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an iceberg with your name on it
modern!au where... i think i may have lost my mind? cucumberplane main ship, mo-->shang, bing-->yuan, plus uh. Only having one friend.

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“And that,” says Luo Binghe, the light reflecting red into his eyes as he stared at the bedroom across the garden and down a level, where Shen Yuan was sighing and smiling into his boyfriend’s mouth, glasses askew. “That’s where we bury Shang Qinghua’s body.”

“Oi.”

“You can keep him there forever,” says Binghe, as though this is supposed to appeal to him. “You know he’ll never leave you, never reject you, never suck face with anyone else.”

“Are you crying,” says MB.

“Of course I’m crying!” bawls Luo Binghe, beautiful face the picture of misery. “The love of my life is kissing some stupid little gremlin and you won’t even help me murder him!”
=scum.villain  2019  friendship(fandom.tag)  author:anon  wc:1-5k  high.school  humour  *shangqinghua/shenqingqiu  pining  university  modern.AU 
20 days ago by claudine
antigonish
'Shen Yuan' is a cursed existence, a tool of the SYSTEM.
wc:1-5k  2019  horror  =scum.villain  parallel.universes  post-canon  *luobinghe/shenqingqiu  author:anon 
24 days ago by claudine
Just Breathe
623 | Wylan's point of view in THE SCENE in Crooked Kingdom
fanfiction  fandom:ya  wordcount:0-2  genre:drabble  pairing:jesper/wylan  author:anon  rating:g 
25 days ago by jana_nox
know yourself
知彼知己,百战不殆
If you know your enemy and know yourself, then in a hundred battles you will not suffer one defeat
- Sun Tsu, Art of War.

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"Supporting character-" sputters Shang Qinghua. "Bro, Ling Li is a secondary protagonist, ok, at least! He's disillusioned after the murder of his master is covered up by the worst scum villain and the sect head looks the other way. He becomes the protagonist's best friend and top supporter after they meet and work to uncover the scum villain. He was strong enough to fight on par with Liu Qingge, and that's before he goes off on the training journey in the endless abyss where he meets Bing-ge. He's super good looking and he's fucking ripped. If I didn't make him stone-faced and bad with women, he would have been ripped apart by you assholes, my precious punching son. Don't look down on Ling Li!"

"Yes, fine," says Shen Qingqiu, rolling his eyes. "But I didn't murder Liu Qingge. So what's next?"
wc:10-15k  2019  author:anon  =scum.villain  *mobeijun/shangqinghua  canon.AU 
9 weeks ago by claudine
love thing addiction
恋物辟 - (sexual) fetishism

mobei jun was an impossibly attractive demon lord with inexhaustible stamina. but shang qinghua had had the internet.
author:anon  post-canon  porn  roleplaying  =scum.villain  2019  humour  wc:1-5k  *mobeijun/shangqinghua 
march 2019 by claudine
Love's Work
There is no democracy in any love relation, only mercy. - Gillian Rose, Love's Work.

tl;dr: idiots, in love
wc:1-5k  2019  =scum.villain  *mobeijun/shangqinghua  author:anon  canon  humour  courtship 
march 2019 by claudine
BREAKING NEWS!! CLERGYMAN CAUGHT SMUGGLING ENDANGERED IGUANA DURING AIRPORT CAVITY CHECK
How to resign from your shitty job with a bang. Starts by banging a hunky lizard despite you never attending any local scaly convention.
wc:1-5k  author:anon  2019  =scum.villain  *bing-ge/shenjiu  AU  religious.themes 
january 2019 by claudine
Fire No Guns, Shed No Tears - Anonymous - Iron Man (Comics) [Archive of Our Own]
10 November 1813
The Captain has not been spotted for nigh on four days — we all fear for the cargo she carries. To lose her would be to lose our young nation’s most precious treasure, our hope of fending off Great Britain and her puppet Commonwealth once and for all.

I told them not to risk it, I told them! The lake will claim what she will, and now too she holds the wealth, the legacy of this Brotherhood — nay, of these United States.

—After officially retiring from adventuring in 1940, Tony Stark has found an old Freemason's journal that says there's treasure buried at the bottom of one of the Great Lakes. What he ends up dredging up is significantly more interesting than gold.
[Steve is the anthropomorphic personification of a weapon Tony finds on an adventure]
fandom:avengers  verse:noir  year:2018  length:01K-05K  author:anon  setting:beach  notes:delightful  character-type:pirate 
january 2019 by rainbowslinky
Escape - Anonymous - Marvel 616 [Archive of Our Own]
Tony Stark is tired of rebuilding. He finds escape the way he usually does, down at the bottom of the bottle . . . But it's okay. It's safe this time. Virtual reality isn't, after all, real.
fandom:avengers  verse:616  p:marvel:tony/steve  subject:alcohol  year:2018  length:01K-05K  author:anon 
december 2018 by rainbowslinky
You're the Perfect Lullaby by Anon
(8,200) His name is Joonmyun, and sometimes—half the time—Sehun is married to him.
fandom:exo  Wordcount:5k-10k  Rating:NC-17  Author:Anon  pairing:sehun/suho  Genre:ModernAU  Genre:Drama 
december 2018 by sleepy_orange
Unexpected Landmark by anonymous
(4,629) Even if Sehun was a little homesick studying abroad, he expected to make it through. Somehow, he finds a little piece of home at the end of a camera strap.
fandom:exo  pairing:sehun/suho  Wordcount:<5k  Rating:PG-13  Author:Anon  Trope:StupidBoyLove  Genre:ModernAU  Genre:Fluff 
december 2018 by sleepy_orange
Sloppy Seconds - Anonymous - Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]
5 times Sam gets sloppy seconds and one time he has Dean all for himself. (Or, 11 times Dean has sex.)
fandom:Supernatural  pairing:dean/sam  pairing:dean/others  author:anon  length:10-20k 
july 2018 by starkandspangle
Doused; orphan_account
Dean gets covered in fairy dust during a hunt. It makes him completely irresistible. Oblivious, he insists on a drink before calling it a night, wreaking havoc on men, women, and Sam's tightly wound self-control.
supernatural  sam_dean  first-time  pining!sam  pining!dean  kink:rimming  kink:sexpollen  genre:hurt_comfort  cursed!dean  archive:lj  havepdf  rating:nc-17  author:anon  0-5k  tissie  ~ 
march 2018 by Itsokaydean
Bitchface No.5; orphan_account
There's a new kid in school and Sam is being a bitch, but Dean doesn't see how the two things are related.
supernatural  genre:au  sam_dean  au:highschool  established!relationship  jealous!sam  clueless!dean  archive:ao3  havepdf  author:anon  5-10k  rating:nc-17  tissie  ~ 
february 2018 by Itsokaydean
Recipe for a Successful Relationship; orphan_account
If there’s one thing Jared Padalecki knows, it’s food. His butter-poached lobster with a butternut squash gratin could make you weep and if challenged he could julienne a carrot with his eyes closed. He’s at home in the kitchen and now—busier than ever with his own restaurant—he occasionally feels like the kitchen ishis home. That isn’t to say he’s not happy, though—because he is. Real happy. In fact, things outside the kitchen are better than ever as his relationship with his best friend, Jensen Ackles, begins to evolve from casual sex into something more. All that’s left is to figure out how to balance his personal and professional life, which should be about as easy as the perfect consommé.
rps  jared_jensen  cook!jared  fisherman!jensen  tired!jared  friendw!benefits  friendstolovers  rating:R  archive:ao3  author:anon  havepdf  tissie  ~  genre:hurt_comfort  genre:schmoop  10-15k  genre:au  au:cooks  au:regular!joes  challenge:reversebang 
january 2018 by Itsokaydean

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