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If You Liked The Book, You'll Hate The Movie - Chapter 1 - by paperclipbitch - fandom X-Men: First Class (2011) [Archive of Our Own]
“What have you done this week?” Mr Lehnsherr asks, looking bored. The desk is covered in staples today; Hank doesn’t ask. “Decided to develop a cocaine habit?”

“No, sir,” Hank tells him. “I’ve done nothing this week.”

Mr Lehnsherr nods; Hank can’t work out if this is good or bad, but he suspects that Mr Lehnsherr enjoys keeping his students guessing.

“Well then,” he says, reaching for a box file and looking inside, “I can give you a questionnaire on self-harming, or a quiz to test your drug knowledge while subtly trying to brainwash you into believing that all drugs will lead you to die homeless and celibate under a bridge.”

Hank considers his options and then says: “you’re mentoring Alex Summers.”

[No powers, high school AU, Erik is a guidance counselor. Everyone is horribly dysfunctional and it's played for LOLs; I enjoyed it a lot but ymmv. Five chapters, five different viewpoint characters. -L]
x-men  fanfic  slash  het  author.paperclipbitch  rec.all_fanfic 
april 2012 by lorem_ipsum
paperclipbitch: "Snakes and Ladders Are Banned In Here", X-Men: First Class, Charles/Erik
Author's Summary: Set post movie. They never meet in public; not for fear of getting caught, but because they’re too aware of innocent bystanders.

Excerpt: If no one draws first blood then maybe no one ever has to bleed.
x-men  fanfic  slash  sfw  charles/erik  angst  author.paperclipbitch  rec.all_fanfic  rec.flawless 
november 2011 by lorem_ipsum

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