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Home Improvement
The one where Phil is a writer and Clint is a landlord as well as an Avenger.
author:pagination  Over_30k  pairing:clint/coulson  AU  writer!phil  contains:humour  rainy_afternoon_fic  Love  On_Ao3 
april 2018 by fallsslowly
Talk to Me (But Maybe Use Different Words)
Clint Barton's To Do list
1. Buy more undies.
2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil.
3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega.
4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil.
5. Feed dog.
6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet.
7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit.
8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first.
author:pagination  Over_30k  pairing:clint/coulson  contains:humour  rainy_afternoon_fic  Love 
april 2018 by fallsslowly
[mcu/wtnv] The Hero's Journey; or: What Jasper Sitwell Did Last Summer, by pagination (Jasper [ensemble, Jemma/Jasper, Phil/Clint])
(23,900 words)
Being sheriff of Night Vale is a bullshit gig. After years spent hunting aliens, supertech, mutants, and would-be sorcerers, dealing with sentient pavement and the occasional escaped librarian is refreshingly straightforward. The secret police trade enforcement roles with the hooded figures on odd-numbered days, so really, Jasper only works four days a week. If it weren’t for the vague stress of being followed around everywhere by the glow cloud, which is bizarrely fixated on him, it’d practically be a vacation. Unfortunately, Jasper’s staff of three rotates with depressing regularity, each transfer out preceded by increasingly pointed memos from Psych. The record is one level four agent who lasted for all of two hours before Jasper made a command decision and had him moved to distant pastures. He sent Jasper a thank you card from the middle of charmingly pyrrhic civil war in the Congo before the Night Vale effect erased his memories of it.

Jasper can’t see what the fuss is about.

[ the blending of these two worlds is done really seamlessly, to the point where I'm calling this headcanon, crossover or not. to quote the author, "It's a ridiculous story, but so's the idea that Jasper Sitwell is Hydra." ]
fandom:marvel_cinematic_universe  fandom:welcome_to_night_vale  character:jasper_sitwell  author:pagination  wc[06]:10000-24999  gen  humour 
august 2017 by liveship
Words are Hard - pagination - Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Spider-Man (Ultimateverse), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Clint Barton's To Do list
1. Buy more undies.
2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil.
3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega.
4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil.
5. Feed dog.
6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet.
7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit.
8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first.

Phil Coulson's To Do list:
1. Request new psych eval for Barton.
2. Buy butter.
fandom:MCU  pairing:clint/phil  author:pagination 
february 2017 by starkandspangle
Erro, Ergo Sum - pagination - The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
If there is an indisputable fact about Phil Coulson, it is that he is ordinary. When all other truths like mortality, identity, humanity, and biology are under attack, this one cornerstone of reality is the ground he will stand and die on.

Phil Coulson is ordinary, damn it, and people do not fall in love with ordinary.
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Phil tries to strike a blow for reason. “You’re too experienced to fall for one of Barton’s pranks, Jasper.”

Jasper is unimpressed. “Nobody waits ten years for a payoff to a prank. Unless you’re Fury. And he’s no Fury.”

“I would have noticed,” Phil says again, dogged on this one point. Phil is good with people. He knows he is. It’s in his file.

Jasper stabs his pancake. He’s cut it into the representation of an iconic cartoon character. “Why would you?” he asks Mickey Mouse, stab, stab, stab. “You never noticed any of the others.”

Phil says blankly, “Others?”
fandom:MCU  pairing:clint/phil  author:pagination 
february 2017 by starkandspangle
Home Improvement - pagination - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
“Did you shoot me?” Phil asks, confused.

“In my own defense, I didn’t notice you standing behind me,” Clint says.

“In my own defense, I was standing behind you.” Phil sits up with a small groan. Clint tries to offer a hand, but gets his arm thumped by the arrow. That’s probably fair. “I’m not up on my archery technique, but doesn’t that mean you’re fantastically bad at this?”
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lil_grl_lost asked for domestic fluff, first meetings, and alternate universe. This is my first attempt at domestic fic. I'm afraid it might not be quite what the prompter asked for--they say 'write what you know,' and as the state of my house, my laundry, and my nutritionist's stress levels attest: I don't know domestic.
fandom:MCU  fandom:Hawkguy  pairing:clint/phil  author:pagination  length:20-50k  *au 
january 2017 by starkandspangle
The Tale of the Birds c19
Four little hobbits went Adventuring. Bilba Baggins, sent to bring them back, found four little hobbit birds instead. Transformed along with a pair of dwarves by a batty wizard, their only hope is a spell that hasn't been performed in an Age. Bilba is a Baggins, which means Responsibility--and if traveling across Middle-Earth, dealing with ridiculously overprotective elves, and outsmarting a nutty king is what it takes, then that is simply what she'll have to do.

But goodness, she really could have done without this irritating dwarf prince!
author:pagination  wip  fandom:the.hobbit  au  genderbender  epic 
september 2016 by fyveryunoriginal
Home Improvement
“Did you shoot me?” Phil asks, confused.

“In my own defense, I didn’t notice you standing behind me,” Clint says.

“In my own defense, I was standing behind you.” Phil sits up with a small groan. Clint tries to offer a hand, but gets his arm thumped by the arrow. That’s probably fair. “I’m not up on my archery technique, but doesn’t that mean you’re fantastically bad at this?”
author:pagination  fandom:avengers  rating:pg13  type:slash  pairing:clint/phil  genre:AU  genre:humor  genre:fluff  status:complete  count:20000-30000 
january 2016 by slashpimp
pagination: Erro, Ergo Sum
If there is an indisputable fact about Phil Coulson, it is that he is ordinary. When all other truths like mortality, identity, humanity, and biology are under attack, this one cornerstone of reality is the ground he will stand and die on.

Phil Coulson is ordinary, damn it, and people do not fall in love with ordinary.
genre:humor  genre:h/c  pairing:clint/coulson  author:pagination  fandom:Avengers  fandom:agents_of_shield  fandom:Marvel  character:nick_fury  character:melinda_may  character:jasper_sitwell 
december 2015 by Miscella
Erro, Ergo Sum by pagination
If there is an indisputable fact about Phil Coulson, it is that he is ordinary. When all other truths like mortality, identity, humanity, and biology are under attack, this one cornerstone of reality is the ground he will stand and die on.

Phil Coulson is ordinary, damn it, and people do not fall in love with ordinary.
fanfic  agents.of.shield  Coulson/Clint  humor  injury  avengers  ao3  words:5.000-10.000  via:blissfire  fail!sex  author:pagination 
june 2015 by hatinjacket
Erro, Ergo Sum [by Pagination, Clint/Coulson]
If there is an indisputable fact about Phil Coulson, it is that he is ordinary. When all other truths like mortality, identity, humanity, and biology are under attack, this one cornerstone of reality is the ground he will stand and die on.

Phil Coulson is ordinary, damn it, and people do not fall in love with ordinary.
type:fanfic  fandom:avengers  wc:5001-10000  author:pagination  pairing:clint/coulson  genre:slash 
april 2015 by siria
Home Improvement - pagination - The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“Did you shoot me?” Phil asks, confused.

“In my own defense, I didn’t notice you standing behind me,” Clint says.

“In my own defense, I was standing behind you.” Phil sits up with a small groan. Clint tries to offer a hand, but gets his arm thumped by the arrow. That’s probably fair. “I’m not up on my archery technique, but doesn’t that mean you’re fantastically bad at this?”
fic  avengers  clint/coulson  au  author:pagination  wordcount:20k  ao3  saved 
april 2015 by anascho
Home Improvement by pagination
“Did you shoot me?” Phil asks, confused.

“In my own defense, I didn’t notice you standing behind me,” Clint says.

“In my own defense, I was standing behind you.” Phil sits up with a small groan. Clint tries to offer a hand, but gets his arm thumped by the arrow. That’s probably fair. “I’m not up on my archery technique, but doesn’t that mean you’re fantastically bad at this?”
fic  avengers  slash  clintbarton  philcoulson  clint/coulson  natasharomanoff  samwilson  nickfury  humour  meetcute  lucky  au  domestic  author:pagination 
january 2015 by ashtree22
Home Improvement
“Did you shoot me?” Phil asks, confused.

“In my own defense, I didn’t notice you standing behind me,” Clint says.

“In my own defense, I was standing behind you.” Phil sits up with a small groan. Clint tries to offer a hand, but gets his arm thumped by the arrow. That’s probably fair. “I’m not up on my archery technique, but doesn’t that mean you’re fantastically bad at this?”
author:pagination  fandom:avengers  pairing:clint/coulson  rating:M  length:20k-50k  feelings:fluff  genre:get-together 
january 2015 by darthjamtart
The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV) - Erro, Ergo Sum by pagination [Archive of Our Own]
If there is an indisputable fact about Phil Coulson, it is that he is ordinary. When all other truths like mortality, identity, humanity, and biology are under attack, this one cornerstone of reality is the ground he will stand and die on.

Phil Coulson is ordinary, damn it, and people do not fall in love with ordinary.
author:pagination  rating:Mature  fandom:The_Avengers_(Marvel_Movies)  pairing:Clint_Barton/Phil_Coulson  length:1000-10000  fandom:agents_of_s.h.i.e.l.d  fandom:avengers 
january 2015 by eledhwenlin
The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies) - Home Improvement by pagination [Archive of Our Own]
“Did you shoot me?” Phil asks, confused.

“In my own defense, I didn’t notice you standing behind me,” Clint says.

“In my own defense, I was standing behind you.” Phil sits up with a small groan. Clint tries to offer a hand, but gets his arm thumped by the arrow. That’s probably fair. “I’m not up on my archery technique, but doesn’t that mean you’re fantastically bad at this?”
author:pagination  rating:Mature  fandom:The_Avengers_(Marvel)_-_All_Media_Types  fandom:Captain_America_(Movies)  pairing:Clint_Barton/Phil_Coulson  length:20000-50000 
january 2015 by eledhwenlin
Home Improvement by pagination (R)
Basically Clint is an endearingly bad landlord. Phil is his new tenant who basically has to move in with Clint after Clint's terrible attempts to fix Phil's apartment. Also, Phil is a famous spy-novel writer, though he writes under a pseudonym. (20,755 words)
“Did you shoot me?” Phil asks, confused.

“In my own defense, I didn’t notice you standing behind me,” Clint says.

“In my own defense, I was standing behind you.” Phil sits up with a small groan. Clint tries to offer a hand, but gets his arm thumped by the arrow. That’s probably fair. “I’m not up on my archery technique, but doesn’t that mean you’re fantastically bad at this?”

written for the prompt: domestic fluff, first meetings, and alternate universe.
fanfiction  fandom:Avengers  fluff  romance  humor  home_improvement  writer  Pairing:Clint/Coulson  author:pagination  rating:r  wc:020001-030000 
january 2015 by jenna_marianne
Home Improvement
“No, I mean—I’m Hawkeye. The Avenger. With the arrows, you know?” He mimes drawing the bow in miniature, and adds an automatic, pew! as he releases the imaginary string, because he can’t not. Phil is just watching him patiently. Clint’s shoulders sag. “You don’t believe me. Is it because I’m a huge fuckup? Because I am, but that’s sort of my superpower.”
“You shot me with a boomerang arrow,” Phil reminds. “I believe that you’re Hawkeye.”
“Because I accidentally shot you?” What the hell kind of rep does he have, exactly? He thinks about getting upset about that.

(omg, Clint is such a disaster in this and I love him.)
fandom:avengers  pairing:clint/coulson  WC:11-20K  author:pagination  Loc:AO3  genre:au 
december 2014 by khyie
Home Improvement [Pagination]
“Did you shoot me?” Phil asks, confused.

“In my own defense, I didn’t notice you standing behind me,” Clint says.

“In my own defense, I was standing behind you.” Phil sits up with a small groan. Clint tries to offer a hand, but gets his arm thumped by the arrow. That’s probably fair. “I’m not up on my archery technique, but doesn’t that mean you’re fantastically bad at this?”
Author:Pagination  Fic  TheAvengers  Clint/Coulson  Romance  General  AU  Humour  WordCount:20-40k  Source 
december 2014 by Brandysnaps
Home Improvement [by Pagination, Clint/Coulson]
“Did you shoot me?” Phil asks, confused.

“In my own defense, I didn’t notice you standing behind me,” Clint says.

“In my own defense, I was standing behind you.” Phil sits up with a small groan. Clint tries to offer a hand, but gets his arm thumped by the arrow. That’s probably fair. “I’m not up on my archery technique, but doesn’t that mean you’re fantastically bad at this?”
type:fanfic  fandom:avengers  genre:slash  genre:au  wc:20001-40000  pairing:clint/coulson  author:pagination 
december 2014 by siria

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