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Birds of a Feather
“Isn’t this nice?” says Aziraphale with badly feigned casualness the next time Crowley stops by for a late night drink.

Crowley is all set to reply, words lined up in his mouth waiting to go, when Aziraphale adds,

“I mean, all of the books and furniture and bottles of wine and things?”

Aziraphale nests. Crowley relearns some crucial facts about angelic courtship rituals.
fandom:Good.Omens  era:after.books  getting.together  pairing:Aziraphale/Crowley  oblivious!Crowley  shenanigans  sweet  humor  complete  angels  archiveofourown.org  author:idiopathicsmile 
23 days ago by Kehlen
Margin of Error
“Haha, classic New Yawk,” said Jake in a cartoony accent, spreading his arms wide. His body language collapsed in on itself like a sagging balloon. “Oh god it’s a nightmare,” he whimpered. “On the plus side, right now, there’s a fragile peace while the mice and the rats fight for dominance.”

“I, uh, think I’ll pass,” said Amy.

“That’s probably good,” Jake muttered. “Not sure how an outsider would affect the balance.”

Boyle frowned. “Jake, buddy, are you okay?”

Jake took another long swig of coffee. “Haven’t been sleeping much.” He stared into nothingness. “Did you know rats have a special scream that’s just for dying? And another one that’s just for killing?”
author:idiopathicsmile  brooklyn-99  amy-santiago/rosa-diaz 
6 weeks ago by sarapod
Birds of a Feather [by idiopathicsmile, Aziraphale/Crowley]
“Isn’t this nice?” says Aziraphale with badly feigned casualness the next time Crowley stops by for a late night drink.

Crowley is all set to reply, words lined up in his mouth waiting to go, when Aziraphale adds,

“I mean, all of the books and furniture and bottles of wine and things?”





Aziraphale nests. Crowley relearns some crucial facts about angelic courtship rituals.
type:fanfic  fandom:goodomens  genre:slash  wc:1001-5000  author:idiopathicsmile 
6 weeks ago by siria
Four-Letter Words - idiopathicsmile - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Prompt: "humiliation kink by way of compliment, Aziraphale gets Crowley hot and bothered by accusing him of goodness."

 

It’s a chilly day in November of 1987, and Aziraphale badly wants a drink.
canon:goodomens  author:idiopathicsmile  length:midlength  fic  pairing:aziraphale/crowley 
9 weeks ago by innocentsmith
Long-Term [by idiopathicsmile, Aziraphale/Crowley]
Take, for instance, the couple she’s consulting with this afternoon, for their upcoming October ceremony. Seemingly mismatched in every respect. The plump, fair-haired one looks like a parody of an absent-minded professor, as sketched by someone who didn’t bother to do much actual research; his clothes are so outdated it teeters on costume. He’s wearing a bow tie, and not in that reinvented hipster way. This is a bow tie unacquainted with the cycles of fashion, a bow tie that has never heard the word irony.

His partner is a rangy, black-clad ginger in snakeskin boots. He has the look of a hungover rocker about him, and would somehow, even without the sunglasses he has fully committed to wearing indoors on a cloudy afternoon. He’s sprawled almost defiantly in his chair and keeps throwing dubious glances around Dr. Blackwell’s office, as though expecting a lightning bolt to strike him down for merely daring to be within spitting distance of a church.
type:fanfic  fandom:goodomens  genre:slash  wc:1001-5000  author:idiopathicsmile 
9 weeks ago by siria
By Definition - idiopathicsmile - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Aziraphale has certainly dabbled in the world of carnal delights over the years, most notably in the late nineteenth century, when a certain infernal adversary was enjoying a century-long nap and seemingly the only way to pass the time had been to develop some hobbies.

["For the first time, Aziraphale felt exposed. His own pleasure wasn’t much to look at."

like, same dude. charming fic. author gets me.]
author:idiopathicsmile  goodomens  aziraphale/crowley  gettogether  yesplease  1-5k  postcanon 
10 weeks ago by thatdamneddame
Long-Term - idiopathicsmile - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Take, for instance, the couple she’s consulting with this afternoon, for their upcoming October ceremony. Seemingly mismatched in every respect. The plump, fair-haired one looks like a parody of an absent-minded professor, as sketched by someone who didn’t bother to do much actual research; his clothes are so outdated it teeters on costume. He’s wearing a bow tie, and not in that reinvented hipster way. This is a bow tie unacquainted with the cycles of fashion, a bow tie that has never heard the word irony.

His partner is a rangy, black-clad ginger in snakeskin boots. He has the look of a hungover rocker about him, and would somehow, even without the sunglasses he has fully committed to wearing indoors on a cloudy afternoon. He’s sprawled almost defiantly in his chair and keeps throwing dubious glances around Dr. Blackwell’s office, as though expecting a lightning bolt to strike him down for merely daring to be within spitting distance of a church.

[CHARMING AS HELL & OUTSIDER POV. IM IN LOVE]
goodomens  aziraphale/crowley  establishedrelationship  1-5k  outsidePOV  favorite  rec  cute  yesplease  author:idiopathicsmile 
10 weeks ago by thatdamneddame
By Definition - idiopathicsmile - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Aziraphale has certainly dabbled in the world of carnal delights over the years, most notably in the late nineteenth century, when a certain infernal adversary was enjoying a century-long nap and seemingly the only way to pass the time had been to develop some hobbies.
pairing:aziraphale/crowley  extra:asexual  author:idiopathicsmile  extra:dom/sub 
10 weeks ago by ant_for_smt
Long-Term
Take, for instance, the couple she’s consulting with this afternoon, for their upcoming October ceremony. Seemingly mismatched in every respect. The plump, fair-haired one looks like a parody of an absent-minded professor, as sketched by someone who didn’t bother to do much actual research; his clothes are so outdated it teeters on costume. He’s wearing a bow tie, and not in that reinvented hipster way. This is a bow tie unacquainted with the cycles of fashion, a bow tie that has never heard the word irony.

His partner is a rangy, black-clad ginger in snakeskin boots. He has the look of a hungover rocker about him, and would somehow, even without the sunglasses he has fully committed to wearing indoors on a cloudy afternoon. He’s sprawled almost defiantly in his chair and keeps throwing dubious glances around Dr. Blackwell’s office, as though expecting a lightning bolt to strike him down for merely daring to be within spitting distance of a church.
author:idiopathicsmile  fandom:GoodOmens  pairing:Crowley/Aziraphale  rating:G  length:<5k  feelings:fluff  genre:continuation 
10 weeks ago by darthjamtart
Birds of a Feather
“Isn’t this nice?” says Aziraphale with badly feigned casualness the next time Crowley stops by for a late night drink.

Crowley is all set to reply, words lined up in his mouth waiting to go, when Aziraphale adds,

“I mean, all of the books and furniture and bottles of wine and things?”


Aziraphale nests. Crowley relearns some crucial facts about angelic courtship rituals.
author:idiopathicsmile  fandom:GoodOmens  rating:T  length:<5k  feelings:fluff  genre:get-together  pairing:Crowley/Aziraphale 
10 weeks ago by darthjamtart
Birds of a Feather - Chapter 1 - idiopathicsmile - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“Isn’t this nice?” says Aziraphale with badly feigned casualness the next time Crowley stops by for a late night drink.

Crowley is all set to reply, words lined up in his mouth waiting to go, when Aziraphale adds,

“I mean, all of the books and furniture and bottles of wine and things?”

 

 

Aziraphale nests. Crowley relearns some crucial facts about angelic courtship rituals.
pairing:aziraphale/crowley  extra:idiots.in.love  extra:misunderstanding  extra:jelaousy  extra:pining  author:idiopathicsmile  extra:a+  extra:feels  extra:biblical  extra:weird.biology 
10 weeks ago by ant_for_smt
Downfall - idiopathicsmile - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
From the kinkmeme: "rape fantasy, Aziraphale might have fantasized a fair amount about Crowley tempting him quite forcefully, with lots of talk about how he'll be tainted, how he'll Fall just like he did so long ago. When they get together post-Apocalypse, Aziraphale shares his fantasies with Crowley and he's happy to indulge them."

Established relationship, feat. consent, negotiation, safewords, and cuddling after.

 

They didn’t choose a particular time or place, but that Friday, when Aziraphale let himself into his upstairs flat after a long day of refusing to sell a single book to find Crowley sprawled in the most comfortable armchair, he just sort of knew.

“Angel,” said Crowley by way of greeting.

“Demon,” said Aziraphale, trying hard to remember the polite, distant way he’d addressed Crowley several thousand years ago. Smiling was right out, he knew that much. He could already feel his breath quickening.
length:midlength  dialogue:banter  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  canon:goodomens  kink:rapefantasy  fic  author:idiopathicsmile 
10 weeks ago by innocentsmith
Birds of a Feather - idiopathicsmile - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“Isn’t this nice?” says Aziraphale with badly feigned casualness the next time Crowley stops by for a late night drink.

Crowley is all set to reply, words lined up in his mouth waiting to go, when Aziraphale adds,

“I mean, all of the books and furniture and bottles of wine and things?”

 

 

Aziraphale nests. Crowley relearns some crucial facts about angelic courtship rituals.
canon:goodomens  author:idiopathicsmile  trope:courtship  fic  length:midlength  trope:miscommunication  pairing:aziraphale/crowley 
10 weeks ago by innocentsmith
Mistake on the Part of Nature
Steve takes in Bucky's betrayed look and Sam's confusion, follows Sam's gaze to the pile of mangled fruit in the trash can. Sudden comprehension fills his face.

"Oh," he says. "Bucky found out about bananas."


/* Bucky finds out about the Cavendish banana. */
fandom:mcu  author:idiopathicsmile  rating:t 
may 2018 by damnslippyplanet
Margin of Error - idiopathicsmile - Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Amy had this thing where she did stuff that normally would’ve annoyed the hell out of Rosa, except it didn’t annoy Rosa at all. Which was confusing. Also, annoying.
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“Amy, you’re welcome to crash with me,” said Jake.

Rosa gave him a look. “Weren’t you saying last week your apartment’s borderline-unlivable?”

“I’ll have you know the mice are barely even a problem anymore,” Jake said with dignity, taking a slow sip of coffee. “Ever since that wave of rats came in,” he mumbled into his cup.

“What?” said Amy.

“Haha, classic New Yawk,” said Jake in a cartoony accent, spreading his arms wide. His body language collapsed in on itself like a sagging balloon. “Oh god it’s a nightmare,” he whimpered. “On the plus side, right now, there’s a fragile peace while the mice and the rats fight for dominance.”

“I, uh, think I’ll pass,” said Amy.

“That’s probably good,” Jake muttered. “Not sure how an outsider would affect the balance.”

Boyle frowned. “Jake, buddy, are you okay?”

Jake took another long swig of coffee. “Haven’t been sleeping much.” He stared into nothingness. “Did you know rats have a special scream that’s just for dying? And another one that’s just for killing?”

“It’s settled,” said Terry, turning back to his computer. “Jake rooms with Boyle, Amy rooms with Rosa, everybody gets the hell back to work and Terry enjoys his emergency backup yogurt in peace.”
fandom:Brooklyn99  pairing:amy/rosa  author:idiopathicsmile  length:5-10k 
june 2017 by starkandspangle
Mistake on the Part of Nature - idiopathicsmile - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Steve takes in Bucky's betrayed look and Sam's confusion, follows Sam's gaze to the pile of mangled fruit in the trash can. Sudden comprehension fills his face.

"Oh," he says. "Bucky found out about bananas."

 

In which an American icon is mourned. But probably not the one you're thinking of.
fic  fandom:Captain_America  verse:Marvel  verse:MCU  character:Bucky_Barnes  character:Steve_Rogers  character:Sam_Wilson  ship:Steve/Bucky  author:idiopathicsmile 
may 2017 by jeb124
In Defiance of all Geometry
Amis House might not be the biggest student co-op, or the fanciest, but it's got something all its own. Specifically, smoke damage on the kitchen ceiling from that time Courfeyrac lit a political pamphlet on fire.

In which there are secrets, pining, pancakes, and revelations, and sometimes the shortest distance between three points is not a triangle but a circle.
fic  fandom:lesmiserables  pairing:combeferre/enjolras/grantaire  author:idiopathicsmile  wordcount:30k-60k  trope:ot3  trope:college  note:podficavailable 
march 2017 by attendtothebones
Mistake on the Part of Nature
Steve takes in Bucky's betrayed look and Sam's confusion, follows Sam's gaze to the pile of mangled fruit in the trash can. Sudden comprehension fills his face. "Oh," he says. "Bucky found out about bananas." (1274 words)
sam_wilson  bucky_barnes  steve_rogers  steve/bucky  pov:samwilson  humor  schmoop  friendship  misunderstanding  food/restaurant  preslash  fandom:marvel  author:idiopathicsmile 
october 2016 by elwarre
e/R public radio AU, 2/2
e/R public radio AU, 2/2

The second part of this story. In which there is unexpected conversations, journalism, pining, and somebody really needs to take Grantaire’s Twitter account away from him.
author:idiopathicsmile  pairing:enjolras/grantaire  pairing:combeferre/courfeyrac  char:grantaire  char:enjolras  char:combeferre  char:courfeyrac  char:joly  char:bahorel  char:bossuet  char:jehan  au:modern  au:journalism  au:radio  trope:journalism  trope:social-media  setting:party  setting:fire-escape  trope:first-meetings  genre:humor  genre:not!fic  trope:puns  wc:1k5k  pov:R  f:les-mis 
september 2016 by cochepaille
The other day, I thought I’d celebrate my birthday...
The other day, I thought I’d celebrate my birthday by typing up my headcanons for a super self-indulgent e/R AU, and then I got super caught up in it and wound up almost writing the whole fic instead.

So here is Part One of the PUBLIC RADIO AU that literally nobody was asking for, in which Enjolras is a determined radio reporter, Bahorel has a wildly successful travel show, and Grantaire is the undisputed master of the uncomfortable metaphor.
author:idiopathicsmile  pairing:enjolras/grantaire  pairing:enjolras+combeferre+courfeyrac  char:enjolras  char:grantaire  pairing:joly+bossuet+R  pairing:bahorel+R  char:combeferre  char:jehan  char:courfeyrac  pairing:combeferre/courfeyrac  char:joly  char:bahorel  char:bossuet  au:modern  au:radio  au:journalism  trope:journalism  trope:first-meetings  trope:relationship(friendship-is-magic)  trope:g/s(gender-changes)  genre:humor  genre:not!fic  wc:<1k  series:public-radio-au  pov:enjolras  pov:R  f:les-mis 
august 2016 by cochepaille

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