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Playing the Part - ElektricAngel - James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
James Bond comes into Q Branch after a mission with all of his equipment accounted for and in tact, and a complete mission report in Q's inbox. Q is pleasantly surprised and more than a little suspicious. Rightly so, as it happens, because Bond makes an unusual request of him. And yet, his license to kill is not the only thing that makes the man difficult to say no to...
fic  jamesbond  -fakerelationship  pairing:bond/q  [20-30k 
2 days ago by shadowkeeper
Past the Last Exit - Annakovsky - Veep [Archive of Our Own]
Once you're accidentally married for political expediency, accidentally having a baby for political expediency is just the next logical step.

Part 2 of the Hand in Unlovable Hand series
fic  veep  -fakerelationship  pairing:amy/dan  [10-20k 
9 days ago by shadowkeeper
Kindling - gleamingandwholeanddeadly (something_safe) - Hannibal (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“You should take a date to your fundraiser."
“Yes, perhaps you’re right. It would be improper to invite someone under false pretence, mind, and for my patient to understand, the evidence would need to be… compelling.”
“Perhaps an ex-girlfriend,” Will says, unsure why the thought makes him feel flat and remote.
“That would be incredibly inappropriate.”
“A friend then. Someone you can explain the problem to. You could take-”
“You,” Hannibal interjects.
The words belly-flop into silence. Will’s mouth opens, and then closes, and then opens again.

When Franklyn's advances of friendship become too much for even Hannibal to politely ignore, he enlists Will's help.
fic  hannibal  -fakerelationship  pairing:hannibal/will  [10-20k 
4 weeks ago by shadowkeeper
You, Soft and Only - thehoyden - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.

“Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.
fic  goodomens  -fakerelationship  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  [5-10k 
4 weeks ago by shadowkeeper
Simple Things - manic_intent - John Wick (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
John stared, incredulous. “You want me to be your plus one. To your sister’s coronation.”

“To put it crudely, yes.” Santino wrinkled his nose. Trust the Baba Yaga to cut brutally to the point.

“No shooting anyone?”

“If you feel you have to, be my guest. It’s entirely optional. I’d also prefer that you clear something like that ahead of time with me. As a matter of courtesy.”
fic  johnwick  au  -alternatetimeline  -fakerelationship  pairing:john/santino  [5-10k 
may 2019 by shadowkeeper
Blooded Crown - astolat - Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
“You need not thank me,” Emhyr said. “I have an ulterior motive.”

It annoyed Geralt to be surprised. He should’ve known from the start. “Yeah?” The words came out with a little bite. “Have another daughter you need me to track down?”

“If I wished to hire you, I would hire you,” Emhyr said. “No: I want you to come to my bed.”
fic  witcher  -fakerelationship  pairing:geralt/emhyr  [20-30k 
may 2019 by shadowkeeper
all you've got to do is say yes - janie_tangerine - A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin [Archive of Our Own]
Brienne visibly swallows and gives him a look. A look that she’s given him plenty of times since they set for the Vale to see if they could really find Sansa after burying what was left of her mother. That look says please just go along with whatever I’m going to say right now.

She doesn’t even leave him time to nod. She turns to Sansa and the opens her mouth, and - what comes out of it is not what he had expected.

“We’re married,” Brienne says, her voice incredibly steady considering how bad of a liar she is, and her hand reaches out and her fingers curl around the ones of his left hand.
fic  gameofthrones  -fakerelationship  pairing:jamie/brienne  [1-5k 
april 2019 by shadowkeeper
The High Road - elandrialore - Criminal Minds [Archive of Our Own]
A bully from Reid's past recognizes him when Morgan and Reid are out decompressing after a case. When the bully starts making fun of pale/skinny/geeky Reid who couldn't get a date back in the day, Morgan steps up and pretends to be Reid's boyfriend. Cue bully surprise and backing off, but they have to keep up the charade until the bully leaves the club.
fic  criminalminds  -fakerelationship  pairing:morgan/reid  [1-5k 
april 2019 by shadowkeeper
Imaginary - PrioritiesSorted - A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin [Archive of Our Own]
"We already live together, and you’re exactly the sort of person who would insist on eloping instead of enduring the sickening display of wealth my Father would term a wedding. Besides, here we are, on a Friday night, eating take away, watching movies, and not having sex. We’re practically married anyway.” Jaime shrugged as though this was a perfectly reasonable thing to say, and Brienne gaped at him for a moment before huffing,

“I’m not doing it.”
fic  gameofthrones  au  -modernday  -fakerelationship  pairing:jamie/brienne  [5-10k 
april 2019 by shadowkeeper
Failed Application of Thought - RuArcher (Coriesocks) - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Draco sighed, knowing he would live to regret his next words, “I’m willing to do anything it takes to get Scorpius the life he deserves, even if that means pretending to be madly in love with you, you intolerable buffoon.”
fic  harrypotter  -fakerelationship  pairing:harry/draco  [60-70k 
april 2019 by shadowkeeper
Counterfeit Boyfriend - Shortsnout - Iron Man (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
When Stephen gets invited to go back and give the speech he was meant to before his accident, he’s touched, excited but also conflicted. His ex-boyfriend, Nicodemus West will also be in attendance and Stephen doesn’t want to go to the event and give him the satisfaction of knowing Stephen is still single, that he still hasn’t found anyone to love.

Thankfully, his close friend Tony Stark is willing to act as his boyfriend for the night, allowing Stephen to save face. What Stephen didn’t realise was just how easy pretence could morph into reality. Spending the evening with Tony as his boyfriend makes the sorcerer wish he could be for real.

As he told Tony before, he’d never experienced the fabled butterflies in the stomach, the world slowing around him, any of that romantic cliché crap that usually sprang from first encounters.

Looking at Tony waiting for him…

The imaginary butterflies flew into him, winding him, making the world stop on its axis.

Part 1 of the Recurring Themes series
fic  marvel  -fakerelationship  pairing:tony/stephen  [10-20k 
march 2019 by shadowkeeper
people can surprise you (or not) - pdameron - James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“I’m not you, Bond. I don’t exactly have a technique for getting rich strangers to like me.”

“Just do your naive cute puppy thing, and they’ll be doting on you in no time,” Bond replies as he pulls up to the grand estate.

“My what?” Q asks incredulously. Bond doesn’t answer, simply giving him an indulgent smile. The fucker.

(or: 00q meets Gosford Park. Except not really.)
fic  jamesbond  -fakerelationship  pairing:bond/q  [10-20k 
march 2019 by shadowkeeper
mistletoe and other holiday propaganda - ToAStranger, brawlite - Stranger Things (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own]
Everybody wants something for Christmas.

It just so happens that the only way for everyone to get what they want is for Billy and Steve to pretend to be dating over Christmas break. It's really the only option.
fic  strangerthings  au  -modernday  -fakerelationship  pairing:billy/steve  [50-60k 
february 2019 by shadowkeeper
A Family Man - Anonymous - Society of Gentlemen - K. J. Charles [Archive of Our Own]
Julius wasn't generally one for the bar on a Tuesday evening, but the office gossip that day had made clear to him that if he wanted to show up his competition and secure his promotion once and for all, he'd better bring a plus one to the company holiday party on Friday.
fic  societyofgentlemen  ;kjcharles  pairing:julius/harry  au  -modernday  -fakerelationship  [5-10k 
january 2019 by shadowkeeper
Hesitation - Anonymous - Mulan (1998) [Archive of Our Own]
Mulan and Shang are sent on a mission to take down a corrupt governor by the Emperor. And this will be routine, only they're meant to go as husband and wife, and Shang has already spent months trying to gather up the courage to ask Mulan for permission to court her.
fic  mulan  disney  pairing:mulan/shang  -fakerelationship  [1-5k 
december 2018 by shadowkeeper
Maybe we're in love - Anonymous - Mulan (1998) [Archive of Our Own]
The matchmaker finds Mulan a general to marry named Li Shang. He’s handsome, but they’re not in love. But Mulan will never dishonor her family by declining the match and resigns herself to a life of waiting for her husband to come back from battle. Until the war happens, and she realizes, she’s not very good at waiting and she is not going to let her father die.
fic  mulan  disney  pairing:mulan/shang  -fakerelationship  -alternatetimeline  [1-5k 
december 2018 by shadowkeeper
we’ll make a brand new start of it (in old new york) - Anonymous - Buzzfeed: Worth It (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]
“Just to be clear,” Andrew says. “You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend at a party to spite your high school bully and your high school girlfriend and possibly the entire state of Ohio?”

Steven giggles. “Spite’s such a harsh word. Shock and impress, maybe.”

“For a man of faith you’re being awfully morally flexible about this,” Andrew says.
fic  buzzfeed  pairing:rps  [5-10k  -fakerelationship 
december 2018 by shadowkeeper
Albania Seein' You - Anonymous - Better Off Ted [Archive of Our Own]
“It’s just a little fugitive situation, that’s all. A few run-ins with the Education Minister of Albania, a couple martinis, a gun or three, and then boom, you’re on the run for two years until you can escape to America and run a company—you know how it is.” Or, the one where Veronica needs to date and marry Ted to stay in the country, and he agrees out of friendship, but then feelings happen and it's complicated.
fic  betteroffted  pairing:ted/veronica  -fakerelationship  [1-5k 
december 2018 by shadowkeeper
First Date - HalcyonFrost, STARSdidathing - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
This isn't the first time Loki's been stood up by his soon-to-be ex-boyfriend, but it doesn't make it any less of a horrible night. Or, it could have been, if a handsome stranger hadn't come over and sat at Loki's table, pretending to be his late date.
fic  marvel  au  -realworld  -fakerelationship  pairing:loki/tony  [1-5k 
december 2018 by shadowkeeper
A Delicate Arrangement - TheLadyMagician - Dragon Age: Inquisition [Archive of Our Own]
Dorian's parents come to Skyhold to take him away based on a deal Dorian and his father made a long time ago that if Dorian was not in a relationship by a certain age, Halward could marry him to Livia Herathinos. No questions asked.

Cullen only sees one way to ensure his chess partner stays in Skyhold. They only need to fake being in a relationship long enough to get Dorian's parents out of Skyhold anyway. How hard could it be to complete the Tevinter courtship rituals?

;_; no updates since 2016
fic  dragonage  -fakerelationship  pairing:dorian/cullen  [40-50k  wip  ;inqusition 
september 2018 by shadowkeeper

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