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A Hale for the Holidays - rlnerdgirl - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
<p>&#x201C;I sent you a Christmas card that got sent back to me. Did you get a new apartment?&#x201D; his dad wonders. The question is all suspicion and little anything else.</p><p>A flicker of an idea sparks. It&#x2019;s not nearly formed well enough for him to say, &#x201C;Yeah, actually,&#x201D; and when he follows that with, &#x201C;I moved in with someone,&#x201D; he wants to punch himself in the face. He&#x2019;s <i>living</i> with someone?!</p><p>&#x201C;You&#x2019;re living with someone?&#x201D; It&#x2019;s the same voice and tone as the one in Stiles&#x2019; head, just thirty years older.</p><p>Two things keep Stiles from bashing his face onto the table: there&#x2019;s a steaming cup of coffee in the way and, more importantly, his dad will definitely hear. Someone passes by in front of him and a semi-familiar book cover catches his eye. &#x201C;Derek Hale,&#x201D; he muses, and stops. No. That wasn&#x2019;t meant to be out loud.</p>
author:rlnerdgirl  fandom:teenwolf 
january 2016 by llitchi
A Hale for the Holidays - rlnerdgirl - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“I sent you a Christmas card that got sent back to me. Did you get a new apartment?” his dad wonders. The question is all suspicion and little anything else.
fandom:teenwolf  !fakedating  author:rlnerdgirl  location:ao3  rating:nc-17  pairing:derek/stiles  !humanAU  !authorAU 
march 2015 by swisscheese
A Hale for the Holidays by rlnerdgirl
"I sent you a Christmas card that got sent back to me. Did you get a new apartment?” his dad wonders. The question is all suspicion and little anything else.

A flicker of an idea sparks. It’s not nearly formed well enough for him to say, “Yeah, actually,” and when he follows that with, “I moved in with someone,” he wants to punch himself in the face. He’s living with someone?!

“You’re living with someone?” It’s the same voice and tone as the one in Stiles’ head, just thirty years older.

Two things keep Stiles from bashing his face onto the table: there’s a steaming cup of coffee in the way and, more importantly, his dad will definitely hear. Someone passes by in front of him and a semi-familiar book cover catches his eye. “Derek Hale,” he muses, and stops. No. That wasn’t meant to be out loud.
fic  teenwolf  slash  derekhale  stilesstilinski  derek/stiles  taliahale  laurahale  lydiamartin  scottmccall  kira  kira/scott  ericareyes  vernonboyd  fakerelationship  angst  cute  author:rlnerdgirl 
february 2015 by ashtree22
A Hale for the Holidays
“I sent you a Christmas card that got sent back to me. Did you get a new apartment?” his dad wonders. The question is all suspicion and little anything else.

A flicker of an idea sparks. It’s not nearly formed well enough for him to say, “Yeah, actually,” and when he follows that with, “I moved in with someone,” he wants to punch himself in the face. He’s living with someone?!

“You’re living with someone?” It’s the same voice and tone as the one in Stiles’ head, just thirty years older.

Two things keep Stiles from bashing his face onto the table: there’s a steaming cup of coffee in the way and, more importantly, his dad will definitely hear. Someone passes by in front of him and a semi-familiar book cover catches his eye. “Derek Hale,” he muses, and stops. No. That wasn’t meant to be out loud.
Author:rlnerdgirl  TeenWolf  Derek/Stiles  Length:20.000-50.000  Slash  fanfic  Fluff  Smut  Relationship:FirstTime  Bottom!Stiles  Fake/PretendRelationship  AlternateUniverse-Human  Holiday  OneShot 
january 2015 by Ambrosine8
A Hale for the Holidays - rlnerdgirl - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“I sent you a Christmas card that got sent back to me. Did you get a new apartment?” his dad wonders. The question is all suspicion and little anything else.

A flicker of an idea sparks. It’s not nearly formed well enough for him to say, “Yeah, actually,” and when he follows that with, “I moved in with someone,” he wants to punch himself in the face. He’s living with someone?!

“You’re living with someone?” It’s the same voice and tone as the one in Stiles’ head, just thirty years older.

Two things keep Stiles from bashing his face onto the table: there’s a steaming cup of coffee in the way and, more importantly, his dad will definitely hear. Someone passes by in front of him and a semi-familiar book cover catches his eye. “Derek Hale,” he muses, and stops. No. That wasn’t meant to be out loud.

[The writing on this was *good*. Some typos and stuff a beta could have caught, and the pacing was off on the end a little, and dropped the ball on a couple of characters w/ respect to development, and never really wrapped that thing up with Kate, but really good descriptions, and aside from how quickly it ended, the pacing and breakdown of the story was great. Fun, dramatic-ish read that really sucks you in. Four.]
fandom:teenwolf  author:rlnerdgirl  genre:au  au:college  au:fake.boyfriends  rating:****  pairing:derek/stiles 
january 2015 by thatspotonthe_t
A Hale for the Holidays
“I sent you a Christmas card that got sent back to me. Did you get a new apartment?” his dad wonders. The question is all suspicion and little anything else.

A flicker of an idea sparks. It’s not nearly formed well enough for him to say, “Yeah, actually,” and when he follows that with, “I moved in with someone,” he wants to punch himself in the face. He’s living with someone?!

“You’re living with someone?” It’s the same voice and tone as the one in Stiles’ head, just thirty years older.

Two things keep Stiles from bashing his face onto the table: there’s a steaming cup of coffee in the way and, more importantly, his dad will definitely hear. Someone passes by in front of him and a semi-familiar book cover catches his eye. “Derek Hale,” he muses, and stops. No. That wasn’t meant to be out loud.
author:rlnerdgirl  fandom:TeenWolf  pairing:Derek/Stiles  oneshot  fluff  oblivious!Stiles  humor  au  au:human 
january 2015 by yuurei
Fic: A Hale for the Holidays [derek/stiles, teen wolf au]
“I sent you a Christmas card that got sent back to me. Did you get a new apartment?” his dad wonders. The question is all suspicion and little anything else.

A flicker of an idea sparks. It’s not nearly formed well enough for him to say, “Yeah, actually,” and when he follows that with, “I moved in with someone,” he wants to punch himself in the face. He’s living with someone?!

“You’re living with someone?” It’s the same voice and tone as the one in Stiles’ head, just thirty years older.

Two things keep Stiles from bashing his face onto the table: there’s a steaming cup of coffee in the way and, more importantly, his dad will definitely hear. Someone passes by in front of him and a semi-familiar book cover catches his eye. “Derek Hale,” he muses, and stops. No. That wasn’t meant to be out loud.
teenwolf  pairing:derek.hale/stiles.stilinski  author:rlnerdgirl  (au)  (au:human)  (content:fake.dating)  (content:pining)  (content:holidays)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:35001-45k) 
january 2015 by midnightbex
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An elbow digs into his ribs. “You look weird when you smile that much. Simmer down,” Cora says, not bothering to keep her voice down. The woman in front of the table glances between the two of them, unsure. “Sorry ma’am,” Derek offers after clearing his throat. He really needs to get ahold of himself. “Which paper?”

“Toy trains, please.”

Derek nods before turning to pull off a slab of the requested paper. He’s particularly careful not to look up until he’s completely finished wrapping. Without the distraction of the Smiling Elf, the gift is finished in a little over three minutes and the picture of the perfect, pristine holiday wonderment. One that he nearly drops as he moves to hand it back and his eyes slide, of their own will, past the woman’s shoulder to see Smiling Elf pick up a little girl in a white dress, bordering four, from armpits and swings her up in the air. The girl squeals with laughter and Derek feels like he has ovaries all of the sudden while his dick shows simultaneous interest at the way Smiling Elf’s svelte arms ripple with sleek muscle.

“Thank you,” the woman says, somewhat strained, which is odd, until Derek’s gaze slides back to her and she’s literally wrenching the gift out of his tense grip.

“Okay, that’s it.”

Derek turns toward his sister, eyebrow raised. “What’s it?”

“You’re talking to the elf.”

[Cuuuuute as heck. Three-five.]
fandom:teenwolf  author:rlnerdgirl  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  au:no.powers  rating:***.5 
december 2014 by thatspotonthe_t
A Flooring Romance - rlnerdgirl - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
After being steamrolled by some rough and vindictive career competition, Derek is finally getting back on his feet when he and his sister purchase Hale's Hardwood, their very own hardwood flooring shop. To Derek's dismay, some eccentric guy, who goes by Stiles and has a buzz that makes him look ridiculous and far younger than he has to be, opens up a tile shop right across the way.
teenwolf  slash  derek/stiles  au  flooring  hardwood  tile  carpenter!derek  artist!stiles  author:rlnerdgirl  from delicious
september 2014 by renenet
A Christmas Retail Story
Derek likes to spend his downtime between book contracts doing something calming, relaxing, and just for him. Unfortunately, this holiday season his sister has other things in mind, which is how he finds himself working in the women's department at Macy's. He might, just a little bit (or maybe a lot), want to kill himself. Or Laura.

The one reprieve he gets is Stiles, the only customer who knows exactly what he wants each and every time he pops in, complete with item number and size. Derek may or may not be developing a crush on him. So it's too bad all Stiles buys are ridiculously expensive things that are, most likely, for his extremely lucky girlfriend.
author:rlnerdgirl  fandom:TeenWolf  pairing:Derek/Stiles  au  fluff  humor  oblivious!character  oneshot  au:human 
september 2014 by yuurei
Morning Delight
Six months after graduating from UCLA Stiles finds himself working behind the counter of Morning Delight, an adult store in Burbank, with his best friend Scott. When Scott gets "found," Stiles finds himself alone behind the counter of Morning Delight when renown porn star Derek Hale wanders in one morning.
author:rlnerdgirl  fandom:TeenWolf  pairing:Derek/Stiles  au  au:human  UST  wip  humor 
may 2014 by yuurei
A Christmas Retail Story
Derek likes to spend his downtime between book contracts doing something calming, relaxing, and just for him. Unfortunately, this holiday season his sister has other things in mind, which is how he finds himself working in the women's department at Macy's. He might, just a little bit (or maybe a lot), want to kill himself. Or Laura.

The one reprieve he gets is Stiles, the only customer who knows exactly what he wants each and every time he pops in, complete with item number and size. Derek may or may not be developing a crush on him. So it's too bad all Stiles buys are ridiculously expensive things that are, most likely, for his extremely lucky girlfriend.
Author:rlnerdgirl  TeenWolf  Slash  fanfic  Derek/Stiles  Fluff  Relationship:FirstTime  AlternateUniverse-CanonDivergence  AlternateUniverse-Human  OneShot  Length:1000-5000 
february 2014 by Ambrosine8
Fic: Untitled
The one where Derek is a hotel bartender who's been crushing on Stiles who is a regular customer with a schedule of rotating, repeating "dates", or as Derek guesses, clients. One night, one of Stiles' dates doesn't show up, so Derek decides to make an offer Stiles doesn't refuse.

DO WANT MOAR.
teenwolf  derek/stiles  AU  first-time  pwp  prostitution  misunderstandings  author:rlnerdgirl  rating:nc-17 
february 2014 by nyx
I Saw Stiles Kissing Santa Claus
Uncle Stiles is the best uncle ever. If there was an award for Best Uncle of All Time, Uncle Stiles would win it. I would vote for him, and so would all my friends, and he would totally win, because, not only does he let me play with glitter (really, that’s a big deal, I don’t want you to forget that), but he’s taking me to see Santa. Not the santa at the smelly, crowded, outside Farmer’s Market that Mommy and Daddy took me to on the weekend, but the real Santa, the one in the city, at the mall.
fandom:Teen.Wolf  pairing:Derek/Stiles  genre:fluff  genre:future.fic  genre:humour  rating:PG-13  author:rlnerdgirl  words:1000-4999 
january 2014 by dizzzylu
A Flooring Romance
After being steamrolled by some rough and vindictive career competition, Derek is finally getting back on his feet when he and his sister purchase Hale's Hardwood, their very own hardwood flooring shop. To Derek's dismay, some eccentric guy, who goes by Stiles and has a buzz that makes him look ridiculous and far younger than he has to be, opens up a tile shop right across the way.
fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  author:rlnerdgirl  WC:6-10K  genre:au  Loc:AO3 
march 2013 by khyie
Laundry Day
Stiles has strategically scheduled to work at the deli every Thursday to eternity, or, at least, until Hottie McTight Pants stops doing his laundry at Suds & Stuff, or changes to a different day. Until then, Stiles will linger behind the deli counter and watch him. Or until his boss, Laura, blackmails him into crossing the street and having a conversation with the man.
author:rlnerdgirl  au-human  genre:romance  rating:pg-13  character:laura-hale  pairing:derek/stiles  character:stiles  fandom:teenwolf  character:derek-hale  au 
february 2013 by kdjslvgds
A Flooring Romance
After being steamrolled by some rough and vindictive career competition, Derek is finally getting back on his feet when he and his sister purchase Hale's Hardwood, their very own hardwood flooring shop. To Derek's dismay, some eccentric guy, who goes by Stiles and has a buzz that makes him look ridiculous and far younger than he has to be, opens up a tile shop right across the way.
Author:rlnerdgirl  TeenWolf  Derek/Stiles  Slash  fanfic  Romance  Fluff  Relationship:FirstTime  OneShot  AlternateUniverse-Human  Length:10.000-20.000 
january 2013 by Ambrosine8
Deck The Halls With Lines of Sharpie
Derek has been enjoying the holidays and looking forward to everybody making their way home from college for Christmas break. Particularly, he's been looking forward to seeing Stiles, who missed coming home for Thanksgiving.

So seeing Stiles a little early is fantastic. Smelling the sharp chemical sting of Sharpie on Stiles isn't all that pleasant, but it's no big deal. Noticing Stiles trying his utmost to hide what's been drawn on him, however, peeks Derek's interest.
fandom:teen-wolf  pairing:stiles-derek  author:rlnerdgirl  type:fluff  type:future 
january 2013 by clarkoholic
Laundry Day
Stiles has strategically scheduled to work at the deli every Thursday to eternity, or, at least, until Hottie McTight Pants stops doing his laundry at Suds & Stuff, or changes to a different day. Until then, Stiles will linger behind the deli counter and watch him.

Or until his boss, Laura, blackmails him into crossing the street and having a conversation with the man.
humor  coffee!fic  teen_wolf  author:rlnerdgirl 
january 2013 by smothertheflame

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