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Flip, Flop, and Fly - Phosfate - Welcome to Night Vale [Archive of Our Own]
If Carlos has to erase himself from history in order to take out The Magic Flute, he will absolutely do it. Y'know, once he can get off the lab floor. And rescue Megan Wallaby. And -- look, it's complicated, okay?

Somewhere between “Yellow Helicopters” and “The Deft Bowman.”
fic  canon:nightvale  author:phosfate  character:carlosthescientist  gen  pairing:cecil/carlos  genre:hilarity  length:midlength  character:meganwallaby 
september 2014 by innocentsmith
Jump - Phosfate - Welcome to Night Vale [Archive of Our Own]
"Let's go on a picnic, he said. It'll be a fun afternoon, he said. I know a great little spot, he said. We can have some alone time, he said. JERK." How'd that work out for you, Carlos? Good time? Not so much? Why don't you tell us about it.
fic  gen  author:phosfate  nightvaletransitauthority  via:innocentsmith  nightvale  cecil/carlos  povcarlos 
april 2014 by arinan
John and Sherlock Make a Baby (From Stuff They Find Around the Flat)
Life often liked to remind John Watson that it had worse things on offer than the poke-able dead. Life thought it was being funny, John supposed. Life was, frankly, a bit of a wanker.
fandom:sherlock  author:Phosfate  author:Rosencrantz 
april 2014 by jay_linden
Jump - Phosfate - Welcome to Night Vale [Archive of Our Own]
"Let's go on a picnic, he said. It'll be a fun afternoon, he said. I know a great little spot, he said. We can have some alone time, he said. JERK." How'd that work out for you, Carlos? Good time? Not so much? Why don't you tell us about it.
fic  gen  pairing:cecil/carlos  author:phosfate  canon:nightvale  length:midlength 
september 2013 by innocentsmith
A Boy's Book of Practical Magic to Mystify, Baffle and Entertain by Phosfate
For this trick, he'll need a volunteer from the pavement. You, sir, the man with the fucking enormous knife in your chest! Don't be shy, now.

|| Danny tries to process what his dad did.
fanfic  hot.fuzz  Danny_Butterman  family  Frank_Butterman  angst  insanity  Nick_Angel  author:phosfate  gen  ao3 
august 2013 by hatinjacket
Turkeys with Fireworks by Phosfate
This is my absolute favorite Hot Fuzz fic and I can't believe I neglected to rec it.

After the events of the film, the village tries to rebuild in their own off-center way. The main story has a drugged up Danny and Nick recovering in the hospital. It's drunk Aziraphale and Crowley levels of awesome.

"A DISAPPOINTING LACK OF TITS

The British press, always up for mayhem, more than rose to the challenge of presenting what became known as the Sandford Incident (also Horror, Conspiracy, Massacre, Atrocity, Event, Trouble, and Unpleasantness) in as entertaining a manner as possible. Though disappointingly free of bare tits, the story offered extreme violence, children in peril, assorted animals, some lovely gore, and picturesque scenery. The Daily Mail's headlines screamed for days: TOWN OF NO RETURN. MURDERSVILLE. LEGACY OF DEATH. CONSPIRACY OF SILENCE. When several hundred people pointed out that these were in fact cribbed episode titles from The Avengers, the Mail made a show of putting the editor responsible on administrative leave for trivializing a great tragedy, then quietly gave her a substantial pay rise, because the offending issues had sold like hotcakes, even without tits.

Sandford itself was briefly the news helicopter capital of Great Britain, though a few encounters with angry farmers' mums' shotguns made for too many unwilling pilots."

alt: http://annlarimer.livejournal.com/774987.html
fanfic  hot.fuzz  ensemble  humor  ocs  words:5.000-10.000  THISTHISTHIS  ao3  outside.PoV  injury  animals  gen  author:phosfate 
august 2013 by hatinjacket
Sure, My Name Is Khan - Phosfate, Rosencrantz - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"That man," said Spock Prime, "is not Khan. I have seen -- and even caused -- a great many changes to this timeline, but the Eugenics Wars were nearly three hundred years ago. I am reasonably certain that this particular discrepancy is not, as the humans would say, on my head."

|| God above, a fix-it that is both funny and reasonable; bonus points for having accurate voices. Short, quick, top-of-the-line recommended.
fandom:startrekreboot  author:phosfate  author:rosencrantz  type:gen  type:fixit  type:hilarifying  type:takeanideaandrun  type:voice  type:posttext  length:1-5k 
june 2013 by blottingtheink
Sure, My Name Is Khan by Phosfate & Rosencrantz (G)
Spock Prime reads the newspaper, hijinks ensue. (1,160 words)
"That man," said Spock Prime, "is not Khan. I have seen -- and even caused -- a great many changes to this timeline, but the Eugenics Wars were nearly three hundred years ago. I am reasonably certain that this particular discrepancy is not, as the humans would say, on my head."
via:esther_a  fanfiction  fandom:Star_Trek:Reboot  humor  crack  gen  author:Phosfate  author:Rosencrantz  rating:g  wc:001001-005000 
june 2013 by jenna_marianne
John and Sherlock Make a Baby (From Stuff They Find Around the Flat)
Author's Summary: Jesus Christ, it's a babyfic - GET IN THE CAR. Also wrong-headedness, slurs against the Irish, general creepiness, and a roofie joke.
Reccer's Comments: I decide to stick with the kidfic theme of my previous rec, but at the same time put forward something different. Very, very different. It’s crack. Utterly wonderful crack. Somehow totally believable and absurd at the same time. There’s dark comedy and deadpan delivery and a creepy Torchwood: Children of Earth reference. Warning: Do not attempt to consume beverages while reading.
author:Phosfate  author:rosencrantz  rating:pg-13  fic_rec  character:john_watson  character:original_character  character:mycroft_holmes  character:sherlock_holmes  content:kid_fic  genre:crack  genre:gen  genre:humor  verse:sherlock_bbc 
june 2012 by 221B_Recs

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