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Nobody Wins Anymore [1]
Torchwood Season 2 AU. Owen is pining for Ianto, and then Owen is dead.

"Well, look, don't broadcast it, but I haven't been staring at your arse for the last three months because you've got the secret of the universe printed on your trousers," Owen tells him bluntly, in that way he has of saying the most inappropriate things possible at the worse possible times.

"You're not... you're not high are you?" Ianto asks, before he can stop himself.

Owen shakes the pill bottle. "Bog standard paracetamol. I told you, I gave back all the cool alien drugs."

"...Oh." Ianto swallows. "You've been staring at my arse for the last three months?"

"I thought you might pick up on it," Owen tells him in an airy sort of voice, though the frustration is plain. "But then you didn't. Sometimes, you can be incredibly dense, Ianto."

We Lied When We Said That We'd Aired All Our Grievances [2]:
I Don't Like Where This Is Going [3]:
Hold Onto The Negatives, They Could Be Worth Something One Day [4]:
Could've, Should've, Didn't [5]:
The One You Don’t Dare Miss (For Fear Of What It Could Lead To) [6]:
author:paperclipbitch  torchwood  ianto-jones/owen-harper 
march 2019 by sarapod
Like There’s A Part Of Me That I Want To Get Back Again
Ianto takes retcon and goes back to work at Torchwood One. Owen can't stay away and can't stop falling in love.
favorite  torchwood  ianto-jones/owen-harper  author:paperclipbitch 
march 2019 by sarapod
Wish You Were Here (And I Wasn't)
“Ok,” Owen begins slowly, “I don’t think the reports were hoaxes.”

The seven-foot blue thing in front of him certainly verifies a lot of things. He takes a step or two back, raising his hand to his comm.

“Jack, how the fuck do I kill it?”

“I don’t even know what ‘it’ is,” Jack points out. “Where are you?”

“The middle of ‘No’ and ‘Where’,” Owen snaps. “I think there are some trees to my left.”

“I’m coming!” Jack yells, nearly deafening Owen in the process. “Just… hold on.”

“Yeah,” Owen mutters, “I’ll just stand here and get eaten. Bloody brilliant idea.”
torchwood  ianto-jones/owen-harper  author:paperclipbitch 
february 2019 by sarapod
Can't Take Me Anywhere
“There’s an alien trying to murder Tosh,” Owen points out.

“Yes,” Ianto looks unbelievably tired, “But I never get evenings off, so I am going to cling onto this one until the creature flies through the window of this restaurant and steals my cheesecake. And you asked me to dinner, so if you’ve decided this was a stupid idea and you want to pretend it isn’t happening, then that’s your problem and not mine.”
author:paperclipbitch  torchwood  ianto-jones/owen-harper 
february 2019 by sarapod
As We Mean To Go On
“It’s more difficult to look up Small Bite-y Things With Teeth in a search engine,” Ianto replies calmly, licking his thumb and index finger and turning a couple more pages over in rapid succession.

“Small Bite-y Things With Teeth doesn’t exactly sound professional,” Owen begins, realising he’s probably down here for the longhaul.

“Does what it says on the tin,” Ianto replies distantly, scanning down a page and then turning it. “There are also files for Things That Are All Shades Of Prussian or Navy Blue and Big Things With More Than Four Tentacles. They get official names, but it’s just quicker to file them by type rather than alphabet. Torchwood Archivists’ code and all.”
torchwood  author:paperclipbitch  ianto-jones/owen-harper 
february 2019 by sarapod
I've Suffered Shipwrecks - Chapter 1 - paperclipbitch - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
AU. Most people, when they break up, sort through their record collections, possibly chuck each other’s clothes onto the sidewalk, engage in soul-destroying coffee dates where they try to sort through the emotional debris, and then leave each other the fuck alone.


Clint and Natasha were never very good at acting like normal people, though, which is why they run a cafe together.
Medium:fanfic  fandom:mcu  pairing:clint/loki  length:20K-49Kwords  pairing:clintandnatasha  trope:coffeeshop  author:paperclipbitch  status:unread  status:tosave 
january 2019 by ifshehadwings
Boys Wanna Be Her [by paperclipbitch, Clint/Natasha]
Clint makes a mental note never to tell Nat that he realised he was inside her body by recognising her boobs.
type:fanfic  fandom:avengers  genre:het  theme:bodyswap  wc:5001-10000  author:paperclipbitch  pairing:clint/natasha 
june 2018 by siria
tell me, get my shit together [by paperclipbitch, Han/Lando]
“I thought we were actively avoiding each other after the Trandosha Shitshow,” Han says.

“We’re actively avoiding each other after the Iridonia Shitshow,” Lando corrects him, “the Trandosha Shitshow is That Which We Do Not Speak Of.”
fandom:starwars  author:paperclipbitch  type:fanfic  wc:5001-10000  pairing:han/lando  genre:slash 
june 2018 by siria
tell me, get my shit together
Despite the image he’s trying frantically to project across the galaxy, Han’s not actually an entirely heartless bastard all of the time.

“I let him keep the capes,” he reminds Chewie, the next time his friend his giving him the Lando is not the worst, actually, you just like claiming he is speech. For a guy who mostly sticks to grunting and punching when he’s out and about, Chewie is surprisingly verbose once you live in a smallish enclosed space with him and spend very few hours apart. He’s also tidy, which is maddening.
author:paperclipbitch  solo  han-solo/lando-calrissian 
june 2018 by sarapod
tell me, get my shit together - paperclipbitch - Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
“I thought we were actively avoiding each other after the Trandosha Shitshow,” Han says.

“We’re actively avoiding each other after the Iridonia Shitshow,” Lando corrects him, “the Trandosha Shitshow is That Which We Do Not Speak Of.”
fic  slash  fandom:starwars  pairing:lando/han  rating:pg-13  length:5000-15000  author:paperclipbitch  humor 
june 2018 by zimaya
tell me, get my shit together by paperclipbitch
"“I thought we were actively avoiding each other after the Trandosha Shitshow,” Han says.

“We’re actively avoiding each other after the Iridonia Shitshow,” Lando corrects him, “the Trandosha Shitshow is That Which We Do Not Speak Of.”"
fandom:starwars  author:paperclipbitch  genfic  han/lando  unread 
may 2018 by Laria_Gwyn
it's just that it's delicate
Her training tells Robin that she needs to make observations, look for patterns; something inside her warns that she shouldn’t try analysing this until she’s ready to know the answer. {glimpses into strike and robin's relationship post-career of evil relationship if robin had split from matthew; lovely and fragile and atmospheric}
fandom:cormoranstrike  timeline:s1  pairing:robin/strike  rating:g  author:paperclipbitch 
february 2018 by blithers
They Keep it All Under My Bed
“Are you kidding me?” Jessica asks, flat, and Matt quirks an eyebrow. “Jesus Christ, everyone’s right, you have no sense of self-preservation. What’re you gonna do next, ask Danny to fist you?” “Well,” Matt says carefully, “no.” (3347 words)
jessica_jones  matt_murdock  matt/jessica  top!jessica  bottom!matt  pov:jessica  pwp  hothothot  kink:pegging  first_time  fandom:marvel  fandom:daredevil  author:paperclipbitch  have:pdf 
february 2018 by elwarre
i brought a knife to a gunfight by paperclipbitch
"“I have questions,” Valkyrie says.

“I don’t want to answer them,” Bruce replies."
fandom:marvelmovieverse  fandom:thormovie  author:paperclipbitch  genfic  recommended 
november 2017 by Laria_Gwyn
you've left your ghost until tomorrow - paperclipbitch - Descendants (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
“So,” Mal says, “Halloween here seems to involve more candy and fewer knives.”

“That’s turning into a pattern here,” Evie points out. “I think we can pretty much guarantee no one here will be trying to raise the dead either.”

“Well, that’s just lame,” Mal replies, “what kind of Halloween party doesn’t involve attempted necromancy and random dismembered body parts?”
author:paperclipbitch  fandom:descendants  evie/mal  rating:pg 
september 2017 by prettyasadiagram

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