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Fic: Male Fertility Rate 1.0 Update [beijun/qinghua, the scum-villain's self-saving system]
[System: MFR 1.0 available, would you like to perform system and hardware update now? ]

>>> Yes
>>> No


With a wave of his hand and a huff, Shang Qinghua accepted the update without another fuss, hoping to return to sleep’s embrace before morning came as much as it can on the winterlands of the North. He hugged the extra pillow Mo Beijun had kindly permitted him to have to his chest, mumbling into the soft silken but cottony fabric. The system’s confirmation reply dinged cheerfully in his head.

[System: Thank you for your continued patronage! Installing MFR 1.0 software and hardware update now, we hope you enjoy your new experience ☆~(ゝ。∂)]
scum.villain  pairing:mo.beijun/shang.qinghua  author:noitratoxin  (content:humor)  (content:mating.cycles/in.heat)  (content:oblivious.failboats)  (content:first.time)  (content:marriage)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:5001-10k)  (content:alpha/beta/omega.dynamics) 
6 days ago by midnightbex
Fic: Ahead of Schedule [binghe/qingqiu, scum villain's self-saving system]
Under Luo BingHe's pressure for changing their papapa routine, Shen QinQiu tries to find a way of turning the winds into his favor.

[parts of this are definitely anatomically impossible but this fic NAILS the exact tone of the original]
scum.villain  pairing:luo.binghe/shen.qingqiu  author:lapinnoir  (content:established.relationship)  (content:aphrodisiac)  (content:post.canon)  (content:pwp)  (content:rough.sex)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:5001-10k) 
8 days ago by midnightbex
Fic: A Street in a Strange World [crowley/aziraphale, good omens]
“How did you ever know?” Aziraphale asked Crowley. “How did you know when I was in trouble and could use a spot of, hmm, otherworldly intervention?”


In the beginning, God gave the angel Aziraphale a flaming sword.
goodomens  pairing:crowley/aziraphale  author:giddygeek  (content:pining)  (content:bed.sharing)  (content:bodyswap)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:5001-10k) 
28 days ago by midnightbex
Fic: Every Atom Belonging to Me [crowley/aziraphale, good omens]
Crowley is rendered temporarily mortal after a run-in with a-- Well, it doesn't really matter. What matters is he needs to eat and sleep and do the things humans must do if only for one night. Aziraphale can help with the eating bit, at least.
goodomens  pairing:crowley/aziraphale  author:triedunture  (content:pining)  (content:victorian.era)  (content:caretaking)  [rating:pants]  (words:5001-10k) 
4 weeks ago by midnightbex
Fic: Counterpoint [steve/tony, mcu au]
“Wow. This is a great apology.” Tony leans back in his seat. “Is it your first time? Are you an apology virgin? Am I poppin’ your cherry?”


When is a soulmate AU not a soulmate AU.
mcu  avengers  pairing:tony.stark/steve.rogers  author:yodasyoyo  (au)  (au:soulmate-identifying.marks)  (content:pining)  (content:trope.subversion/inversion)  [rating:pants]  (words:5001-10k) 
7 weeks ago by midnightbex
Fic: (please don't take this as) anything but honest [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
"Ryan would look over at him with pleading eyes and a plastic smile, and Shane would let his skull settle at the top of the headrest with a grey static running between his ears, and they wouldn’t speak about it."
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:makehomesofhumans  (genre:rpf)  (content:pining)  (content:get.together)  (content:first.kiss)  [rating:pants]  (words:5001-10k) 
12 weeks ago by midnightbex
Fic: will you chew until it bleeds? [eddie/venom, venom]
Venom drags Eddie into a seedy club out of sheer curiosity. Trying to make the most of a night he didn't choose for himself, Eddie tries to get laid. Instead, he gets mugged. Afterwards, Venom doesn't let Eddie feel too disappointed about the missed opportunity.
venom  pairing:eddie.brock/venom.symbiote  author:brawlite  (content:alien.biology)  (kink:tentacles)  (kink:bondage)  (content:body.sharing)  (kink:overstimulation)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:5001-10k) 
12 weeks ago by midnightbex
Fic: perfect union [eddie/venom, venom]
Learning to live with the alien inside of you is one thing - learning how thin your barriers are between living and loving is another thing entirely.
venom  pairing:eddie.brock/venom.symbiote  author:yuu_chi  (content:developing.relationship)  (content:codependency)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:5001-10k) 
12 weeks ago by midnightbex
On the first night of our future - thewindupbird - Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]
“You know, there’s something noble about sleeping on the floor,” he says, and holds the package out.

“Noble?” Ryan says. “You know, this is a serious ghost hunt. It’s a serious show, and you’re opening snacks like a six year old.” He takes the box anyway and dips his hand inside. “Are you going to start talking about wood grain now, and the quality of the plywood?”
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:windupbird  (genre:rpf)  (content:first.kiss)  (content:get.together)  [rating:pants]  (words:5001-10k) 
12 weeks ago by midnightbex
Fic: You've Been Starring in My Dreams [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
“Ryan Bergara. You know, about this tall, scared of his own shadow, and loves the Lakers more than life itself. My co-host, that Ryan.”

“You have a co-host? Since when?”

“Since always?” Shane lowered his voice. “Is this for a video? It’s cool, I’ll play along.”

Andrew looked at him like he was growing a second head. “I was going to ask you the same thing. I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

Or: Shane goes to work one day and Ryan’s not there. Ryan’s not anywhere.
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:drunkkenobi  (genre:rpf)  (au)  (au:canon.divergence)  (content:angst)  (content:mystery)  (content:first.kiss)  [rating:pants]  (words:5001-10k) 
12 weeks ago by midnightbex
Fic: The Power of Suggestion [lewis/hathaway, lewis]
“How about you?” Paul asked. “How long has it been?”

Robbie stared at him for a moment as he tried to suss out what Paul was asking. Just as it was starting to dawn on him, he felt a hand cup his shoulder. He looked up and met Hathaway's eyes.

“Six years now, isn't it?” James said, gaze so intent that Robbie got the message immediately.

Robbie blinked. “Erm.” He turned back to Paul. “Yeah, about that.”

“Good for you,” Paul said. “I could tell right off you were well suited.”

“Thanks,” Robbie said weakly.
lewis  pairing:james.hathaway/robert.lewis  author:lamardeuse  (content:mistaken.for.dating)  (content:misunderstandings)  (content:get.together)  (content:wedding)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:5001-10k) 
12 weeks ago by midnightbex

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