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clear and present danger - Trojie - My Chemical Romance
In which Mikey is the failiest most disaster-prone stick insect, and Ray scoops him out of harm's way a lot
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25 days ago by LadyLame
we all wanna party when the funeral ends - akamine_chan - Bandom
Gee wouldn't look at him, just stubbed out the cigarette before lighting another one, blowing out a stream of smoke and looking at a spot beyond Mikey's shoulder. "We—what we did last night—" His eyes darted around the room, meeting Mikey's for a split second before dropping to the bare concrete floor. "It was wrong," he said quietly. "We can't do that again. Ever."
rated.m  host:ao3  =akamine_chan  "<5k  #mcr  %gerard/mikey  *angst  *fluff  *five.things  +breakup  +marriage.proposal 
7 weeks ago by LadyLame
I'm With You (And You, And You, And You) - dear_monday - My Chemical Romance
Frank lets go of so much when he plays, it makes sense that he needs someone to pick up the pieces afterwards. And - well. Why shouldn't it be them? There's no one he trusts more.
rated.e  host:ao3  "05-20k  =dear_monday  #mcr  %gsf  $frank  /bdsm  /D/s  /spanking  /act(anal)  /act(oral)  +hurt/comfort  +possessiveness  *five.things 
7 weeks ago by LadyLame
Five Times Gerard Pays For It and One Time He Doesn't - RubyTuesday5681 - Bandom
This story is a cliché rentboy fic wherein Gerard (the customer) falls for Frank (the service-provider) and can’t figure out how to go from paying-for-sex to ‘dating’ or if that’s even possible. Added to the mix are Gerard’s perpetually low self-esteem, Frank’s neuroses, and both boys’ epic communication-fails. Will these two ever manage to get out of their own way long enough to see that they’re meant for each other? With a little bit of help from a meddling younger brother, they just might.
host:ao3  rated.e  #mcr  %frank/gerard  "20-50k  =RubyTuesday5681  *smut  *romance  &college/university  &sexwork  +alcohol  +misunderstandings  +angst  +fluff  +pining  +happy.ending  *five.things 
9 weeks ago by LadyLame
Red-Handed Denial - preblematic - My Chemical Romance
Five times that the Way brothers were caught in the act, and one time that they totally did it on purpose.
host:ao3  rated.e  #mcr  %gerard/mikey  =preblematic  "05-20k  *smut  /voyeurism  /exhibitionism  /act(anal)  /act(rimming)  /sex-public  *five.things  /namecalling  !**  +van.days 
february 2019 by LadyLame
XO - sidnihoudini - Fall Out Boy
11 Christmas days, from 2002 to 2013.

“It’s a Christmas miracle,” Joe announces, letting his arms fall out to either side of him, head dropping back against the couch cushions. He eyes Pete and Patrick across the coffee table, Pete eating off of his plate with one chopstick and his mouth pressed directly to the edge, Patrick still sipping at his drink, most of his attention on wiping the stray noodles that Pete keeps dropping on his leg. Joe grins, and says, “The lost boys, reunited.”
rated.m  host:ao3  =sidnihoudini  $patrick  *character.study  *five.things  *slice.of.life  "05-20k  %patrick/pete  +angst  +breakup  +happy.ending  +reconciliation  #fob 
november 2018 by LadyLame
and you'll find (that I want to get burnt) - Ischa - Batman (Movies - Nolan)
John tries to build a life, Bruce is concerned and Barsad is exactly as John remembers him from when they were kids and very, very different.

“I know,” Barsad says, his voice soft.
John closes his eyes and doesn't think about the days, months, years in the orphanage when he got into fights constantly. “You need to start fighting dirty,” he says, as he kisses John's shoulder and at the same time digs his fingers into his side where the bruise is forming. John bites his lip. Fuck him, fuck him to hell and back.

promt: as I see it: he and John were at the same orphanage for a time before Barsad just fucked off and maybe they were friends with potential for something more? So, when John finds him bleeding he can't hand him over to the police, because fuck it, they have history.
Barsad lost his purpose, John is trying to find out his own...they kinda stumble along in the dark...
rated.e  host:ao3  =Ischa  !**  #dcu  *five.things  *futurefic  *hurt/comfort  "05-20k  %barsad/blake  +angst  +pining  +arguing/fighting 
may 2018 by LadyLame
And I Land - the_ragnarok - Inception (2010)
Collars aren't a very practical thing for career criminals to wear. Arthur makes do.
rated.e  host:ao3  !***  #inception  *feels  *five.things  /bdsm  /collars  %arthur/eames  "<5k  +established.relationship  =the_ragnarok 
march 2018 by LadyLame
5 Times Someone Assumed Wrong About Harry and 1 Time Someone Guessed Correctly - heartsdesire456 - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
While he knew that their relationship was absolutely the most unconventional relationship ever, he never expected the presumptions people made about them while they were planning the wedding.
Particularly, incorrect presumptions about who exactly Harry was to him.

(5 Times Harry is presumed to be someone other than Eggsy's fiance and 1 time people don't get it wrong.)
rated.t  host:ao3  =heartsdesire456  #kingsman  *five.things  *humor  "<5k  %harry/eggsy  +fluff 
december 2017 by LadyLame
Idiot-Proof - Good_News_Everyone - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
‘Bartender’s motto,’ said Eggsy cheerfully. ‘Quickest way to a man’s heart is through his liver.'
In Harry’s line of work the quickest way to a man’s heart was usually between the ribs just left of his sternum, but he felt it would be impolitic to mention this just now.

Four drinks that Eggsy made for Harry and one Harry made for Eggsy.
rated.t  host:ao3  =Good_News_Everyone  &canon.divergence  #kingsman  *five.things  *humor  *romance  "05-20k  %harry/eggsy  +communication.issues  +pining  +flirting  &diners&restaurants&bars 
december 2017 by LadyLame
sins without tragedies - kingstier - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
"Harry, are we married?"
"Aren't we?"
Or, the five times they're practically married and the one time they're not (yet).
rated.t  host:ao3  =kingstier  #kingsman  *five.things  *fluff  *humor  "05-20k  %harry/eggsy 
november 2017 by LadyLame
Rampant Rulebreaker - ilokheimsins - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
Merlin's given on up on getting Harry to stick to the rules, so he gambles against the other Kingsmen on which one Harry will break next. He has a notebook and everything. Until Eggsy Unwin shows up and Harry starts breaking rules for a whole new reason.
The 5 times Merlin wished he still had hair to rip out and the 2 times he didn't.
rated.m  host:ao3  =ilokheimsins  #kingsman  *five.things  *humor  "<5k  %harry/eggsy  %harry/merlin/eggsy 
november 2017 by LadyLame

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