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Good shit! Second! Please!
Part6  -Misfire 
june 2019 by asscreedarchive
A Vatt'ghern aep arse
I have been staring at Geralt of Rivia's sexy arse for eternity and I need someone worshipping it, fucking it, just some nice mutually fun anal stuff with Geralt receiving.
Part6  -Misfire 
march 2019 by asscreedarchive
Seconding because Connorline
I adore this idea with the burning passion of a thousand wanks and want more. Please fill it *cheers passionately*
Part6  -Misfire 
september 2017 by asscreedarchive
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I'm not saying my relationship with my father is bad, but the song that would best describe it is Iron Maiden's "The Trooper"
Part6  -Misfire 
september 2017 by asscreedarchive
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"Right. I just need to have sex on top of the Hellmouth to undo the what's-it-called spell and avert the apocalypse."
"Ew mum, icky"
"I sincerely hope not. You were brought into this world by sex and should not be disgusted by it. Besides, the life of a vampire slayer is full of many much ickier things than your parents screwing to prevent the end of the world."
"As a Watcher, I must agree. Demon intestines, to name one."
Part6  -Misfire  AC:misc  status:filled  character:Haytham_Kenway  character:Ziio(Kaniehtí:io)  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Rebecca_Crane  character:Shaun_Hastings  pairing:Haytham/Ziio  genre:het  crossover:Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer  AU:crossover 
august 2017 by asscreedarchive
Re:
Dear god what the fuck? I do not know if I should be worried, apalled, aroused or pretend I didn't see it. But it's hot, in a way. Yay for orgies.
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  -Misfire  status:filled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Shaun_Hastings  character:Rebecca_Crane  character:Lucy_Stillman  pairing:Desmond/Shaun/Lucy/Rebecca  genre:slash  genre:het  genre:femslash  kink:orgy 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
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Connor is so beautiful and I just want to watch him... and touch him... and lick him... in naughty places... but seriously this gorgeous man is so gorgeous... and a killing machine... and a shy awkward cinnamon roll who could actually kill you. I love him <3
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  -Misfire  status:filled  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Rebecca_Crane  character:Lucy_Stillman  genre:het  genre:gen 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
Anakin vs Chucky, crack
The badass if whiny chosen one vs the creepy murderdoll.
Part6  -Misfire 
july 2017 by asscreedarchive
You've done it
You've broken my mind in the best way. I loved the sexystuff and fourth wall breakage always rocks.
Part6  -Misfire  status:filled  AC:modern_assassins  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Shaun_Hastings  pairing:Desmond/Shaun  genre:slash  AU:fourth_wall_breaking 
january 2017 by asscreedarchive
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Loved it! AssCrack is the best! Write all the random wonderful ideas, pretty please with pink bunnies on top.
Part6  AC:modern_assassins  -Misfire  status:filled  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Shaun_Hastings  character:Rebecca_Crane  genre:gen 
january 2017 by asscreedarchive
OP here
Nonsense! I loved the comforting and warring feelings! You're awesome, don't worry about it being late, paper's are a bitch! I can't wait for the next one!
Part6  AC2  -Misfire  status:filled  character:Ezio_Auditore  character:Leonardo_da_Vinci  character:Federico_Auditore  genre:gen  AU:university 
july 2016 by asscreedarchive
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Edward woke up feeling different. His clothes didn't feel right and he felt shorter. He got up and felt wait on his chest he looked down and saw a large pair of breast. He checked to see if he had a penis and he didn't. He had a vagina. Just then Mary walked in and for the first time he had to look up at her, "you said you wanted to know what it feels like to be a women, and now you get to be a woman". Edward panicked he didn't know what to do and his head reached her breast. He didn't know how she changed him into a women "maybe she put a spell on me"he thought to himself. "Here, I got this for you since now you'll be a women" Mary said. It was a dress.Edward put it on and he loved it so he said "oh I love it Mary" as he went up on his tip toes to kiss her. "I knew you would baby" Mary said. "Also I got a surprise for you!" Mary said and she pulled out her cock from her pants, it wasn't her fake cock it was a real cock. "Can that make me pregnant?" Edward asked. Mary replied saying "yes". Mary got close to Edward and said "you know you look beautiful in that dress?" As she put her thumb on Edwards clit. Edward moaned as she put pressure on his clit. Edward put his hands on her neck then on her chest.As they started to undress Edward couldn't help but stare at Mary's massive cock. Edward got down on his knees and sucked away and he kissed it, nibbled it, and gave it the best damn blowjob ever. When he finished he looked up at Mary and Mary looked down. She picked Edward up and he wrapped his legs around Mary's waist she walked while carrying him to a wall where she slammed him against it they kissed. Mary then massaged Edward's breast and he moaned. Mary sucked on Edward big and heavy breast. After that she put Edward down and they got dressed. Edward put on his dress and Mary became James Kidd and headed to a tavern.
At night. They rented a room and when they got to their room they locked the door and undressed. Edward was really horny and he said "oh Jim in need that cock in me". (The reason why he said Jim and not Mary was because if people heard them they wouldn't wonder who Mary is.) Edward sat in Mary's lap and then she inserted her cock into Edward's vagina. He started bouncing and moaning "oh god oh god!" He yelled.
Ten minutes later after Edward got what he wanted they both fell asleep.
Part6  -Misfire 
october 2015 by asscreedarchive
The Change
Edward woke up feeling different. His clothes didn't feel right and he felt shorter. He got up and felt wait on his chest he looked down and saw a large pair of breast. He checked to see if he had a penis and he didn't. He had a vagina. Just then Mary walked in and for the first time he had to look up at her, "you said you wanted to know what it feels like to be a women, and now you get to be a woman". Edward panicked he didn't know what to do and his head reached her breast. He didn't know how she changed him into a women "maybe she put a spell on me"he thought to himself. "Here, I got this for you since now you'll be a women" Mary said. It was a dress.Edward put it on and he loved it so he said "oh I love it Mary" as he went up on his tip toes to kiss her. "I knew you would baby" Mary said. "Also I got a surprise for you!" Mary said and she pulled out her cock from her pants, it wasn't her fake cock it was a real cock. "Can that make me pregnant?" Edward asked. Mary replied saying "yes". Mary got close to Edward and said "you know you look beautiful in that dress?" As she put her thumb on Edwards clit. Edward moaned as she put pressure on his clit. Edward put his hands on her neck then on her chest.As they started to undress Edward couldn't help but stare at Mary's massive cock. Edward got down on his knees and sucked away and he kissed it, nibbled it, and gave it the best damn blowjob ever. When he finished he looked up at Mary and Mary looked down. She picked Edward up and he wrapped his legs around Mary's waist she walked while carrying him to a wall where she slammed him against it they kissed. Mary then massaged Edward's breast and he moaned. Mary sucked on Edward big and heavy breast. After that she put Edward down and they got dressed. Edward put on his dress and Mary became James Kidd and headed to a tavern.
At night. They rented a room and when they got to their room they locked the door and undressed. Edward was really horny and he said "oh Jim in need that cock in me". (The reason why he said Jim and not Mary was because if people heard them they wouldn't wonder who Mary is.) Edward sat in Mary's lap and then she inserted her cock into Edward's vagina. He started bouncing and moaning "oh god oh god!" He yelled.
Ten minutes later after Edward got what he wanted they both fell asleep.
Part2  -Misfire 
october 2015 by asscreedarchive
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Oooh. Interesting. Seconding
Part6  -Misfire 
august 2015 by asscreedarchive
Mostly complaining about AC but with fill links
If you're okay with angst, alcohol, and PTSD (according to the tags), why not this fill on AO3? http://archiveofourown.org/works/3364385/chapters/7358210

(Tangent: Not an art fill in not being Shaytham, but do I really need an excuse to post "Templar model opera"? http://sunsetagain.deviantart.com/art/Templar-s-model-opera-495705947 )

This isn't to say that we've all (entirely) parted ways, but I think a lot of us realized that we were very much into a greatly different direction than Ubisoft took the series (see the most recent comment thread in Discussion! Come join us for cookies! http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1339.html?thread=12319803#cmt12319803 )... plus for me personally, Brotherhood felt like the last game where the Assassins got to actually have a (however-long) lasting win, and every other game since was about forestalling the eventual Templars-globally-dominant situation of 2014.

As for Rogue... for me ironically Haytham was the biggest downer about it (besides the seeming mechanical retread of Black Flag) if only because his presence cemented the belief that AC3 had always been meant to be Haytham's story in the writers' hearts (there's no other way that I interpret the existence of Forsaken) and Connor was just treated as an inconvenience to be written around and then subsequently relegate to cursory mentions... despite Connor basically being the only "Assassin at heart" since Ezio.

Oh wait, Ubisoft doesn't seem to like to write those, even when they try to write Arno as Ezio 2.0 but just ended up with Straight White Dude #4...
Part6  -Misfire  -Discussion 
february 2015 by asscreedarchive
Re: Not OP, but thanks for finding the idea interesting!
Mmmhmm... as it stands, in canon Shaun only questioned Desmond's allegiance after Lucy's death, so perhaps you could have it be that Shaun and Rebecca don't know about Lucy by the time of your story? What they know about William, I defer to you... but I'm reminded of al-Mualim, what with William having been "global" Mentor.

As for the rest of your reply, would you find it objectionable if I were to quote/reply in the AC Character Discussion comment thread in the Discussions page? The thread was pretty heavy on the Connor talk, but I'm happy to encompass the whole of the AC idea in it, and I've a lot that I wanted to say in reply but which'd be quite off-topic from the Templar!Desmond idea.
Part6  -Misfire  -Discussion 
january 2015 by asscreedarchive

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