au:beethechange   14

When Your Heart Beats Next to Mine by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane, Ryan/Shane/Curly. Shane's joke on camera about Ryan's "virginity" leads to Curly offering up a suggested fun activity for the rest of the evening. Ryan, surprisingly, is down. // 10.7K, rotating POV, threesome roleplay with accompanying awkwardness and earnestness and a good time had by all. Wasn't certain how Curly OTT would work out in a sex scene, but it turned out fine.
Ryan perches there, sipping his mini-bar concoction. Somewhere along the way he toed out of his ghoul-hunting boots. His socked feet, crossed at the ankles in an attempt at casual, strike Shane as an effective touch, beautifully art-directed for vulnerability.
There might be too many producers in this hotel room.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej/CurlyVelasquez  ref:yenta  ref:roleplay  ref:virginity  ref:ep-related  ref:humor  ref:threesome  ref:banter  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
11 weeks ago by zhena
You Make the World Seem Bigger by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. "Ryan and Shane film a Supernatural episode in the Pine Barrens on the elusive Jersey Devil. They don’t manage to find it, but a few months after filming, one definitely finds them. And it’s decided they’d make great adoptive parents." // 40K. So Ryan and Shane together raise a mini-Jersey Devil from egg to toddling while tiptoeing around their own relationship. Not a huge fan of kidfic, and can't believe I read this one all in one go. What is this world coming to? How can this ficcer perfectly wallow in every trope in the book yet can't tell faze and phase apart? So many questions. Anyway, weirdly good, occasionally schoompy fic that I enjoyed muchly and will probably read again sometime. Better make a cryptid tag.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  gen  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:kidfic  ref:families  ref:cryptid  ref:molasses  ref:first-time  ref:yenta  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
february 2019 by zhena
Far Too Many Bats by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. "Following a harrowing experience filming at Yuma Territorial Prison, Ryan's desperate to find a way to stop thinking about bats (hearing bats, smelling bats...). Shane has some ideas because he is a helpful problem-solving sort of person." // 7K, PWP. Shane's cure for anxiety = bossy sex.
“Your pupils are still dilated,” Shane says. “Did you do hard drugs when I wasn’t looking, or is this some kind of lasting bat-related trauma that you’re going to need therapy for when we get back to L.A.?”
“The batter,” Ryan says. “Uh. The latter. I’ll put it on BuzzFeed’s tab.”
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:PWP  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
january 2019 by zhena
Full-Court Press by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. "To be clear, these are not tactics Ryan would recommend. Being an athleisure-obsessed pervert, and lying, and clothes-sabotage: these are not things he’s proud of. But they have undeniably worked." // 12K. That is, Ryan discovers that his ~thing for basketball jerseys is possibly kink flavored -- specifically when worn by Shane, who never wears them. So Ryan takes (weird) steps to remedy that situation. Not too long, rather goofy.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:pining  ref:humor  ref:miscommunication  ref:first-time  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
october 2018 by zhena
Pushing All Your Buttons by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. "Ryan and Shane get stuck in an elevator at Buzzfeed HQ. There is tension. They relieve the tension. That’s it, that’s the fic." // 9.6K, PWP (with feels), Shane POV all. So they argue, kiss, attempt to be action heroes, fail bigly, then the big reveal: sex crocodile. This one's fun as well.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:PWP  ref:closetsex  ref:banter  ref:UST  ref:pining  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
october 2018 by zhena
A Perfect Piece of Ass, Like Every Californian by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Shane/Sara/Ryan. For Shane's birthday, Sara gets him a fun present they can both enjoy. // 25.7K (total), PWP. Wasn't entirely sure how I'd take to this threesome variation, but it's OK. Mildly funny, is not filled with Deep Discussions (thank ghu), and contains a Rube Goldberg joke (always a plus). Chapter 3 is all Ryan POV on the shenanigans.
“Happy birthday, Shane,” Sara says. “I got you a Ryan.”
“Th—thanks?” Shane says. He looks at Ryan and Ryan just looks back, weirdly impassive, giving nothing away. “But I’m pretty sure I already have a Ryan in this model. What’s the return policy?”
“Not like this, you don’t,” she says, raising her eyebrows meaningfully. Out of the corner of his eye Shane can see Ryan bring his hand to his mouth, stifling a snicker that he turns into a cough. Oh, he thinks.
Oh shit.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  het  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej/SaraRubin  ref:PWP  ref:threesome  ref:poly  ref:established  ref:first-time  ref:voyeurism  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
september 2018 by zhena
I’ve Kissed You Before, but I Didn’t Do It Right (Can I Try Again) by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. "After months of mooning around each other, forces (read: alcohol, nerves, gravity, tender feelings) conspire to ruin Ryan and Shane’s first night together. With a little help from their friends, dramatic training montages set to 80’s rock anthems, and the early filmography of Harrison Ford, can our heroes get things back on track?" // 23K. Starts off with a bout of mortifying -- but also hilarious -- bad sex, with subsequent moping and avoidance and aaaangst and suchlike. Ultimately HEA, but it takes a while to get there.
Ryan imagines a training montage set to “Eye of the Tiger” in which he inserts larger and larger fake dicks in himself to rounds of cheering applause and then, after removing said dicks, he does a victory run up the Rocky steps.
And that’s ... it’s weird, but in service of a proper seduction —- *the thrill of the fight!* he thinks with a touch of hysteria —- there might be something to it. If dudes are going to be a thing that he does now, he’s going to do it right.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:badsex  ref:first-time  ref:pining  ref:miscommunication  ref:angst  ref:humor  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
september 2018 by zhena
Out of Control with Ryan by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. Ryan inadvertently gets addicted to watching a romance unfold between Sims versions of himself and Shane - and grows resentful of Sim Ryan living his best life. // 5.5K. A kooky variation on a voyeurism fic, set after "In Control with Kelsey." Lots of pining (and no homicide?). Fun fic, with the usual embarrassing-yet-somehow-hilarious reveal that this au generally includes.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:pining  ref:humor  ref:voyeurism  ref:videogame  ref:first-time  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
august 2018 by zhena
Muscles Better and Nerves More by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. "A certain meddling Voodoo Queen of New Orleans thinks Ryan and Shane need some new perspective on life. After an inadvisable ritual deposits Ryan in Shane’s body, and Shane in Ryan’s, the ghoulboys pursue some soul-searching and self-discovery to put things right. Sometimes in a sexy way." // 26K, alternating POV. Bodyswap fic with a fairly inventive setup (the loa seem to be fanficcers, so it ends as these things generally do). I like that this one covers several months (rather than the usual week or so), and in this case the slo-mo progression works pretty well. Fun read.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:bodyswap  ref:curse  ref:pining  ref:molasses  ref:miscommunication  ref:pretendcouple  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
august 2018 by zhena
In These Frozen and Silent Nights by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. "Planning a shoot at a remote cabin in Vermont the week before Christmas wasn't Ryan’s best-ever idea. Taking a leisurely walk in a blizzard wasn't Shane’s. Scrap the ep, there’s a new plan: survive the storm, stay warm, try not to kill each other, and figure some shit out along the way." // 25K, Shane POV all. So clearly Ryan here is not a reader of fanfic, or he would know: a cabin that lacks propane, oil, gas generator, or even a bigass stack of wood is a Canadian shack, and its purpose is porn. Fic does take a v.v. long time to get to the boning, but it's time well spent; at several points was laughing like a loon.
Shane’s not sure how much time has elapsed since Ryan well and truly began to panic, but it’s been at least half an hour.
Shane’s not ready to admit that they’re lost, but he’s also forced to concede that they’re not _not_ lost.
“And people always take their clothes off when they get hypothermia, did you know that? So they’re going to say it was weird sex cult stuff. They will.”
“Shut up, Ryan. Let me think. We’re probably not going to die but I just, I need a minute.”
“I can’t help it, I’m going insane, this is snow madness. If you die first I am going to cut you open and huddle inside your body for warmth like a Tauntaun.”
“Sounds like something a sex cultist would say, but I’m glad you have a solid plan B.”
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  RPS  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:CanadianShack  ref:huddling-for-warmth  ref:bffs-to-lovers  ref:humor  ref:angst  ref:pining  ref:UST  ref:first-time  ref:molasses  via:elise.grey  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
august 2018 by zhena
Hold Your Breath, It Gets Better by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. While they're working at Ryan's place, Shane opens the wrong drawer in search of camera batteries. Or maybe the right drawer. Certainly the revelatory drawer. // 10K, Ryan POV. PWP with an extended setup, eventually featuring "butt stuff" (but no aliens), that had me laughing out loud actual a few times.

* "A Suspicion of Feelings," https://archiveofourown.org/works/16739461 "Ryan’s living in his worst nightmare: a PG-rated romantic comedy, the kind that airs on the Hallmark Channel in December. The kind where all the characters learn the true meaning of Christmas but nobody comes." // 14K. After the fun sex toy evening, nothing in the way of sexyteims really happens, and Ryan mopes and angsts. It gets better.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:PWP  ref:first-time  ref:humor  ref:banter  ref:sextoys  ref:bffs-to-lovers  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
august 2018 by zhena
The Denial Twist by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. After their Mothman taunting in WV, both start to show up in each other's surreal, vaguely historical dreams. But when a Knott's Berry Farm dream turns homicidal, they admit their situation's completely out of control. // 35K. So dream sharing, USTing, potentially a supernatural yenta. Fun stuff. Obviously a fantasy because no one's bare ass gets chomped by mosquitoes.
slash  via:as_lld_again  fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:ep-related  ref:cryptid  ref:dreams  ref:angst  ref:denial  ref:UST  ref:fantasy  ref:miscommunication  ref:yenta  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
july 2018 by zhena
Everything's Weird and We're Always in Danger by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. They're doing an overnight in a supposedly haunted hotel when Ryan acquires the persistent hard-on from hell. Shane's skeptical about the whole ritual cure of curses notion but selflessly agrees to help him out. // ~16K. Shane POV, case fic, after a fashion. (Still cannot believe I've now sat through all those Unsolved episodes and even that fucking hot daga thing. The real curse here is Fandom...) Not exactly WNGWJLEO in the traditional sense but next-door to it.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  RPS  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:casefic  ref:fuckordie  ref:curse  ref:humor  ref:angst  ref:bros  ref:bffs-to-lovers  via:Aidara  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
july 2018 by zhena
I’m Gonna Keep You in Love with Me (for a While) by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. Accidentally drunk married in Vegas! And posted on Instagram, of course. But Shane has a plan.
"Okay," Shane says finally. "Okay. Here's what we're going to do. We're just going to— we're going to be married. The only way out is through."
"Um," Ryan says, because this plan strikes him as counterproductive to their shared goal of not being married.
// 22K, Ryan POV. Really fun, excellent example of the genre with a cute epilogue.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  RPS  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:accidental-marriage  ref:pretendcouple  ref:humor  ref:first-time  ref:pining  ref:bffs-to-lovers  via:as_lld_again  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
may 2018 by zhena

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