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Pride - astolat - Game of Thrones (TV)
Jaime didn’t understand why Cersei suddenly insisted on trimming his hair and shaving his beard, but he also didn’t care to fight her on it, even though he’d just as soon have kept the beard: it was bitterly cold in the small tower room with its arrow-slits. At night, even curled together under the two blankets they’d been allotted, it took the better part of an hour before their bodies could warm the bed enough to sleep. (22,739 words; Cersei Lannister / Jaime Lannister / Brienne of Tarth)
game.of.thrones  astolat 
7 weeks ago by theodosia21
Mostly Harmless
"Well, I'm glad you were able to evade the, um -- "

"Highly dangerous aliens?" Rodney said, glaring.

"You know, some of them were pink," Ford put in, with a straight face.

Teyla said calmly, "Truly, Dr. Weir, they were mostly harmless."
sga  mcshep  canon  team  humor  first!time  astolat  1000-9999 
11 weeks ago by popkin16
Emblazoning - astolat - Merlin (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Morgana turned away from the high, barred window and rubbed her arms, chilled and bare. Arthur was sitting in the dirty straw at the very limit of his chains, which kept him a few inches too far away to touch Merlin's limp body. Outside they were putting up the stake.
fic  merlin  astolat 
11 weeks ago by trinityclare
The Parent Trap - astolat - Transformers: Prime [Archive of Our Own]
“Oh my God, are you saying that Megatron had Optimus’s baby?” Miko shrieked piercingly, and there was a heavy clanging down the hall as Optimus shut the door to his small private chamber, closing himself in.
transformers  fic  optimus/megatron  kidfic  astolat  from instapaper
march 2019 by inkjunket
Not A Word - astolat
"“Goblins not asking help,” warty face said, making a disgusted expression. “Goblins trade for help. Goblins have king. Goblins give king back, for help.”

“Oh, of all the—” Arthur ground his jaw. His father was going to love this. “There will be no ransom. Camelot does not negotiate with those who offer violence to our realm. If you want our aid, release me at once, and sue our mercy for whatever it is you want.”

“Goblins not want help from Camelot,” the goblin said. “Goblins want help from Emrys.” And then he looked at Merlin. “You help, goblins give you back king.”

“What?” Arthur said, looking at Merlin, who even upside down looked fairly alarmed. “You idiots, that’s Merlin. He’s my servant.”"
merlin  merlin:merlin/arthur  astolat  canon-based  firsttime  humor  PG-13  length:1-5k  saved:mobi 
march 2019 by citibyrd
The Parent Trap - astolat - Transformers: Prime
“Oh my God, are you saying that Megatron had Optimus’s baby?” Miko shrieked piercingly. (17,924 words)
transformers  astolat  awesome-all  awesome-short 
february 2019 by theodosia21
Excessively Clever - astolat - Transformers Generation One
“Don’t let this become one of the occasions you get excessively clever, Swindle," Megatron said. "My patience for the current situation is highly limited.” (18,607 words)
transformers  astolat 
february 2019 by theodosia21
A Degree of Compatibility - astolat - Transformers Animated (2007)
“And what’s the price for a Decepticon leader’s help these days?" Optimus said. "Head of his captor on a pike?”

The Councillors started falling over each other hurriedly protesting, no, no, of course not, how could Optimus think, never—and Megatron laughed over them all and said, “It’s not your head I want to mount. I have demanded you as my consort.”

“Okay, well, that’s—unexpected,” Optimus said, blankly. (8,500 words)
transformers  astolat  oneshot 
february 2019 by theodosia21
Not A Word - astolat - Merlin (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“Emrys serves king. Big waste, you ask me. Us following you all day. Emrys say, ‘Goblins watching.’ King tramp all over making noise. Emrys say, ‘look out trap.’ King go in trap.” He and several of the other goblins all shook their heads disapprovingly, while Arthur seriously contemplated cutting the rope at once and swinging himself onto their heads and seeing how many of them he could take out.
merlin  fic  arthur/merlin  short  astolat  from instapaper
february 2019 by inkjunket
Newts - astolat - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
“I’m twenty-eight!” Harry said. “I’ve been an Auror for ten years! You want me to go back to Hogwarts now?"
fic  ao3  potter  draco/harry  E  astolat  post-war  C  single  CD  EWE  professors  sabotage 
december 2018 by wellfourthings
Matched Set - astolat - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
“No one asked you to look, did they?” Draco said, eyes glittering and intent on Harry’s face—like he’d just wiped off the years and turned back in time to when their greatest ambition in life had been to knock the other off his broom in front of the school and grab the Snitch first, before they’d both gone to war and come back with scars.
fic  ao3  potter  draco/harry  E  astolat  eighth-year  C  single  CD  size-kink 
december 2018 by wellfourthings
Traveling Far - astolat - Game of Thrones (TV)
Three weeks into their delightful slog across Westeros, during yet another charming day of shitting in the woods, eating half-raw squirrel, and trudging his feet bloody, the single most dour and uninteresting woman Jaime had ever met in all of Westeros stopped in the middle of a field, drew a deep breath, and said, “When I was seven, my aunt came to visit with her son. My father told me that as the daughter of the house, it was my duty to show hospitality to my guests and to be gracious to them. I wanted to make him proud. So for three weeks, I let my cousin follow me around and talk to me about spiders.” (24,609 words)
astolat  game.of.thrones 
november 2018 by theodosia21
Under Hill - astolat - Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]
"Can't we just kill a bunch of elves without having to talk about our feelings?" Dean said.
Supernatural  astolat  shalott  amnesia  :) 
november 2018 by zing_och
Traveling Far
Three weeks into their delightful slog across Westeros, during yet another charming day of shitting in the woods, eating half-raw squirrel, and trudging his feet bloody, the single most dour and uninteresting woman Jaime had ever met in all of Westeros stopped in the middle of a field, drew a deep breath, and said, “When I was seven, my aunt came to visit with her son. My father told me that as the daughter of the house, it was my duty to show hospitality to my guests and to be gracious to them. I wanted to make him proud. So for three weeks, I let my cousin follow me around and talk to me about spiders.”
misc:small-fandom  canon  au  romance  humor  first!time  action/adventure  hurt/comfort  kid!fic  marriage  outside.pov  astolat 
october 2018 by popkin16

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