author:mercurialmalcontent   19

I Don't Know What I Expected
"I kind of... accidentally fantasized about Karkat while we were doing it. Which I do sometimes, not when we're messing around, just like-- uh, fuck, look, I'm--"

Terezi puts a finger over your lips and you stammer to a stop. She nestles closer and sighs happily. "You too, huh?"

You stare at the ceiling in bewilderment. Whatever response you were expecting, that was not it.
fandom:homestuck  pairing:dave/terezi/karkat  author:mercurialmalcontent  length:10-15k 
december 2013 by captainmander
Rose: Beta Karkat's fic.
CG: …
CG: WELL?
TT: This is certainly something.
CG: OH GOD. DON’T SUGARCOAT IT, ROSE, IT WON’T MAKE IT TASTE ANY BETTER GOING DOWN.
TT: As my dear ectoslime brother would say: calm your tits, Karkat.
TT: It’s very interesting in a way I’m having trouble putting into words.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:mercurialMalcontent  quality:sunfish  extra:IM  extra:ficwriter! 
september 2013 by opalsong
Not Like It Goes In The Fics
You spend the hours after you wake up pacing your hive, your stomach threatening to upturn and your bulge threatening to unsheathe. You're excited to the point that you're dripping with more than just sweat, yes, but you're also beyond nervous. Besides what you assume are the usual worries -- what if he doesn't show up, what if he takes one look at your butlerbot and is so unimpressed -- there's also the tiny little fact that you've never done any of this before.

At all.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dirk/Equius  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:mercurialMalcontent  quality:sunfish  extra:xeno  extra:virgin 
july 2013 by opalsong
I Don't Know What I Expected
"I kind of... accidentally fantasized about Karkat while we were doing it. Which I do sometimes, not when we're messing around, just like-- uh, fuck, look, I'm--"

Terezi puts a finger over your lips and you stammer to a stop. She nestles closer and sighs happily. "You too, huh?"

You stare at the ceiling in bewilderment. Whatever response you were expecting, that was not it.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Terezi  pairing:Dave/Terezi/Karkat  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  author:mercurialMalcontent  quality:sunfish  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  extra:xeno  extra:relationshipnegotiation  site:AO3 
july 2013 by opalsong
things i've never seen before behind bolted doors
Dave and Karkat have a little fight over who pushed the buttons that swapped their species, and it turns into extensive scientific experimentation of a different kind altogether.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:mercurialMalcontent  extra:speciesswap  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  quality:sunfish 
july 2013 by opalsong
things i've never seen before behind bolted doors - mercurialMalcontent - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
Dave and Karkat have a little fight over who pushed the buttons that swapped their species, and it turns into extensive scientific experimentation of a different kind altogether.

|| Um. Basically just porn. Yup. (Mild dysphoria warning.)
fandom:homestuck  author:mercurialmalcontent  pairing:karkat/dave(kismesis)  type:speciesswap  type:smmmmmmmut  type:xeno  warningtype:dysphoria  length:1-5k 
march 2013 by blottingtheink
Memory Book
Three years on an asteroid makes for a lot of hanging out to do, and it's during one of these hang outs that Terezi discovers Dave's photo album. It takes a little convincing, but soon Dave is taking her on a trip down his particular Memory Lane.
gen  homestuck  dave_strider  terezi_pyrope  author:mercurialmalcontent  length:5k-10k  rating:pg  genre:angst  genre:hurt_comfort  !!!!! 
october 2012 by somehowunbroken
High Maintenance
Tavros is growing so fast that his robotic legs often need repairs, so often that he calls upon Equius for his services every few days. Equius patiently provides, despite difficulties that have nothing to do with the repairwork and everything to do with how Tavros has certain... physical reactions while Equius is kneeling between his legs.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Tavros/Equius  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:mercurialMalcontent  quality:salamander  Extra:BDSM 
september 2012 by opalsong
Overthinking It
It just figures that when Karkat finally finds that special someone he hates more than he hates himself, that person turns out to be the guy who's essentially his clone, but fifty million times more annoying.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat/Kankri  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:mercurialMalcontent  quality:sunfish  Extra:Incest  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  extra:deadcharacters  extra:xeno 
september 2012 by opalsong
Memory Book
Three years on an asteroid makes for a lot of hanging out to do, and it's during one of these hang outs that Terezi discovers Dave's photo album. It takes a little convincing, but soon Dave is taking her on a trip down his particular Memory Lane.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave<>Terezi  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:mercurialMalcontent  quality:sunfish  extra:grief  extra:PaleRomance(isthebestkind) 
august 2012 by opalsong
The Heir Doth Protest
Karkat has been acting strange lately -- calm, unflappable, and sometimes even smiling dreamily at nothing -- and while it's something of a respite from his usual yelling, it's gone on long enough the others are concerned. They make vague plans to find out just what the hell is going on, but John, as the only person who can still get under Karkat's skin, decides on a direct approach... and discovers some very interesting things indeed about his favorite shouty troll and his unnerving moirail.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Karkat  pairing:Karkat/Gamzee  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:mercurialMalcontent  Extra:Voyeurism  quality:sunfish 
august 2012 by opalsong
When in Doubt, Wear Red
'There was only one thing worse than Dave Strider's smug motherfucker act, and it was his smug motherfucker act after he'd won a bet.'

In which Karkat has lost a bet to Dave and turns paying up into payback.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:gen  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:mercurialMalcontent  Extra:Crossdressing  extra:bet  quality:sunfish  extra:culturedifferences 
august 2012 by opalsong
KARKAT VANTAS'S GUIDE TO SAFE SEX WITH ALIENS
IT HAS RECENTLY COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT INTERSPECIES RELATIONS ARE RAPIDLY DEVOLVING INTO SLOPPY MAKEOUTS THAT THREATEN TO BECOME DISGUSTINGLY MORE INTIMATE. IN AN EFFORT TO KEEP YOU IDIOTS FROM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT OVER WEIRD XENOBIOLOGY AND EMBARRASSING EVERYONE IN THE WORST WAYS POSSIBLE, I HAVE COMPILED THIS GUIDE, WHICH SHOULD BE SHORT ENOUGH THAT EVEN THOSE OF YOU WITH THE ATTENTION SPANS OF SMALL INSECTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO READ IT ALL IN ONE SITTING.
fandom:Homestuck  fanwork  pairing:gen  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:mercurialMalcontent  extra:xeno  extra:humour  extra:culturedifferences 
august 2012 by opalsong
It's Probably Plain to See That I Got a Whole Lot of Pain In Me
Your moirail is something of a shambling disaster -- his hair is a tangled, frizzy mess, his clothes are tattered at the hems and grimy, and he could stand a wash or five himself. But it isn't, you've realized, that Gamzee doesn't want to care for himself, it's more that he doesn't know how to take care of himself well. You're not sure why, since he had access to the same schoolfeeding as everyone else, but maybe it was because he was alone too much for so long. Maybe it's hard to care, or know to care, when there's no one to fuss over you.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:mercurialMalcontent  extra:PaleRomance(isthebestkind)  extra:bath  extra:FEELINGS!  quality:crocodile  extra:xeno  extra:podficced! 
august 2012 by opalsong
Not Friends
You're still Dave Strider, and you're pretty sure a certain troll is burning up your lifetime supply of chill.

Dave has convinced himself that the thing he has with Karkat is about lust and only lust -- yet when the curiosity of his his closest friends forces him to examine it in more detail, he's acutely uncomfortable with what he finds.

---

Sequel to Lousy Stupid Goddamned Pretty Troll Boy.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:mercurialMalcontent  extra:sequel  Extra:Failboats!inLove 
august 2012 by opalsong
Lousy Stupid Goddamned Pretty Troll Boy
John introduces his best human friend to his best troll friend. Maybe the three of them sit down to watch romcoms, maybe they're just hanging around a lab in the veil, but whatever the circumstance, Dave has trouble paying attention to the conversation at hand. Karkat is good looking and distracting and it's just not fair. Naturally, he begins distracting Karkat while John's talking. Little touches, lip licks, etc. Karkat gets flustered, Dave is thrilled, John is oblivious. It turns into a competition to see who can flirt the most without alerting John to their UST-fueled game.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:mercurialMalcontent  extra:flirting  extra:tease  extra:teenboyskissing  quality:sunfish 
august 2012 by opalsong
KARKAT VANTAS'S GUIDE TO SAFE SEX WITH ALIENS - mercurialMalcontent - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
IT HAS RECENTLY COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT INTERSPECIES RELATIONS ARE RAPIDLY DEVOLVING INTO SLOPPY MAKEOUTS THAT THREATEN TO BECOME DISGUSTINGLY MORE INTIMATE. IN AN EFFORT TO KEEP YOU IDIOTS FROM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT OVER WEIRD XENOBIOLOGY AND EMBARRASSING EVERYONE IN THE WORST WAYS POSSIBLE, I HAVE COMPILED THIS GUIDE, WHICH SHOULD BE SHORT ENOUGH THAT EVEN THOSE OF YOU WITH THE ATTENTION SPANS OF SMALL INSECTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO READ IT ALL IN ONE SITTING.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAa. Seriously, this is short, and hilarious, and well worth the minute or so it'll take.
fandom:homestuck  author:mercurialMalcontent  type:gen  type:faq  type:hilarifying  type:crackiscrazysauce  type:voice  length:<1k 
february 2012 by blottingtheink

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