What?” Stiles yelps at the same time Derek purrs, “The D.”
fanfiction  teen.wolf  slash  futurefic  established.relationship  derek/stiles  author:sheepnamedpig  via:kai357  crack  pwp 
june 2013 by itrasbiel
One Step Forward, Two Steps Back, and One Giant Leap for the Things We've Shared - Sheepnamedpig - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“Stiles, was it-” Derek looks from Stiles to the wall behind Stiles, and then back at Stiles, “was it what you wanted?”

Stiles wants to say 'no', but that's a lie, since he did want to have sex, and more specifically, have sex with Derek, but to say 'yes' is also a lie, because it sucked and he started regretting it about five minutes in. He goes with a shrug, which is ambiguous enough to suit. He thinks about saying 'thanks', but that would be a lie too, so he just leaves.

the sex scene (the second one) in this is the most fucking ridiculous thing. I COULD HAVE DONE W/O STILES PULLING AN ENGAGEMENT RING OUT OF HIS ASS. LITERALLY, BUT ALSO METAPHORICALLY.
futurefic  fanfiction  teen.wolf  derek/stiles  author:sheepnamedpig  slash 
june 2013 by itrasbiel
You and I, We'll Have Never and a Day
He spins away, the force of it slamming you with one last wave of his scent, of the hot salt of brimming tears, and then he's leaving you, feet slapping hard on the concrete as he storms out of the warehouse.

You don't hear his shitty Jeep start up because you're already sprinting away from the hideout, holding a clawed hand to your throat as though it can stop the howls that want to rip their way out of you.
fandom:teenwolf  au  author:sheepnamedpig  length:5.000-10.000  magic  death  future-fic  rating:pg-13  genre:angst  genre:hurt/comfort  character:derek-hale  character:stiles  character:scott-mccall  character:deaton  werewolves  pack  archiveofourown 
march 2013 by kdjslvgds
Persuasive Monologue
Stiles and Derek have sex. Hypothetically.

Or,

Stiles talks dirty and Derek comes. Twice.
fandom:teenwolf  author:Sheepnamedpig 
august 2012 by jay_linden
You and I, We'll Have Never and a Day
He spins away, the force of it slamming you with one last wave of his scent, of the hot salt of brimming tears, and then he's leaving you, feet slapping hard on the concrete as he storms out of the warehouse.

You don't hear his shitty Jeep start up because you're already sprinting away from the hideout, holding a clawed hand to your throat as though it can stop the howls that want to rip their way out of you.
type:fic  fandom:teen_wolf  author:sheepnamedpig  p:derek/stiles  genre:angst  genre:dark  rel:get_together  rating:pg13  length:5kto10k  genre:happy_ending  _sickness  _ghosts  _death 
august 2012 by weddingbeaches
Beauty and the Beast
Stiles just wants something nice for his mother's grave. Unfortunately, that's not all he's going to get.
author:Sheepnamedpig  fandom:TeenWolf  au  humor  wip  domestic!fic  fairytale  pairing:Derek/Stiles  au:modern 
july 2012 by yuurei
Love in the Groves
A forest spirit decides to take up residence in Derek's forest.
author:Sheepnamedpig  fandom:TeenWolf  au  werewolves  creature!fic  fluff  wip  pairing:Derek/Stiles 
june 2012 by yuurei

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