author:rohkeutta   15

rohkeutta: M is for Murder
Bucky uses Craigslist
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I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.

Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers.
Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA.
Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children.
Message for negotiations and payment details.
author:rohkeutta  AO3  pairing:bucky/steve  character:clint_barton  rating:R  !slash 
january 2019 by Miscella
rohkeutta: can you knot
“Read this,” Bucky commands, sounding a little winded. There’s a delicious flush on his cheekbones, spreading down. “Tell me what you think.”

“Okay,” Steve says, and spends the next couple of minutes trying to remember how the alphabet works while Bucky’s ass is gyrating slowly in his lap.

“What,” he says when he finishes. “Bucky. What.”
author:rohkeutta  AO3  rating:NC-17  trope:alpha/omega  genre:humor  short  !slash  fandom:captain_america  pairing:bucky/steve  trope:meta 
january 2019 by Miscella
rohkeutta: Moosebumps
Steve feels like he’s in some wild fever dream as he walks closer and says, “Hey, you all right?”

107 looks up. He looks even prettier up close, even (or especially, Steve’s mind supplies unhelpfully) with his cheeks flushed with the exercise and sweat beading on his forehead. He does look a little crazy, though.

“Huh,” 107 says, looks down Steve’s body, then up again. “I know we just met, but your dick looks like it’s getting strangled.”
AU  AO3  fandom:captain_america  fandom:Avengers  au!captainamerica  au!marvel  !slash  rating:PG13  character:peggy_carter  character:Natasha_Romanov  character:sam_wilson  genre:humor  author:rohkeutta  genre:fluff 
january 2019 by Miscella
Fic: Just About Half-Past Ten [steve/bucky, captain america au]
But as he reaches Madison Avenue, Stark Tower a mere block away, the skies open with a whoosh, and he barely manages to duck under the construction scaffolding perched over the sidewalk. Thunder rumbles overhead, and Bucky frantically checks every compartment of his bag for an umbrella he knows is there.

It’s not. He does find some loose glitter, though, and a lipstick he wore for Pride and had thought he’d lost, plus a spare Metro Card he can’t remember buying.

He also gets a crystal clear flashback of leaving the umbrella under his desk to dry yesterday morning, and never picking it up again.
mcu  captain.america  pairing:james."bucky".barnes/steve.rogers  author:rohkeutta  (au)  (au:modern)  (content:meet.cute)  [rating:pants]  (words:1001-2500) 
july 2018 by midnightbex
Fic: Just Dropkick The Shame [steve/bucky, mcu au]
List of Stuff Bucky Shall Never Do:

1. Give up spider solitaire
2. Tweet TMI shit to celebrities
3. Get a fucking raise, it seems
4. Sleep with a coworker
mcu  captain.america  pairing:james."bucky".barnes/steve.rogers  author:missypj  author:rohkeutta  (au)  (au:modern)  (content:undercover)  (kink:daddy)  (kink:anal.plug)  (kink:semi-public.sex)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:5001-10k) 
march 2018 by midnightbex
M is for Murder; rohkeutta
I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.

Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers. 
Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA. 
Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children. 
Message for negotiations and payment details.
mcu  steve_bucky  broke!bucky  pining!steve  hitman!bucky  genre:humor  genre:hurt_comfort  supportive!clint  rating:pg-13  archive:ao3  havepdf  author:rohkeutta  0-5k  tissie  ~ 
march 2018 by Itsokaydean
rohkeutta: Peace behind your eyes
Somewhere in the future, when he has become dust after being a dock worker, a comic book character and a ghost story, they might find him in the footnotes of the history of human suffering and realize that after the boogeyman came yet another, and then -- then, nobody can say that James Barnes occupying the final slot wasn’t a goddamn survivor.

There are slots in history for a lot of assholes, and it has already accommodated him thrice, so maybe the last chance will fit in, too.
author:rohkeutta  fandom:marvel  pairing:steve/bucky  rating:pg-13  wordcount:0-5k  theme:canon.divergence  theme:pre.serum  theme:30s.40s  theme:pining 
december 2017 by slownight
Stop interrupting my grinding
Smooth af geriatric fella flirting with a 100% Done wrong number sassmaster, with copious amounts of swearing and way too many Beyoncé jokes. Shrunkyclunks 4 lyfe etc.
author:rohkeutta  fandom:avengers  type:slash  rating:pg13  pairing:bucky/steve  genre:fluff  genre:humor  genre:AU  status:complete  series:inprogress  favorite 
september 2017 by slashpimp
Brunch brunch baby
The taxi drops them off in front of a restaurant, and Steve gives Bucky his best unimpressed expression, only slightly dampened by his sunglasses. “A restaurant? Really?”

“Shut it,” Bucky says and sashays to the door, drawing Steve’s gaze down to his hips. “I booked this damn pre-birthday brunch two months ago, and I’m not gonna cancel it just because my patriotic boyfriend decided to punch a Nazi weapons truck in West Virginia.”

Steve considers that. “Point.”
author:rohkeutta  fandom:avengers  rating:g  type:slash  pairing:bucky/steve  genre:fluff  status:complete  count:0-5000 
september 2017 by slashpimp
Moosebumps
Steve feels like he’s in some wild fever dream as he walks closer and says, “Hey, you all right?”

107 looks up. He looks even prettier up close, even (or especially, Steve’s mind supplies unhelpfully) with his cheeks flushed with the exercise and sweat beading on his forehead. He does look a little crazy, though.

“Huh,” 107 says, looks down Steve’s body, then up again. “I know we just met, but your dick looks like it’s getting strangled.”
author:rohkeutta  fandom:avengers  rating:pg13  type:slash  pairing:bucky/steve  genre:humor  genre:AU  status:complete  count:0-5000 
september 2017 by slashpimp
Side Bitch Out of Your League [Rohkeutta]
“I tried to call Sam,” Captain America says, bewildered. He’s sprinting like Usain Bolt and doesn’t sound even a little out of breath. Fucker. “Who’re you?”

“Someone who’s watching you live on TV,” Bucky tells him as the tiny patriotic figure on the screen takes the turns like he instructed. Bucky should probably be a lot more freaked out about this, but honestly? After a tour in the Middle East and six years as a nurse in New York, even this isn’t enough to ruffle him. One sees a lot of shit in the ER. “Also, you better hang up now, that thing is behind the next bend.”

“Uh, okay,” Captain America says. “Thanks?”

“Whatever,” Bucky says, disconnects the call and turns the TV off to get ready for his shift.
Author:Rohkeutta  Fic  WordCount:2-5k  CaptainAmerica  Steve/Bucky  AU  Romance  Trope:WrongNumber  Humour  Fluff  <3  AO3 
january 2017 by Brandysnaps
Fic: Main bitch out of your league too [bucky/steve, mcu au]
It’s not every day that Bucky finds himself necking with a national icon in the middle of the deserted 6th Avenue, especially after an attack by a swarm of tiny robots.

It’s pretty awesome, though. 10/10, would do again, maybe without the robots.

Steve stops sucking a hickey on Bucky’s neck only when his earpiece crackles into life and someone yells loud enough for Bucky to hear, “Rogers! Quit making out with Nurse Jackie and get moving! Pizza in the Tower in thirty minutes.” 

“Ugh,” Steve says against the stubble on the underside of Bucky’s jaw. “I hate Stark.”
mcu  captain.america  avengers  pairing:james."bucky".barnes/steve.rogers  author:rohkeutta  (au)  (au:modern)  (content:injury)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:5001-10k)  [verse:stop.interrupting.my.grinding] 
december 2016 by midnightbex
Fic: Side bitch out of your league [bucky/steve, mcu au]
“I tried to call Sam,” Captain America says, bewildered. He’s sprinting like Usain Bolt and doesn’t sound even a little out of breath. Fucker. “Who’re you?”

“Someone who’s watching you live on TV,” Bucky tells him as the tiny patriotic figure on the screen takes the turns like he instructed. Bucky should probably be a lot more freaked out about this, but honestly? After a tour in the Middle East and six years as a nurse in New York, even this isn’t enough to ruffle him. One sees a lot of shit in the ER. “Also, you better hang up now, that thing is behind the next bend.” 

“Uh, okay,” Captain America says. “Thanks?”

“Whatever,” Bucky says, disconnects the call and turns the TV off to get ready for his shift.
mcu  captain.america  avengers  pairing:james."bucky".barnes/steve.rogers  author:rohkeutta  (au)  (au:modern)  (content:wrong.number)  (content:meet.cute)  (content:humor)  (content:fluff)  [rating:pants]  (words:2501-5k)  [verse:stop.interrupting.my.grinding] 
december 2016 by midnightbex
Side bitch out of your league | rohkeutta
“I tried to call Sam,” Captain America says, bewildered. He’s sprinting like Usain Bolt and doesn’t sound even a little out of breath. Fucker. “Who’re you?”

“Someone who’s watching you live on TV,” Bucky tells him as the tiny patriotic figure on the screen takes the turns like he instructed. Bucky should probably be a lot more freaked out about this, but honestly? After a tour in the Middle East and six years as a nurse in New York, even this isn’t enough to ruffle him. One sees a lot of shit in the ER. “Also, you better hang up now, that thing is behind the next bend.”

“Uh, okay,” Captain America says. “Thanks?”

“Whatever,” Bucky says, disconnects the call and turns the TV off to get ready for his shift.

**||** [2.571 words]

Almost feels too short but very cute. ~bluemeridian

[I Enjoyed This.]
author:rohkeutta  pairing:bucky/steve  genre:au  fandom:captain.america  au:different.take  rating:****  via:blueMeridian 
november 2016 by thatspotonthe_t
Make Us Laugh (or nothing will)
When Derek Hale left Beacon Hills at 18 to become a kickboxing champion, he thought he would never return. But here he is, seven years later: trying to salvage something from the ruins of his life, eighteen months after the house fire that killed his parents and left him limping and without a future. Enter Stiles, a college dropout Derek might or might not have been friends with in high school, and the unexpected interest he manifests towards the love of Derek’s life.
author:rohkeutta  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  otherdetails:ufc_fighter!Derek  otherdetails:PTSD  otherdetails:hurt!Derek 
july 2013 by zoemathemata

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