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Fic: The History Bros [bitty/jack, check please!]
“Oh, hey, Jack!” Bitty’s sitting on the couch, carefully protected from the stained upholstery by a meticulously arranged pink-and-white quilt. “Ransom and Holster are teaching me about the history of the NHL.”

“He didn’t know what a Gordie Howe hat trick was.” Holster spreads his hands. “How this kid made an NCAA team...”

“By playing hockey,” Bitty grumps cheerfully.

Ransom shakes his head in despair. “We had to educate him right from the top.”

“So.” Jack folds his arms. “Instead of working on skills that might actually make you useful to our team right now, you’re dwelling on irrelevant things that happened a century ago..."

Bitty’s happy eyebrows start to wilt.

“...and you didn’t invite the history major?”
check.please!  pairing:eric.bittle/jack.zimmermann  author:jedusaur  (content:get.together)  [rating:pants]  (words:2501-5k) 
november 2018 by midnightbex
Movable Levels
Jim is looking forward to rolling into bed after a nice relaxing game of chess when Spock decides to conclude the evening by announcing, "There is a 71.936 percent chance that I will develop romantic regard for you during the period spanning ten months from the present moment and four years, two months and fifteen days from the present moment."
author:jedusaur  star-trek  jim-kirk/leonard-mccoy 
july 2018 by sarapod
Tender Offer - jedusaur - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Derek pops his mouth off Stiles’ dick and says, “I opened a brokerage account.”

Epilogue to Fuck-You Money
fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  author:jedusaur  rating:m  length:under1K  stars:6  genre:romance  genre:established-relationship  genre:porn 
march 2018 by asebi
The History Bros [by Jedusaur, Jack/Bitty]
“Oh, hey, Jack!” Bitty’s sitting on the couch, carefully protected from the stained upholstery by a meticulously arranged pink-and-white quilt. “Ransom and Holster are teaching me about the history of the NHL.”

“He didn’t know what a Gordie Howe hat trick was.” Holster spreads his hands. “How this kid made an NCAA team...”

“By playing hockey,” Bitty grumps cheerfully.

Ransom shakes his head in despair. “We had to educate him right from the top.”

“So.” Jack folds his arms. “Instead of working on skills that might actually make you useful to our team right now, you’re dwelling on irrelevant things that happened a century ago..."

Bitty’s happy eyebrows start to wilt.

“...and you didn’t invite the history major?”
type:fanfic  fandom:checkplease  genre:slash  wc:1001-5000  author:jedusaur 
march 2018 by siria
Fic: The History Bros [bitty/jack, check please!]
“Oh, hey, Jack!” Bitty’s sitting on the couch, carefully protected from the stained upholstery by a meticulously arranged pink-and-white quilt. “Ransom and Holster are teaching me about the history of the NHL.”

“He didn’t know what a Gordie Howe hat trick was.” Holster spreads his hands. “How this kid made an NCAA team...”

“By playing hockey,” Bitty grumps cheerfully.

Ransom shakes his head in despair. “We had to educate him right from the top.”

“So.” Jack folds his arms. “Instead of working on skills that might actually make you useful to our team right now, you’re dwelling on irrelevant things that happened a century ago..."

Bitty’s happy eyebrows start to wilt.

“...and you didn’t invite the history major?”
check.please!  pairing:eric.bittle/jack.zimmermann  author:jedusaur  [rating:pants]  (words:2501-5k)  via:midnightbex 
february 2018 by yarngeek
Fic: The History Bros [bitty/jack, check please!]
“Oh, hey, Jack!” Bitty’s sitting on the couch, carefully protected from the stained upholstery by a meticulously arranged pink-and-white quilt. “Ransom and Holster are teaching me about the history of the NHL.”

“He didn’t know what a Gordie Howe hat trick was.” Holster spreads his hands. “How this kid made an NCAA team...”

“By playing hockey,” Bitty grumps cheerfully.

Ransom shakes his head in despair. “We had to educate him right from the top.”

“So.” Jack folds his arms. “Instead of working on skills that might actually make you useful to our team right now, you’re dwelling on irrelevant things that happened a century ago..."

Bitty’s happy eyebrows start to wilt.

“...and you didn’t invite the history major?”
check.please!  pairing:eric.bittle/jack.zimmermann  author:jedusaur  [rating:pants]  (words:2501-5k) 
february 2018 by midnightbex
When Bookmarks Were In Mustache Land
GEEK CHORUS
Holy shit. These guys are great.

MACIEJ
Singular! It's just little ol' me over here.

GEEK CHORUS
This dude is like Tom Hardy. He can't possibly be real. Maybe we should try this Pinboard thing out.

LONGTIME PINBOARD USERS
What's this? People are bookmarking fanfic on our website? Whatever will we do?

MACIEJ
I dunno guys, maybe try "/search/?query=bigboypanties+&mine"?
fandom:Fandom  pairing:gen  rating:unrated  AO3  author:jedusaur  meta  crack  pinboard  via:opalsong 
may 2017 by Harpijka
When Bookmarks Were In Mustache Land
GEEK CHORUS
Holy shit. These guys are great.

MACIEJ
Singular! It's just little ol' me over here.

GEEK CHORUS
This dude is like Tom Hardy. He can't possibly be real. Maybe we should try this Pinboard thing out.

LONGTIME PINBOARD USERS
What's this? People are bookmarking fanfic on our website? Whatever will we do?

MACIEJ
I dunno guys, maybe try "/search/?query=bigboypanties+&mine"?
fanwork  fandom:Fandom  pairing:gen  rating:unrated  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:jedusaur  quality:sunfish  extra:meta  extra:crack 
may 2017 by opalsong
Untitled Ghostbusters/Avengers Crossover
fic where there is a supernatural threat to New York City and the Avengers show up to handle it but when they get there the Ghostbusters are already dusting off their hands and hosing off the slime
fanwork  fandom:avengers  fandom:Ghostbusters  pairing:Abby/Natasha  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:tumblr  author:jedusaur  quality:crocodile  Length:Short  extra:podficced!  extra:crossover  extra:humour 
december 2016 by opalsong
Pleathermouth Vegan Cafe - jedusaur - Bandom, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Panic At The Disco [Archive of Our Own]
Pleathermouth Vegan Cafe, says the sign in front of the next place on Gerard's job-seeking list, and he decides that it may be prudent to finish his cheeseburger before entering.
fandom:BandomMCR  pairing:frank/gerard  author:jedusaur  *au 
october 2016 by starkandspangle
The Cruelty-Free Sausagefests of Pleathermouth Vegan Cafe - jedusaur - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Pleathermouth Vegan Cafe, says the sign in front of the next place on Gerard's job-seeking list, and he decides that it may be prudent to finish his cheeseburger before entering.

podfic: [http://archiveofourown.org/works/1140718]
fic  podfic  bandom  pairing:frank/gerard  <15kwords  author:jedusaur  mcr  reader:theonecalledeli 
july 2016 by carefultread
Fic: Building On That Momentum [george, check please!]
"Whoa, are they sending him to the box?" The guy leans forward to watch the replay on the jumbotron. "Bullshit! Barely touched him! See, if you watch right here--there, they're saying that's cross-checking."

"It's not cross-checking," says Georgia.

"Fucking right it's not! BOOOOO!"

"It's high-sticking," she finishes. "It'll be four minutes."

He smirks at her. "Honey, cross-checking is when one guy--"

The arena PA booms out the call, and he shuts up.
check.please!  character:georgia.martin  author:jedusaur  (genre:gen)  [rating:pants]  (words:1001-2500) 
april 2016 by midnightbex
Fic: Guest Relations [bitty/kent, check please! au]
AU where Bitty runs the kitchen at the Raleigh hotel where the Aces are staying, and Parse mistakes him for someone else.
check.please!  pairing:eric.bittle/kent.parson  author:jedusaur  (au)  (content:mistaken.identity)  (content:pwp)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:1001-2500) 
february 2016 by midnightbex
Positive Feedback
Eric’s never had a postgame breakdown of sex before, but he’s not particularly surprised when, before they’ve even caught their breath, Jack says, “Tell me how I can do better.”
fanwork  fandom:CheckPlease!  pairing:Bitty/Jack  rating:nc-17  time:5:00-10:00  Type:PodFic  site:AO3  author:jedusaur  performer:originally  quality:sunfish  extra:praisekink 
january 2016 by opalsong
if there's anything on my face you put it there
“You don’t have to tell them it was me. I mean, you don’t have to do anything. I’ll stop leaving marks if you want me to. Just..." He lifts up Jack’s shirt and touches one of the hickeys. When he looks back up, his eyes have gone dark. “I really, really like it. Do you mind?”
fanwork  fandom:CheckPlease!  pairing:Bitty/Jack  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:jedusaur  quality:sunfish  extra:exhibitionism  extra:marking 
january 2016 by opalsong
Highly Sticked
"Yes, Kaner," Sharpy's saying as Jonny sits down next to them with a beer. "It would indeed be gay to measure your teammates' dicks to find out whose is biggest."
author:jedusaur  hockey_rpf  jonny/patrick  rating:nc17  length:<5k  genre:buddyfucking 
august 2015 by somehowunbroken
Player Development
A wicked smile slowly spreads across Kent’s face, and he turns to Jack. “What do you say, should I show your boy how to make you cry?”
fanwork  fandom:CheckPlease!  rating:nc-17  pairing:Bitty/Jack  pairing:Bitty/Jack/Parse  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:jedusaur  quality:sunfish  Extra:BDSM  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  extra:negotiation 
august 2015 by opalsong
Fic: Positive Feedback [bitty/jack, check please!]
Eric was so sure they could keep all this off the ice. Jack would never let anything get in the way of his hockey, and Eric has plenty of practice pushing attraction to the back of his mind. But after the second time he messes up because of Jack, he knows something has to be done.

Jack, of course, doesn’t understand. “What?” he says with a frown. “You’re thinking about sex during practice?”
check.please!  pairing:eric.bittle/jack.zimmermann  author:jedusaur  (kink:praise)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:1001-2500) 
july 2015 by midnightbex
Bye Bye Blackhawk
"Patrick is actually rooting against the Blackhawks the day he wins the contest, which makes it kind of embarrassing when the jumbotron shows him going nuts about it in his Sabres jersey.

(AU in which Kaner is a Blackhawks fan who wins a contest to spend a week with the team.)"
—equal parts hilarious and somewhat heartbreaking, because patrick's not a hockey player but everyone else is still on the team. jonny's got a serious case of "in the closet" and it's pretty great to see fan-kaner interacting with them all, but he runs up against jonny being terrified patrick's gonna accidentally out him, and it's. it's really good? but also, yeah, parts of it hurt.
author:jedusaur  hockey_rpf  jonny/patrick  kaner/sharpy  rating:nc17  length:10k-15k  genre:au  kink:rough 
july 2015 by somehowunbroken
Fuck-You Money - jedusaur - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
What the hell kind of porn name is “Destitute Daddy,” anyway? Out of morbid curiosity, Derek grabs the computer again and types it into the search bar, because revisiting last night’s poor life decisions is always a stellar plan.

(or: the personal-finance-blogging AU)
author:jedusaur  location:ao3  rating:pg13  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  !kidfic 
june 2015 by swisscheese

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