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Putting the F-U-N in Funeral - apocryphal - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
"Hale & Daughters Funeral Home," Derek says dully. "Oh ho! And which daughter are you?" Derek casts his eyes up to the ceiling. It's going to be one of those calls.(In which Derek is a bored secretary, Stiles is a baker who may or may not have ulterior motives, and there are entirely too many macaroons.) (Words: 10811)
rating:teenandupaudiences  pairing:derekhale/stilesstilinski  pairing:corahale/isaaclahey  pairing:laurahale/lydiamartin  alternateuniverse-human  alternateuniverse-nohalefire  alivehalefamily  administrativeassistantderekhale  bakerstilesstilinski  wakes&funerals  bakery  bakedgoods  bamflydiamartin  awesomelaurahale  awesomecorahale  fluffandhumor  snark  siblinglove  noonedies  happyending  gardenerderekhale  podficavailable 
12 weeks ago by cas3y5
The Methodology of Magic
"You can't be a werewolf and a witch!" Stiles says.

"Why not?" Peter asks. He looks entirely too amused.

"They're conflicting magics!" Stiles says. "It's impossible!"

"And yet, here we are," Peter says.

And...well, yeah. In the face of overwhelming evidence, Stiles' worldview is going to have to shift a bit. Werewolves can do magic, okay. Stiles also can do magic. Slightly more mind-boggling, but okay, he did levitate a cat after all. Said cat then led him through the woods to a magic werewolf's house. God.

Or

Based on Mysenia's prompt where Stiles' familiar tries to find creative ways to introduce him to his magic.
Author:Triangulum  TeenWolf  Slash  fanfic  Peter/Stiles  Romance  Smut  Hurt/Comfort  Relationship:FirstTime  Peter/Chris/Stiles  Bottom!Stiles  Top!Peter  Top!Chris  OralSex  Barebacking  AlternateUniverse-WerewolvesAreKnown  AlternateUniverse-NoHaleFire  Magical!Stiles  Magical!Peter  Familiars  Length:20.000-50.000  MultiChapter 
december 2018 by Ambrosine8
Ink Blossoms
"So, you're going to ruin your niece's baby shower with flowers in the wrong color?" the florist, Stiles, asks when they reach the counter. He pulls out a binder and starts flipping through it.

"Not ruin. Mildly inconvenience," Peter says.

"Right, messing with a hormonal pregnant woman seems like a great plan."

"To be fair, her fiance and the father of her baby is my ex-boyfriend," Peter says. "And we weren't broken up when they started 'dating'."

Stiles looks up at him in surprise. "And you're still getting her flowers?" he asks.

"It's under duress, I assure you," Peter says. He absolutely wouldn't be here if his alpha hadn't ordered it.

"Well, shit, yeah, let's get you some purple revenge flowers," Stiles says.
Author:Triangulum  TeenWolf  Slash  fanfic  Peter/Stiles  Romance  Smut  Fluff  Relationship:FirstTime  AlternateUniverse-WerewolvesAreKnown  AlternateUniverse-NoHaleFire  Bottom!Stiles  Top!Peter  Length:20.000-50.000  OneShot 
december 2018 by Ambrosine8
e-Missary
Peter Hale has a tension headache building behind his eyes, a nephew who has picked the wrong time to have a crisis of conscience, and a bound and gagged college freshman in the trunk of his car as he speeds north along Highway 101. This is not how he intended his weekend to go, but Peter is nothing if not adaptable.
Author:DiscontentedWinter  TeenWolf  Slash  fanfic  Peter/Stiles  Humor  Fluff  Relationship:FirstTime  AlternateUniverse-CanonDivergence  Emissary!Stiles  Magical!Stiles  Kidnapping  Misunderstanding  AlternateUniverse-NoHaleFire  Length:5000-10.000  OneShot 
march 2018 by Ambrosine8
Silver and Fire
Every single day, Stiles is reminded of who he is. "You're an Argent. You're made of silver and fire." He's been trained, honed to be deadly and vicious without remorse. He's been taught to kill monsters indiscriminately because they're volatile and dangerous and need to be put down. He's been taught hate and violence and rage.

The thing is, Stiles also remembers. He pretends he doesn't, because to remember is dangerous, but he remembers the local wolf pack run by his mother's friend, Talia Hale.

Or

Stiles' mother ran away from her family and the Argent legacy. When she and the sheriff die, Gerard is given custody over Stiles and raises him as a hunter.
Author:Triangulum  TeenWolf  Slash  fanfic  Peter/Stiles  Angst  Drama  Hurt/Comfort  Violence  Abuse  Relationship:Pre-Slash  StilesArgent  AlternateUniverse-CanonDivergence  AlternateUniverse-NoHaleFire  Length:10.000-20.000  OneShot 
december 2017 by Ambrosine8
Spark Stiles Stilinski: Alleged Wolfnapper (ft. Werewolf Derek Hale: Naked and Four Inches Tall)
"As per Laura’s instructions, Derek had gone out to meet with a witch who could potentially be their Emissary.

Except.

Except she was not exactly magnanimous when Derek had turned down her advances. Which Derek still blamed on Laura. So now, he was four inches tall. And separated from his Pack. And stuck in an apartment that smelled of overly horny young adult, and curly fries, and fox, and werewolf, and the overpowering smell of cinnamon/lightning/rain/pine/apple. And he's naked because apparently, clothes don’t shrink with you when you’re hit with a shrinking spell. Who fucking knew? Not Derek."
Author:nerdfightingwhovian  TeenWolf  Slash  fanfic  Derek/Stiles  Humor  Relationship:FirstTime  Magical!Stiles  Spark!Stiles  AlternateUniverse-WerewolvesAreKnown  AlternateUniverse-NoHaleFire  BAMF!Stiles  Length:1000-5000  OneShot 
december 2017 by Ambrosine8
Magic and Misunderstandings
Stiles returns to Beacon Hills after ten years away in order to start training as the Hale pack Emissary. Except, what’s meant to be a relaxing summer getting to know the pack before he officially accepts the position turns into Friday night D&D games, a not-so-secret crush, dead bodies in the forest, and a series of misunderstandings.
Author:covarla  TeenWolf  Slash  fanfic  Peter/Stiles  Fluff  Smut  Angst  Hurt/Comfort  Relationship:FirstTime  AlternateUniverse-CanonDivergence  AlternateUniverse-NoHaleFire  Magical!Stiles  Visions  Length:20.000-50.000  OneShot  Bottom!Stiles  Top!Peter 
november 2017 by Ambrosine8
Sweet Like Cherry Wine
Stiles growls softly. He can’t seem to get the beak right, it’s too narrow, disproportionate with the rest of the head. He sighs, charcoal smudged fingers leaving grey marks on his cheeks as he drags a hand over his face. The crow he’s studying hops closer, squawking indignantly when it sees Stiles drawing.

“I’m trying,” Stiles mutters. The crow squawks again, hopping back along the branch. The setting sun casts a warm orange glow through the gaps in the treetops. His mother will probably come collect him for dinner soon; he needs to get this right before the light fades.
Author:ladypigswagon  TeenWolf  Slash  fanfic  Peter/Stiles  Fluff  Relationship:FirstTime  Fae&Fairies  AlternateUniverse-NoHaleFire  Length:20.000-50.000  OneShot 
november 2017 by Ambrosine8
That Fucking Jeep
Someone that pretty and that pure shouldn't have been left anywhere Peter could get his hands on them. He'd gotten a well-earned reputation as a cherry-picker back in college, and while he (sometimes) tries to be a good man these days, there are some temptations too powerful to walk away from.

Stiles Stilinksi, flushed and writhing under him as Peter teases and pumps the boy free from his virginity, is one of them.
__________
Or: the AU in which Peter owns and runs a garage, Stiles's Jeep is the stuff of his nightmares, and Cora can't leave well enough alone.
Author:Twisted_Mind  TeenWolf  Slash  fanfic  Peter/Stiles  Smut  Relationship:FirstTime  Virginity  OralSex  AlternateUniverse-NoHaleFire  Length:1000-5000  OneShot 
december 2016 by Ambrosine8
Lucky Penny (Tastes Like Copper on Your Tongue)
When Peter woke up, he spent a good fifteen or twenty seconds earnestly wishing that whatever had hit him had the courtesy to kill him outright. Because this? This was bullshit.

AKA the time I decided to give Peter all the nice things, but made him get hit by a car first. Like you do.
Author:pibroch(littleblackdog)  TeenWolf  Slash  fanfic  Peter/Stiles  Humor  Dark  Relationship:Pre-Slash  AlternateUniverse-CanonDivergence  AlternateUniverse-DifferentFirstMeeting  AlternateUniverse-NoHaleFire  Manipulation  Length:10.000-20.000  OneShot 
august 2016 by Ambrosine8
wish i could be part of your world
“Do they really, really, really have mermaids?” Katie gushes, clutching at her dad’s hair from her place on his shoulders and tugging with excitement.

“Merfolk,” Derek corrects distractedly, reading over the little brochure they gave them at the entrance.

Don’t feed the wildlife.
Don’t tap on the glass.
Don’t throw anything in the water.
Don’t engage with the merfolk, only do so when a member of the staff is present as to not incite conflict with our guests.

Derek wonders what it’ll be like, seeing merfolk for the first time. They’re such an interesting culture with so little of its history discovered.

He wonders-
Author:crossroadswrite  TeenWolf  Slash  fanfic  Derek/Stiles  Romance  Fluff  Relationship:FirstTime  AlternateUniverse-WerewolvesAreKnown  AlternateUniverse-NoHaleFire  AlternateUniverse-Soulmates  Merfolk  Length:10.000-20.000  OneShot 
may 2016 by Ambrosine8
wanna see my lab equipment? 'cause baby, it's so good
“I need some chloroform,” the hot as fuck stranger says, barely even glancing at Stiles. He’s dressed in all black, and he looks strong, broad-shouldered, his posture ready to spring.
“What?” Stiles squeaks, taking a step back, because his dad told him to beware strangers, especially if they’re asking for very illegal substances. Even if they’re gorgeous and looking really fucking sexy in black.
Because Stiles is sure he locked the lab. This hot stranger broke into his lab. At 2 am.
“I said,” he growls, turning and opening some drawers, maybe to search? “I need some chloroform.”
“Um, do you know that’s really, really illegal?”// Stiles is a workaholic, Derek has boxers with baby wolves on them (and actually wears them), Danny mothers everyone, and the President doesn't have time for their problems.
Author:thankyouforexisting  TeenWolf  Slash  fanfic  Derek/Stiles  Fluff  Humor  Relationship:FirstTime  AlternateUniverse-NoHaleFire  AlternateUniverse-LawEnforcement  Length:10.000-20.000  OneShot 
november 2015 by Ambrosine8
Heart to Heart
Stiles never expected to be one of the twenty-five men to compete over the bachelorette Cora's heart in this season's Heart to Heart and even if Cora likes him enough, he doubts he'll manage to make her family like him well enough to let him stay. When he arrives at the mansion he realizes that it's not so much Cora's heart he wants to win as her brother's...
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The reality show no one asked for - with a twist
Author:Hepzheba  TeenWolf  Slash  fanfic  Derek/Stiles  Smut  Fluff  Romance  Relationship:FirstTime  AlternateUniverse-DatingShow  AlternateUniverse-Human  OralSex  Rimming  AlternateUniverse-NoHaleFire  SecretRelationship  Length:10.000-20.000  OneShot 
july 2015 by Ambrosine8
Putting the F-U-N in Funeral
"Hale & Daughters Funeral Home," Derek says dully.

"Oh ho! And which daughter are you?"

Derek casts his eyes up to the ceiling. It's going to be one of those calls.

(In which Derek is a bored secretary, Stiles is a baker who may or may not have ulterior motives, and there are entirely too many macaroons.)
Author:apocryphal  TeenWolf  Slash  fanfic  Derek/Stiles  Fluff  Relationship:FirstTime  AlternateUniverse-Human  AlternateUniverse-NoHaleFire  Baker!Stiles  Humor  Length:10.000-20.000  OneShot 
april 2015 by Ambrosine8
So Shed Your Skin and Lets Get Started
He's sixteen and in the woods on the wrong side of the town-line and he's so fucking fucked.

He knows he's not supposed to run, they teach that to you in preschool (don't run from a Were, back away slowly and walk with care), but they never told you how it would feel, standing alone in the dark with your heart beating in your throat as those glowing eyes tracked you from the shadows.
Author:halfhardtorock  TeenWolf  Derek/Stiles  Length:20.000-50.000  Slash  fanfic  Smut  Angst  Relationship:FirstTime  Mating  Claiming  AlternateUniverse-WerewolvesAreKnown  Mates  Miscommunication  DubCon  ScentMarking  PackDynamics  AlternateUniverse-Highschool  AlternateUniverse-NoHaleFire  MultiChapter  Bottom!Stiles  Top!Derek 
july 2014 by Ambrosine8
sanctuary where i stand
"We're happy to have you, Stiles," Laura says, and nudges Derek hard, "Aren't we?"
"Of course," Derek says through gritted teeth.
When he looks at Stiles, the kid has a smug grin on his face. What a little shit.

AU where Stiles is sent to the Hale pack to be their emissary.
Author:ceserabeau  TeenWolf  Slash  fanfic  Derek/Stiles  Romance  Hurt/Comfort  Relationship:FirstTime  Magical!Stiles  AlternateUniverse-NoHaleFire  AlternateUniverse-CanonDivergence  Emissary!Stiles  Fae&Fairies  Length:10.000-20.000  OneShot 
march 2014 by Ambrosine8

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