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John and Sherlock Make a Baby (From Stuff They Find Around the Flat)
Life often liked to remind John Watson that it had worse things on offer than the poke-able dead. Life thought it was being funny, John supposed. Life was, frankly, a bit of a wanker.
fandom:sherlock  author:Phosfate  author:Rosencrantz 
april 2014 by jay_linden
Seven Sisters A-Swimming [Rosencrantz]
"People in this world don't want live mermaids. They want ingredients." A Cat as Chrestomanci story.
Author:Rosencrantz  Fic  DianaWynneJones  Chrestomanci  FutureFic  Gen  General  Adventure  WordCount:5-10k  Source 
october 2013 by Brandysnaps
Sure, My Name Is Khan - Phosfate, Rosencrantz - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"That man," said Spock Prime, "is not Khan. I have seen -- and even caused -- a great many changes to this timeline, but the Eugenics Wars were nearly three hundred years ago. I am reasonably certain that this particular discrepancy is not, as the humans would say, on my head."

|| God above, a fix-it that is both funny and reasonable; bonus points for having accurate voices. Short, quick, top-of-the-line recommended.
fandom:startrekreboot  author:phosfate  author:rosencrantz  type:gen  type:fixit  type:hilarifying  type:takeanideaandrun  type:voice  type:posttext  length:1-5k 
june 2013 by blottingtheink
Sure, My Name Is Khan by Phosfate & Rosencrantz (G)
Spock Prime reads the newspaper, hijinks ensue. (1,160 words)
"That man," said Spock Prime, "is not Khan. I have seen -- and even caused -- a great many changes to this timeline, but the Eugenics Wars were nearly three hundred years ago. I am reasonably certain that this particular discrepancy is not, as the humans would say, on my head."
via:esther_a  fanfiction  fandom:Star_Trek:Reboot  humor  crack  gen  author:Phosfate  author:Rosencrantz  rating:g  wc:001001-005000 
june 2013 by jenna_marianne
John and Sherlock Make a Baby (From Stuff They Find Around the Flat)
Author's Summary: Jesus Christ, it's a babyfic - GET IN THE CAR. Also wrong-headedness, slurs against the Irish, general creepiness, and a roofie joke.
Reccer's Comments: I decide to stick with the kidfic theme of my previous rec, but at the same time put forward something different. Very, very different. It’s crack. Utterly wonderful crack. Somehow totally believable and absurd at the same time. There’s dark comedy and deadpan delivery and a creepy Torchwood: Children of Earth reference. Warning: Do not attempt to consume beverages while reading.
author:Phosfate  author:rosencrantz  rating:pg-13  fic_rec  character:john_watson  character:original_character  character:mycroft_holmes  character:sherlock_holmes  content:kid_fic  genre:crack  genre:gen  genre:humor  verse:sherlock_bbc 
june 2012 by 221B_Recs
The Lion of Caprona
Janet and Julia are studying abroad (with Klartch along for part of the ride), but something is rotten in the state of Caprona. [author to be updated in due course]
fandom:chrestomanci  janetchant/juliachant  rating:pg  ~10000  yuletide  author:rosencrantz 
december 2011 by nishatalitha
John and Sherlock Make a Baby (From Stuff they Find Around the Flat)
Author's summary: Jesus Christ, it's a babyfic - GET IN THE CAR. Also wrong-headedness, slurs against the Irish, general creepiness, and a roofie joke.

Reccer's comments: This is crack!fic at its ridiculously funny best. Sherlock decides he and John should "obtain" a baby or a child. But note - this is not an mpreg! Sherlock has a few ideas on how to go about getting a child. I don't want to give away anything more than that, but suffice it to say that his ideas make John nervous, Harry angry, and Mycroft - well, Mycroft's got his own idea how to help Sherlock out.
author:annlarimer  author:rosencrantz  character:sherlock_holmes  character:john_watson  character:mycroft_holmes  character:harry_watson  pairing:sh/jw  genre:gen  genre:crack  genre:humor  rating:pg-13  verse:sherlock_bbc  fic_rec 
february 2011 by 221B_Recs
John and Sherlock Make a Baby (From Stuff they Find Around the Flat) by Ann Larimer and Rosencrantz
"Sherlock had dragged him to a spot across the road from the grammar school in St Alban's Grove. 'Look. Look. They're just wandering free at the play structure. It'll take five seconds,' said Sherlock."
*sherlock  crack  humor  author:annlarimer  author:rosencrantz 
december 2010 by marzipanic

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