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D&D: Desmond rolls to seduce the dragon
Desmond's character (rogue or bard or thief or whatever), which he named after himself, is trying to seduce the dragon in their Dungeons and Dragons campaign.

He succeeds but not without some complications....

Other players in the campaign are the other modern gang, or the other game protagonists, up to you!
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  genre:gen 
11 days ago by asscreedarchive
Desmond preggo and pampered
Desmond is a rare Omega with valuable DNA. several other Assassins are assigned to be his harem. He loves and sleeps with all of them and so when he gets pregnant they all shower him with love and attention
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:assassins  pairing:Desmond/assassins  genre:slash  kink:harem  kink:mpreg  kink:polyamory  AU:alpha/beta/omega 
9 weeks ago by asscreedarchive
Alexios/Bayek Anal fisting
Modern Au! Where Alexios and Bayek meet...somehow. maybe they meet online as a one night stand, and the sex is good enough that they keep going back to each other, wanting more. As they start their relationship, they begin to explore their kinkier sides, and Alexios (hopefully being a needy bottom in this) mentions fisting, and how it's something he is interested in trying. Bayek, always willing to help his boyfriend feed his hungry hole, agrees, and they begin to slowly explore the kink. Alexios and Bayek love it, and become true fist pigs, Bayek even tentatively trying it himself and loves it as well. I...don't know how extreme anyone would want to go with it, but the more extreme the better, honestly.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Alexios  character:Bayek_of_Siwa  pairing:Bayek/Alexios  genre:slash  kink:fisting  AU:modern 
june 2019 by asscreedarchive
Disney's Gargoyles
Has anyone asked for a cross with the 90s cartoon Gargoyles? (God, I miss that show so has my first OTP) It'd be an interesting fit, what with the ancient mystical civilizations and the existence of fae and magic from the Gargoyles lore. And all the architecture our assassins are scrambling over is just begging for some interesting sculptures that can only be seen during the day.

Create your own clan, or used an established one. (Ex. Aveline running across the Mayan/Guatamalan Clan)
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  genre:gen  crossover:Gargoyles  AU:crossover 
march 2019 by asscreedarchive
Stripper's Creed
Modern setting.

The Assassins need info to get closer to their target is by infiltrating a strip club.

No, they aren't going for entertainment purposes. They ARE the entertainment.

Mission can call for only one Assassin to go in, or a whole herd of our favorite Assassins. Who has to be blackmailed/forced/ordered into doing this mission? Who is totally looking forward to struttin' their stuff? Who is blushing the entire time? And most importantly, who gets the most money/phone numbers shoved down their pants?

Nothing but pure crack. Have fun.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  genre:gen  AU:modern  AU:stripper 
february 2019 by asscreedarchive
The Assassins are Banned From Argo
Or, the one where the Sassins get up to weird stuff in a space setting.
captcha: 69? Sure
Part6  AC:misc  status:filled  character:assassins  AU:space  -Songfic 
october 2017 by asscreedarchive
Assassin's Creed... In Space
The Assassins are a space ship crew, the more the merrier. Thinking more of a Star Wars or Firefly verse than Star Trek, because Trek kind of isn't my cup of tea.
Bonus for Connorline, funny moments and major badassery.
(Aveline would make a great Zoe but if the Reavers stabbed Connor with a spear he'd probably pull it out, get his tomahawk and proceed to make Reaver goop out of them. They'd have ptsd in the 5th generation! )
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  AU:space 
september 2017 by asscreedarchive
"Right. I just need to have sex on top of the Hellmouth to undo the what's-it-called spell and avert the apocalypse."
"Ew mum, icky"
"I sincerely hope not. You were brought into this world by sex and should not be disgusted by it. Besides, the life of a vampire slayer is full of many much ickier things than your parents screwing to prevent the end of the world."
"As a Watcher, I must agree. Demon intestines, to name one."
Part6  -Misfire  AC:misc  status:filled  character:Haytham_Kenway  character:Ziio(Kaniehtí:io)  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Rebecca_Crane  character:Shaun_Hastings  pairing:Haytham/Ziio  genre:het  crossover:Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer  AU:crossover 
august 2017 by asscreedarchive
Hangover Assassin Style
Connor in ToKW (the beginning) looks like someone who woke up seriously hungover and is dismayed to find that he has no idea what happened, why he is in a forest and where his pants (and drinking buddies) went.Not that I blame him. But it makes me want to write an actual hungover-fic. With Edward. And Hickey. Because those two would not be absent from a night of drunken idiocy. Maybe an AU where Ed lives, Ziio lives and Haytham is actually marrying Ziio (it took him 20 years to propose) and stag night happens. With Connor. And Edward (who is the instigator). And Colonial Boyband and Shay.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Edward_Kenway  character:Thomas_Hickey  character:Haytham_Kenway  character:Ziio(Kaniehtí:io)  character:templars(AC3)  character:Shay_Cormac  pairing:Haytham/Ziio  genre:het  crossover:The_Hangover  AU:crossover 
august 2017 by asscreedarchive
Highlander fusion
The game protagonists (Altair, Ezio, and others) are Immortals. Do with that what you will
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  genre:gen  crossover:Highlander  AU:crossover 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
Assassins D&D
Or, the one where the Assassins are a Dungeons and Dragons playing group (or Larpers for less dorkyness).

Ideas: Edward is Edward. Drunk chaotic neutral berserker munchkin or something.
Altair munchkins with the focus of a laser-guided missile.
Ezio is a multiclass bard/assassin who tries to bed all the ladies.
Maria is the girl who Altair brought to a D&D party, and who miraculously stayed both with the players and with Altair. She plays a female knight (Paladin) and actually bothers to roleplay.
Shaun is Game Master.
Desmond is there mostly to drink soda, eat nachos and quote Monty Python. He is known for asking what his character class is again.
Aveline and Shay - Rogues
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  genre:gen  AU:modern 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
Cards Against Assassins
Or, the Assassins sit around in the afterlife and Desmond suggests they play CAH. Edward is probably super on board with it, the others agree with a varying amount of reluctance.

Captcha: Daniel's name is? Sure he can join too.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  genre:gen  AU:afterlife 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
Toy Story AU (crack possibly)
Okay ya know the action figures Ubisoft sells? Toy Story AU where the Assassin figures and the Templar figures wage a war that has to be kept secret from both the humans and the other "civilian" toys. (Perhaps also they seek Pieces of Eden that are in actuality some mundane object which just seems supernatural from a toy's perspective... think like the Cragle from the Lego Movie XD)
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  character:templars  genre:gen  crossover:Toy_Story  AU:crossover 
january 2017 by asscreedarchive
Zombie AU
The assassin's that are related to Desmond (Altier, Ezio, Connor, Edward, & Haytham) & Desmond himself have to work together during a zombie invasion, with them all using there skills to destroy the zombies, and help the Kenway men get along.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Edward_Kenway  character:Haytham_Kenway  genre:gen  AU:zombies 
september 2015 by asscreedarchive
Crack Hospital AU
The show Scrubs, but instead of John Dorian, there's Arno Dorian. (or actually Desmond would be a better fit, personality-wise. It's just, the same-name-shenanigans are what made me think of this. Go either way, filler.)

bonus points awarded for any of these also if you can make it work:
-Edward Kenway as The Janitor?
-Warren Vidic as Dr. Kelso?
-Adéwalé as Turk?
-Shaun as Dr. Cox?
-MORE EXTRA POINTS: some patient comes in suffering from a not-quite-successful assassination and maybe the patient "mysteriously" dies from a "mysterious" new stab wound while in the hospital *shifty eyes*
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Arno_Dorian  character:Desmond_Miles  crossover:Scrubs  AU:crossover 
september 2015 by asscreedarchive
I'll Make An Assassin Out Of You
Based on the Mulan song 'I'll Make A Man Out Of You', with this featuring assassin creed characters (including Shay & Haytham with the assassin's), with other characters, like from other video games, movies, and marvel characters (I would love to have Loki as a marvel character added). And they are featured training to be assassins with whoever anon wants as the 'Mulan' character, and whoever anon wants as the 'Shang' character. (...)
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Shay_Cormac  character:Haytham_Kenway  genre:gen  crossover:Mulan  AU:crossover 
july 2015 by asscreedarchive
Modern AU Kidnapped
So the Assassin protags: Altaïr, Ezio, Connor... and Desmond? are strangers who end up, through misfortune, on the wrong side of a hostage situation together.

Their kidnappers are the some of the templars (eg Cesare, Robert, etc) or maybe just anyone who has in-canon antagonised the Assassins in any way (...Washington?)

Anyway the kidnappers are armed (with guns), the 'assassins' are not (and bound, and have no combat training probably), and maybe they are also surrounded by other frightened hostages.

They become friends and motivate each other to not lose hope and try (and fail) to come up with an escape plan. Ultimately they are rescued by a group of their friends (eg Malik, Leonardo, Shaun... Charles? (I ship CharlesxConnor shhh)). Maybe their friend came together as a ragtag vigilante group? Or maybe they were actually all in the police/military/whoever deals with hostage stuff.

+++ Altaïr is some sort of semi-famous artist or something and Ezio has heard about him from Leonardo... and Ezio is a huge fan.
+++ Altaïr torn between feeling embarrassed and feeling proud in response to Ezio's shameless gushing.
+ Super awkward hushed conversations between the 'assassins' as they introduce themselves to each other.
+++ Altaïr catches Robert's eye and Robert drags him off kicking and screaming to rape him senseless because de Sable is a violent creep.
++ Washington was Connor's friend. He feels very very betrayed.
+ The 'assassins' trying to rally the other frightened captives to fight back together.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  character:templars  genre:gen  AU:modern 
march 2015 by asscreedarchive
Edward/Altair, alpha/beta/omega dynamics, smut
Altair is Edward's omega slut because why not?!!
seriously im just looking for porn but if anon can put some plot into it i wont mind
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Edward_Kenway  pairing:Altaïr/Edward_Kenway  genre:slash  AU:alpha/beta/omega 
february 2015 by asscreedarchive
Any/any, courtesans job swap (crack)AU
In which all the lovely ladies of the various Rosas are Assassins, and our Assassins are the courtesans.

+1 La Volpe is the manager
+10 Leonardo invents state of the art sextoys
+1000000000000 Ezio in a corset

Feel free to throw in characters from other games too. Timeline? What timeline, you can have courtesan!Altair & Kenways, it doesn't have to make sense.
Part6  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:assassins  character:courtesans  AU:prostitution  AU:role_reversal 
january 2015 by asscreedarchive

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