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Coming Home by astolat
Transformers, Megatron/Orion. "Megatron went back to Kaon." // 21.4K. So as I understand this, the war is over and Megatron (POV) returns to a deserted, ruined world to wallow in sadness, starts to rebuild it for no real reason, but then a variety of social castoffs begin to show up and help, then he stumbles over something he never could have expected down a mineshaft. I don't go here, but there's sufficient info to figure out what's what and who is who. Starts off as all about the tragedy but eventually does manage a touching HEA.
fanfic  Transformers  slash  pair:OptimusPrime/Megatron  ref:robots  ref:angst  ref:pining  ref:enemyslash  ref:first-time  ref:virginity  via:as_lld_again  au:astolat  fandom:Transformers 
18 days ago by zhena
Project Bang by astolat
Transformers, Optimus Prime/Megatron. "Ratchet shrugged tolerantly when Optimus asked his opinion. 'I think it’s more a lark than anything, but we can all use a lark, now and then.'" Utilizing probes and ports to re-create human entertainment has a salutatory impact on group morale! Then the enemy takes countermeasures. // 5K. Funny enemy slash filled with odd, porny situations. I didn't have a healing-cock tag before because I avoid that sort of thing. Why am I still reading these, I need to work.
fanfic  Transformers  slash  pair:OptimusPrime/Megatron  ref:robots  ref:humor  ref:enemysex  ref:enemyslash  ref:dubcon  ref:first-time  ref:fuckingmachine  ref:healing-cock  au:astolat  fandom:Transformers 
september 2018 by zhena
Victory Condition by astolat
Transformers, Optimus Prime/Megatron. "'Do you want me to tell you a story?' Megatron said mockingly. 'You won’t like it, Prime. It's not a very nice one.'" After OP and M are trapped together by a cave-in with no hope of rescue, it's time to get to get better acquainted! // 37K. Wow. Cyber enemy-slash with tragic backstory oversharing, political philosophical maneuvering, and impromptu poetry slamming. Also deeply porny: first time I've read a character talked into non-coning himself. I don't know (or want to know) anything about this fandom; even so, this fic turned out to be astonishingly readable.
[via reccer(s)] Jfc, this story is unreasonably good. Like, this is a fandom where I have no idea if it bears much resemblance to canon but *who cares*.// Yup.
Kept seeing Pinboard peeps linking to latest astolat Transformer weirdness, and had no plans (NONE) to read any of it. You guys. O_o;;;
fanfic  Transformers  slash  pair:OptimusPrime/Megatron  ref:robots  ref:enemyslash  ref:enemysex  ref:tenacles  ref:dubcon  ref:politics  ref:first-time  ref:angst  ref:backstory  via:spatz  via:Harpijka  au:astolat  fandom:Transformers 
september 2018 by zhena
By Any Other Name by astolat
Witcher, Geralt/Emhyr. Vesemir takes in Duny, a stray he'd found in the woods, for witcher training in payment for removing his curse. Vesemir doesn't trust him, but over time fellow trainee Geralt becomes more and more fascinated with him. // 25K, multi-POV. Long, plotty training fic culminating in a conspiracy (that's always fun).

* "Demands of the Dead," Duny lights remembrance candles. // <1K, gen. Extra midfic scene.
fanfic  Witcher  slash  gen  pair:Geralt/Emhyr  AU  ref:fork  ref:UST  ref:teenagers  ref:conspiracy  ref:first-time  au:astolat  au:shallot  fandom:Witcher 
january 2018 by zhena
Beneath The Coming Frost by astolat
Witcher, Geralt/Avallac'h. Geralt and Avallac'h roadtrip the portals, peer at the White Frost, then hang chez Ge’els -- and resolve an argument about bloodlines. // 4K. Complexicated little fic filled with worldbuilding backstory. Then sudden sex pollen! Evidently elf logic = fanfic logic: all dilemmas solved with a sex scene. ^___^
fanfic  Witcher  slash  pair:Geralt/Avallac'h  yuletide  yuletide2017  ref:backstory  ref:curse  ref:dubcon  ref:sexpollen  ref:first-time  ref:frenemies  au:astolat  fandom:Witcher 
january 2018 by zhena
By Any Other Name, by astolat
25,418 words | Vesemir wasn't sure what he'd done to deserve any of this.
au:astolat  misc  fanfic 
september 2017 by biwa
The War of Silver and Ash by astolat
Witcher, Geralt/Emhyr. After killing/surviving the master vampire Orianna, Geralt writes a book on the threat posed by vampires, and he delivers it to someone he thinks might be interested. Emhyr, having conquered the known world, is at something of a loose end. // 16K of conspiracy and plottiness. Pretty engrossing extension of the universe, seems like. The shipping is mostly secondary to the main plot. The linked vid immediately sets up the fic, so I think it's a necessary watch, but knowledge of the game in general not needed.
fanfic  Witcher  slash  gen  pair:Geralt/Emhyr  ref:first-time  ref:plot  ref:vampires  ref:videogame  ref:best-of-rec  au:astolat  fandom:Witcher 
june 2017 by zhena
Misethere by astolat
Witcher, Geralt/Emhyr. After a plot to dose Emhyr with a misethere potion succeeds -- but with the wrong object -- Geralt unfortunately finds himself the sole focus of the emperor's amorous attentions. But neither Emhyr nor Yenniferr is willing to compromise, and Geralt has his ward Cillia's future as the heir to Emhyr's empire to consider as well. // 46K! The longest sex pollen fic I've ever seen. A complicated, interesting plot with political shenanigans and a surprise twist toward the end. Also noticed a lot of comparisons with the Dresden Files in the comments, and I'd agree: it does read like an extended Marcone/Harry fantasy AU. Huh.
fanfic  Witcher  slash  pair:Geralt/Emhyr  ref:sexpollen  ref:curse  ref:plot  ref:pining  ref:dubcon  ref:videogame  ref:first-time  ref:best-of-rec  au:astolat  fandom:Witcher 
february 2017 by zhena
Cursed by astolat
Witcher, Geralt/Emhyr, Geralt/Lambert. Geralt is cursed to lose the use of his sword arm until he's fucked by the emperor himself. Who, surprisingly, obliges. This, in turn, triggers an inrequited crush the size of the empire. // 8.7K. LOL. Entertaining, industrial strength piiiining, and no canon knowledge required, tho the video link to drunken shennigans is useful.
fanfic  Witcher  slash  pair:Geralt/Emhyr  pair:Geralt/Lambert  ref:videogame  ref:curse  ref:dubcon  ref:pining  ref:humor  au:astolat  fandom:Witcher 
february 2017 by zhena
Jeeves and the Blessed Indiscretion by astolat
Jeeves & Wooster, Bertie/Jeeves. Bertie, upon discovering that a louche type is putting the squeeze on his valet for reasons unknown, sails off to investigate and resolve the problem. In the intimitable Wooster manner. // 4K. Much fun. Read this back when it was first posted.
fanfic  Jeeves-and-Wooster  Wodehouse  slash  pair:Jeeves/Wooster  yuletide  yuletide2004  ref:plot  ref:humor  ref:pastiche  via:gaealynn  au:astolat  fandom:PGWodehouse 
january 2017 by zhena
Blooded Crown, by astolat
24,293 words | “You need not thank me,” Emhyr said. “I have an ulterior motive.”

It annoyed Geralt to be surprised. He should’ve known from the start. “Yeah?” The words came out with a little bite. “Have another daughter you need me to track down?”
au:astolat  misc  fanfic 
january 2017 by biwa
Misethere, by astolat
46,216 words | Emhyr was looking at him for once, with a strange expression. “I have misjudged you,” he said, sounding irritated actually: how dare Geralt surprise him.

“I get that a lot,” Geralt said.
au:astolat  misc  fanfic 
january 2017 by biwa
Loves Me Not, by astolat
4,585 words | And after that -- hell, it was just irresistible. Rodney knew, after all, it wasn't like John was putting anything over on him, and if Rodney didn't mind a little inappropriate touching in exchange for chocolate, music files, Ancient-device-activation, and so on, that was his business, John figured. Although he did feel a little guilty for scheduling the flying lessons during Dr. Brown's day off.
mckay/sheppard  sga  fanfic  au:astolat 
september 2016 by biwa
Under the Sea, by astolat
4,405 words | "Uh, so," John—the princess was improbably named John—said, the next morning.

"Right," Rodney said, staring.
au:astolat  mckay/sheppard  sga  fanfic 
september 2016 by biwa
Transcendental, by astolat
45,137 words | John went flying around the desk, hauled Rodney out of his chair, and pinned him down on the desk. "Watch the laptops!" Rodney said, shoving the coffee mugs off onto the floor and out of the way.

"I don't believe you!" John yelled in his face. "Open the goddamn door!"

Rodney let his head fall back against the desk. "No, no, and also? No." He started ticking points off on the fingers of his hand. "No, I'm not going to let you out of this room, and no, you can't go blow up the bunker, and no, I'm not intimidated, because no, you're not going to beat me up, or shoot me, or even hurt me -- "

John kissed him, pushing up hard between his legs and spreading him out on the desk, and Rodney's hands scrabbled at him for about half a second, then dug right into his hair and pulled him down: closer, deeper, all the way in.
mckay/sheppard  sga  fanfic  au:astolat 
august 2016 by biwa
No Refunds or Exchanges, by astolat
10,659 words | It shouldn't have been that hard to get good help.

For the sga_flashfic Harlequin challenge.
au:astolat  mckay/sheppard  sga  fanfic 
august 2016 by biwa
Oblivious, by astolat
8,100 words | Rodney swallowed. "Okay. It's not that last night wasn't great -- " even if, okay, John had kind of fallen down on the job, but it wasn't his fault Dr. Kohler was an incompetent moron who shouldn't be allowed within fifty feet of Ancient technology, " -- and it's not you. I mean, it's definitely not you, what with the, um," he swallowed again, trying not to look at John, "being hot, and um, smart, and funny and, I realize this makes me sound like a complete loser -- "

"Wait, wait a second," John said, sounding totally baffled. "Are you trying to dump me?"

Rodney stopped, annoyed. "Well, I'm sorry if it's a new experience for you!"

John sputtered, "That's not -- we aren't -- I didn't even -- " He still sounded outraged more than anything.
au:astolat  mckay/sheppard  sga  fanfic 
august 2016 by biwa
Time in a Bottle, by astolat
14,216 words | To see a World in a Grain of Sand / And a Heaven in a Wild Flower / Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand / And Eternity in an hour.
au:astolat  mckay/sheppard  sga  fanfic 
august 2016 by biwa
Tango, by astolat
7,012 words | "All right, if you put it that way, it might make a certain depraved kind of logical sense," Rodney said, grumpily.
au:astolat  sga  fanfic 
august 2016 by biwa

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