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galwednesday: Save a Horse, Ride a Captain
Bucky tapped him on the shoulder, swaying back and forth a little as he waited for the man to turn around. “Hello,” he said, and then promptly forgot what else he was going to say, because this guy was fucking beautiful. “Wow. Good face.”

Two of the guy’s friends, a man wearing a suit that fit so well it had to be bespoke and a man with a cute little gap between his front teeth, started cracking up. The petite redhead sitting next to them cocked her head to the side and pulled her phone out of her handbag. Beautiful Face just looked kind of pained, so Bucky redirected. He was a gentleman. He could take a hint. No hitting on beautiful guys who were uncomfortable with that sort of thing, no matter how lickable their jawlines were.

“Hello,” he repeated, doing his best to mind his manners. “I’m very sorry to bother you. Can I have a piggy-back ride?”
author:galwednesday  AO3  fandom:captain_america  AU  au!captainamerica  rating:PG13  genre:humor  !slash 
6 weeks ago by Miscella
galwednesday: Bait and Switch 'verse
"Post-action tacos?” Tony suggested. “I’m thinking that place by Fordham. BattleBot, you in?”

“Can’t,” the Soldier said, typing something into his phone. “I have a date.”

Tony stopped talking for an entire three seconds. “You. Have a date.”

The Soldier looked up and blinked, clearly nonplussed to find Sam and Tony both staring at him. “Yes.”

“With who?”

“My boyfriend.”

“You have a boyfriend. You have a boyfriend?” Tony looked like he’d just walked into a lamppost, and then the lamppost had handed him a birthday present.
AO3  author:galwednesday  series  pairing:bucky/steve  AU  au!avengers  rating:PG13  genre:gen 
6 weeks ago by Miscella
galwednesday: Boeuf Mystère
“Quick question,” Bucky said.

Steve looked up, but didn’t stop moving passports and stacks of cash into a nondescript blue duffel, his mind busily ticking through logistics. He’d grab the glock taped behind the hidden drawer in the desk on their way out, and they could buy new clothes once they got across the border into neutral territory, so they didn’t need much else, apart from whatever Bucky wanted to bring. One duffle should be enough. “Yeah, honey?”

“What the fuck.”
short  AO3  fandom:Avengers  genre:humor  !slash  AU  au!captainamerica  au!marvel  author:galwednesday  rating:PG13 
6 weeks ago by Miscella
galwednesday: This Little Light of Mine
“What,” Tony said. “The fuck. Is your face doing?”

Bucky gave Tony’s chest a glance that was somehow both dismissive and pointed. “Like you’re one to talk.”

“Hey, these are not equivalent situations, here, everyone knows the deal with the arc reactor. What I want to know is why you,” Tony said, stabbing a finger at Bucky’s uncovered face, “are fucking glowing.”
author:galwednesday  short  genre:humor  fandom:Avengers  character:tonystark  crack!fic  pairing:bucky/steve  AO3 
6 weeks ago by Miscella
galwednesday, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt: Scents and Sensibility: The Working Assassin's Guide to Supersoldier Seduction
Captain America wakes up from the ice in 2013. The Winter Soldier wakes up in 2009, or rather defects from HYDRA, for a value of defect that’s closer to decimate. He ends up working for SHIELD. In April 2014, he’s assigned to Captain America’s mission as a sniper.

Steve’s just trying to get some kind of life together. Bucky is too, or at least he was until tall, blond and Captain shows up and starts just - being there, all the time. It’s terrible. It’s the worst. He has to do something about it.
AO3  author:galwednesday  author:skellerbvvt  author:silentwalrus  trope:alpha/omega  AU  au!avengers  trope:outsiderpov  !slash  character:melinda_may  rating:NC-17  genre:romance  warning:severe_awesome 
9 weeks ago by Miscella
Fic: Scents and Sensibility: The Working Assassin's Guide to Supersoldier Seduction [bucky/steve, captain america au]
Captain America wakes up from the ice in 2013. The Winter Soldier wakes up in 2009, or rather defects from HYDRA, for a value of defect that’s closer to decimate. He ends up working for SHIELD. In April 2014, he’s assigned to Captain America’s mission as a sniper.

Steve’s just trying to get some kind of life together. Bucky is too, or at least he was until tall, blond and Captain shows up and starts just - being there, all the time. It’s terrible. It’s the worst. He has to do something about it.

[This is the best. I just want to roll around in this fluffy bed pit of a fic forever.]
mcu  captain.america  pairing:james."bucky".barnes/steve.rogers  author:galwednesday  author:silentwalrus  author:skellerbvvt  (au)  (au:alpha/beta/omega.dynamics)  (au:clownfish.abo)  (content:courtship)  (content:developing.relationship)  (content:curtain.fic)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:85001-100k) 
november 2018 by midnightbex
Save a Horse, Ride a Captain by galwednesday
Bucky tapped him on the shoulder, swaying back and forth a little as he waited for the man to turn around. “Hello,” he said, and then promptly forgot what else he was going to say, because this guy was fucking beautiful. “Wow. Good face.”

Two of the guy’s friends, a man wearing a suit that fit so well it had to be bespoke and a man with a cute little gap between his front teeth, started cracking up. The petite redhead sitting next to them cocked her head to the side and pulled her phone out of her handbag. Beautiful Face just looked kind of pained, so Bucky redirected. He was a gentleman. He could take a hint. No hitting on beautiful guys who were uncomfortable with that sort of thing, no matter how lickable their jawlines were.

“Hello,” he repeated, doing his best to mind his manners. “I’m very sorry to bother you. Can I have a piggy-back ride?”
fic  avengers  captainamerica  buckybarnes  steverogers  bucky/steve  tonystark  dumdumdugan  jimmorita  natasharomanoff  samwilson  humour  meetcute  author:galwednesday 
september 2018 by ashtree22
[FIC] Boeuf Mystère - galwednesday - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“Quick question,” Bucky said.

Steve looked up, but didn’t stop moving passports and stacks of cash into a nondescript blue duffel, his mind busily ticking through logistics. He’d grab the glock taped behind the hidden drawer in the desk on their way out, and they could buy new clothes once they got across the border into neutral territory, so they didn’t need much else, apart from whatever Bucky wanted to bring. One duffle should be enough. “Yeah, honey?”

“What the fuck.”
fandom:mcu  fandom:captainamerica(mcu)  pairing:bucky/steve  length:1-5k  author:galwednesday  fic 
september 2018 by revolutionaryjo
Boeuf Mystère - galwednesday - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“Quick question,” Bucky said.

Steve looked up, but didn’t stop moving passports and stacks of cash into a nondescript blue duffel, his mind busily ticking through logistics. He’d grab the glock taped behind the hidden drawer in the desk on their way out, and they could buy new clothes once they got across the border into neutral territory, so they didn’t need much else, apart from whatever Bucky wanted to bring. One duffle should be enough. “Yeah, honey?”

“What the fuck.”
mcu  steve/bucky  ficlet  adorable  establishedrelationship  failboats  modern!au  !au  author:galwednesday 
september 2018 by thatdamneddame
Boeuf Mystère
“Oh my God,” Bucky said, both hands gripping his hair. “That’s really sweet, babe. We are so fucking dumb. Holy shit, no wonder you stay in such good shape and get banged up so often, I knew you didn’t just run into muggers last spring, who gets mugged on a luxury cruise?”

“What about when you smoked my ass at paintball? I thought you were a sniper!”

“I have naturally good aim! I used to play a lot of laser tag!"
author:galwednesday  captain-america  steve-rogers/bucky-barnes 
august 2018 by sarapod
Targeted Persuasion by galwednesday
Jim opened Tony's most formal closet and started pulling out tuxedos. "Put one of these on.”

"Why?"

"We're getting married."

Tony froze. "No, we're not."

"Oh yes we are." Jim tossed three tuxedos onto the bed. Three was a good number of options, enough for Tony to make a choice, but not so many that he'd get lost analyzing the ramifications of navy pinstripes vs. charcoal paisley. Tony did best with clear, specific expectations rather than an unlimited universe of possibilities that he would inevitably filter through his neuroses and obsess over, and Jim was really kicking himself for not considering that, oh, ten years ago when they’d first started this, but there was no point in beating himself up about it now when he could put that energy towards solving the problem instead. "You brought this on yourself, Tones. Pick a damn tux."
Fandom:Marvel  Fandom:TheAvengers  Pairing:Rhodey/Tony  fanfiction  Author:galwednesday  Rating:PG-13  Length:OneShot  Genre:Fluff  Genre:Humor  Contains:EstablishedRelationship 
august 2018 by xenolinguistics
Fic: Targeted Persuasion [rhodey/tony, iron man]
Jim opened Tony's most formal closet and started pulling out tuxedos. "Put one of these on.”

"Why?"

"We're getting married."

Tony froze. "No, we're not."

"Oh yes we are." Jim tossed three tuxedos onto the bed. Three was a good number of options, enough for Tony to make a choice, but not so many that he'd get lost analyzing the ramifications of navy pinstripes vs. charcoal paisley. Tony did best with clear, specific expectations rather than an unlimited universe of possibilities that he would inevitably filter through his neuroses and obsess over, and Jim was really kicking himself for not considering that, oh, ten years ago when they’d first started this, but there was no point in beating himself up about it now when he could put that energy towards solving the problem instead. "You brought this on yourself, Tones. Pick a damn tux."
mcu  ironman  pairing:james."rhodey".rhodes/tony.stark  author:galwednesday  (content:established.relationship)  (content:marriage.proposal)  (content:humor)  [rating:pants]  (words:1001-2500) 
july 2018 by midnightbex
galwednesday, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt: Scents and Sensibility: The Working Assassin's Guide to Supersoldier Seduction
Captain America wakes up from the ice in 2013. The Winter Soldier wakes up in 2009, or rather defects from HYDRA, for a value of defect that’s closer to decimate. He ends up working for SHIELD. In April 2014, he’s assigned to Captain America’s mission as a sniper.

Steve’s just trying to get some kind of life together. Bucky is too, or at least he was until tall, blond and Captain shows up and starts just - being there, all the time. It’s terrible. It’s the worst. He has to do something about it.
AU  au!avengers  fandom:captain_america  wip  AO3  genre:romance  trope:characterstudy  trope:worldbuilding  trope:alpha/omega  rating:NC-17  pairing:bucky/steve  ~gender~  warning:severe_awesome  warning:ptsd  character:melinda_may  character:Natasha_Romanov  author:galwednesday  aurhor:silentwalrus  author:skellerbvvt 
july 2018 by Miscella
Targeted Persuasion [by galwednesday, Rhodey/Tony]
Jim opened Tony's most formal closet and started pulling out tuxedos. "Put one of these on.”

"Why?"

"We're getting married."

Tony froze. "No, we're not."

"Oh yes we are." Jim tossed three tuxedos onto the bed. Three was a good number of options, enough for Tony to make a choice, but not so many that he'd get lost analyzing the ramifications of navy pinstripes vs. charcoal paisley. Tony did best with clear, specific expectations rather than an unlimited universe of possibilities that he would inevitably filter through his neuroses and obsess over, and Jim was really kicking himself for not considering that, oh, ten years ago when they’d first started this, but there was no point in beating himself up about it now when he could put that energy towards solving the problem instead. "You brought this on yourself, Tones. Pick a damn tux."
type:fanfic  fandom:ironman  genre:slash  wc:1001-5000  author:galwednesday  pairing:rhodey/tony 
june 2018 by siria
Fic: Consumer Affairs [bucky/steve, captain america]
“Tom,” Sara, the Senior Marketing Associate, said levelly, “if you don’t let me promote our bedroom product line using the Winter Soldier’s tweet reviews, I will quit. I will quit today. I will leave you high and dry with a junior marketing associate and an intern, Tom. The intern just started last week. He doesn’t even know how to work the copier yet.”

The VP for Public Affairs rubbed his temples. “Sara.”

She slapped a piece of paper onto his desk. “I already wrote my letter of resignation. You know what it says? It says that I cannot possibly do my job if I’m deprived of the best free publicity opportunity that has ever crossed my desk, and that will ever cross it again, in the form of one James Buchanan Barnes and his Supersoldier Fuckability Index.”

(Bucky reviews IKEA beds. The marketing team responds.)
mcu  captain.america  pairing:james."bucky".barnes/steve.rogers  author:galwednesday  (content:humor)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:1001-2500) 
may 2018 by midnightbex
Bait and Switch
"Post-action tacos?” Tony suggested. “I’m thinking that place by Fordham. BattleBot, you in?” “Can’t,” the Soldier said, typing something into his phone. “I have a date.” Tony stopped talking for an entire three seconds. “You. Have a date.” The Soldier looked up and blinked, clearly nonplussed to find Sam and Tony both staring at him. “Yes.” “With who?” “My boyfriend.” “You have a boyfriend. You have a boyfriend?” Tony looked like he’d just walked into a lamppost, and then the lamppost had handed him a birthday present. (2650 words)
bucky_barnes  steve_rogers  tony_stark  sam_wilson  steve/bucky  protective!bucky  artist!steve  humor  misunderstanding  shrinkyclinks  established!relationship  fandom:marvel  author:galwednesday 
april 2018 by elwarre
Save a Horse, Ride a Captain by galwednesday
Bucky tapped him on the shoulder, swaying back and forth a little as he waited for the man to turn around. “Hello,” he said, and then promptly forgot what else he was going to say, because this guy was fucking beautiful. “Wow. Good face.”

Two of the guy’s friends, a man wearing a suit that fit so well it had to be bespoke and a man with a cute little gap between his front teeth, started cracking up. The petite redhead sitting next to them cocked her head to the side and pulled her phone out of her handbag. Beautiful Face just looked kind of pained, so Bucky redirected. He was a gentleman. He could take a hint. No hitting on beautiful guys who were uncomfortable with that sort of thing, no matter how lickable their jawlines were.

“Hello,” he repeated, doing his best to mind his manners. “I’m very sorry to bother you. Can I have a piggy-back ride?”
fic  captainamerica  avengers  buckybarnes  steverogers  bucky/steve  tonystark  natasharomanoff  samwilson  dumdumdugan  jimmorita  gabejones  howlingcommandos  au  humour  author:galwednesday 
january 2018 by ashtree22
Fic: Save a Horse, Ride a Captain [bucky/steve, captain america au]
Bucky tapped him on the shoulder, swaying back and forth a little as he waited for the man to turn around. “Hello,” he said, and then promptly forgot what else he was going to say, because this guy was fucking beautiful. “Wow. Good face.”

Two of the guy’s friends, a man wearing a suit that fit so well it had to be bespoke and a man with a cute little gap between his front teeth, started cracking up. The petite redhead sitting next to them cocked her head to the side and pulled her phone out of her handbag. Beautiful Face just looked kind of pained, so Bucky redirected. He was a gentleman. He could take a hint. No hitting on beautiful guys who were uncomfortable with that sort of thing, no matter how lickable their jawlines were.

“Hello,” he repeated, doing his best to mind his manners. “I’m very sorry to bother you. Can I have a piggy-back ride?”
mcu  captain.america  avengers  pairing:james."bucky".barnes/steve.rogers  author:galwednesday  (au)  (content:meet.cute)  (content:intoxication)  (content:humor)  [rating:pants]  (words:2501-5k)  via:midnightbex  via:yarngeek 
january 2018 by trifles
Fic: Save a Horse, Ride a Captain [bucky/steve, captain america au]
Bucky tapped him on the shoulder, swaying back and forth a little as he waited for the man to turn around. “Hello,” he said, and then promptly forgot what else he was going to say, because this guy was fucking beautiful. “Wow. Good face.”

Two of the guy’s friends, a man wearing a suit that fit so well it had to be bespoke and a man with a cute little gap between his front teeth, started cracking up. The petite redhead sitting next to them cocked her head to the side and pulled her phone out of her handbag. Beautiful Face just looked kind of pained, so Bucky redirected. He was a gentleman. He could take a hint. No hitting on beautiful guys who were uncomfortable with that sort of thing, no matter how lickable their jawlines were.

“Hello,” he repeated, doing his best to mind his manners. “I’m very sorry to bother you. Can I have a piggy-back ride?”
mcu  captain.america  avengers  pairing:james."bucky".barnes/steve.rogers  author:galwednesday  (au)  (content:meet.cute)  (content:intoxication)  (content:humor)  [rating:pants]  (words:2501-5k)  via:midnightbex 
january 2018 by yarngeek
Fic: Save a Horse, Ride a Captain [bucky/steve, captain america au]
Bucky tapped him on the shoulder, swaying back and forth a little as he waited for the man to turn around. “Hello,” he said, and then promptly forgot what else he was going to say, because this guy was fucking beautiful. “Wow. Good face.”

Two of the guy’s friends, a man wearing a suit that fit so well it had to be bespoke and a man with a cute little gap between his front teeth, started cracking up. The petite redhead sitting next to them cocked her head to the side and pulled her phone out of her handbag. Beautiful Face just looked kind of pained, so Bucky redirected. He was a gentleman. He could take a hint. No hitting on beautiful guys who were uncomfortable with that sort of thing, no matter how lickable their jawlines were.

“Hello,” he repeated, doing his best to mind his manners. “I’m very sorry to bother you. Can I have a piggy-back ride?”
mcu  captain.america  avengers  pairing:james."bucky".barnes/steve.rogers  author:galwednesday  (au)  (content:meet.cute)  (content:intoxication)  (content:humor)  [rating:pants]  (words:2501-5k) 
january 2018 by midnightbex

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