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Fic: Milton Was Right [adam, good omens]
Adam knows where most babies come from, but is pretty sure that doesn't apply to him. Aziraphale and Crowley show their usual levels of competence in explaining where antichrists come from.
goodomens  character:adam.young  character:aziraphale  character:crowley  author:amarguerite  (content:humor)  (content:the.talk)  [rating:pants]  (words:1001-2500) 
16 days ago by midnightbex
Fic: i need a tall glass of something [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
Ryan bites him. Maybe a little too hard. Maybe not hard enough. There’s definitely blood, but whatever – Shane’s finger is still attached and Ryan’s still a fucking parrot. They’re both losers here.
!locked  buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:amosanguis  (genre:rpf)  (content:animal.transformation)  (content:humor)  [rating:pants]  (words:2501-5k) 
9 weeks ago by midnightbex
Fic: these silkened threads [eddie/venom, venom]
“Hold on – is it human?”

“Well,” Eddie starts.

Venom, who’s partially separated himself, enough that he has a face with which he can look at Dan and Anne, says, “it’s perfect,” which isn’t remotely helpful.
venom  pairing:eddie.brock/venom.symbiote  author:r_knight  (content:established.relationship)  (content:mpreg)  (content:humor)  (content:kid.fic)  [rating:pants]  (words:1001-2500) 
9 weeks ago by midnightbex
Fic: add cinnamon to taste [lowry/tanev, hockey rpf]
“I'm coming over,” Adam says as soon as Brandon picks up the phone.

Brandon is quiet for a second.

“Okay?” he says at last. It's not the most inviting tone but Adam forgives him. “Uh, give me an hour or two-,”

“You have,” Adam pushes open the door to the lobby of Brandon's building, “like, a minute. Maybe.”

“Jesus fucking Christ,” Brandon says and hangs up.
hockey.rpf  pairing:adam.lowry/brandon.tanev  author:thescrewtapedemos  (genre:rpf)  (content:humor)  (content:baking)  (content:pining)  (content:failure.to.communicate)  [rating:pants]  (words:10001-15k)  [verse:all.that.and.a.baking.sheet.too] 
9 weeks ago by midnightbex
Fic: tousled and undone [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
Shane’s a good person. He does his taxes, he doesn’t litter, he uses his goddamn blinkers. He’s a decent human being.

So he’d really like to know why the universe keeps fucking him over.
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:abovetheruins  (genre:rpf)  (content:pining)  (content:humor)  (content:fluff)  [rating:pants]  (words:1001-2500) 
9 weeks ago by midnightbex
Fic: How to Woo the Winter Soldier [steve/bucky, captain america]
“I think I’m ready to date again,” Steve said.

“What,” Natasha said.

“What?” Clint said, lowering his binoculars. He blinked at the dumbstruck look on the Captain’s face, then followed his gaze to where he was staring dopily at—at the Winter fucking Soldier.

“Steve, no,” Clint groaned.

Or: Steve courts the Winter Soldier.
mcu  captain.america  avengers  pairing:james."bucky".barnes/steve.rogers  author:writeonclara  (content:humor)  (content:courtship)  (content:identity.porn)  via:midnightbex 
march 2019 by yarngeek
Fic: How to Woo the Winter Soldier [steve/bucky, captain america]
“I think I’m ready to date again,” Steve said.

“What,” Natasha said.

“What?” Clint said, lowering his binoculars. He blinked at the dumbstruck look on the Captain’s face, then followed his gaze to where he was staring dopily at—at the Winter fucking Soldier.

“Steve, no,” Clint groaned.

Or: Steve courts the Winter Soldier.
mcu  captain.america  avengers  pairing:james."bucky".barnes/steve.rogers  author:writeonclara  (content:humor)  (content:courtship)  (content:identity.porn) 
march 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: The Most Beautiful Man in Atlantis [mckay/sheppard, sga au]
“Who’s this?” Rodney said, irritated, and then the Ancient device in Sheppard’s hand lit up and Rodney had really looked at him with his soft-sharp hazel eyes and spiky, non-regulation hair and it had all been over but the crying.
stargate  sga  pairing:rodney.mckay/john.sheppard  author:smilebackwards  (au)  (au:canon.divergence)  (au:different.first.meeting)  (content:humor)  (content:pining)  [rating:pants]  (words:1001-2500) 
february 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: Post-Nuptial [mckay/sheppard, sga]
The whole thing started when Yertel asked McKay, “If you have had trouble bearing fruit, there are many men in this camp who will be happy to help,” and Rodney said, “What? Oh, no, our fruit supplies are fine—actually, I’m allergic to citrus anyway so I’m bigger on you know, cake,” which turned out to be some sort of near-tacit admission of infertility on P6X-990.

“What the fuck, McKay!” John yelled. “I can’t take you anywhere!”
sga  pairing:rodney.mckay/john.sheppard  author:rageprufrock  (content:off.world)  (content:humor)  (content:get.together)  (content:kid.fic)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:10001-15k) 
january 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: Wanted [mckay/sheppard, sga]
And under ‘Business Services’, something John’s never seen before among all the requests for food, porn, geek paraphernalia, and liquor:

WANTED: Sperm donor. Must be intelligent and reasonably attractive. Terms of delivery are negotiable. Interested parties may inquire by leaving notices on this service.

John’s leg slips and kicks over his full coffee mug on the table. “Holy crap,” he blurts, and slams the laptop shut only to find that Rodney has just walked into the room and is frowning at John in a slightly confused way.

“Did you just have an accident?” he asks, seeming disconcerted.
sga  pairing:rodney.mckay/john.sheppard  author:toomuchplor  (content:oblivious.failboats)  (content:humor)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:5001-10k)  via:midnightbex 
november 2018 by yarngeek
Fic: are you talking to me [eddie/venom, venom]
Eddie stares at the box’s contents for several seconds. He hazards a glance back up at Anne’s unimpressed face, winces, and lets his eyes slide back down to the box. Nope. The contents are still exactly the same.

“It’s a bluetooth,” Anne says.

“Yeah, no, I got that,” Eddie says, somewhat pained.
venom  pairing:eddie.brock/venom.symbiote  character:anne.weying  author:ophiomancer  (content:humor)  (content:post.canon)  [rating:pants]  (words:501-1k) 
november 2018 by midnightbex
Fic: Wanted [mckay/sheppard, sga]
And under ‘Business Services’, something John’s never seen before among all the requests for food, porn, geek paraphernalia, and liquor:

WANTED: Sperm donor. Must be intelligent and reasonably attractive. Terms of delivery are negotiable. Interested parties may inquire by leaving notices on this service.

John’s leg slips and kicks over his full coffee mug on the table. “Holy crap,” he blurts, and slams the laptop shut only to find that Rodney has just walked into the room and is frowning at John in a slightly confused way.

“Did you just have an accident?” he asks, seeming disconcerted.
sga  pairing:rodney.mckay/john.sheppard  author:toomuchplor  (content:oblivious.failboats)  (content:humor)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:5001-10k) 
november 2018 by midnightbex
Fic: Targeted Persuasion [rhodey/tony, iron man]
Jim opened Tony's most formal closet and started pulling out tuxedos. "Put one of these on.”

"Why?"

"We're getting married."

Tony froze. "No, we're not."

"Oh yes we are." Jim tossed three tuxedos onto the bed. Three was a good number of options, enough for Tony to make a choice, but not so many that he'd get lost analyzing the ramifications of navy pinstripes vs. charcoal paisley. Tony did best with clear, specific expectations rather than an unlimited universe of possibilities that he would inevitably filter through his neuroses and obsess over, and Jim was really kicking himself for not considering that, oh, ten years ago when they’d first started this, but there was no point in beating himself up about it now when he could put that energy towards solving the problem instead. "You brought this on yourself, Tones. Pick a damn tux."
mcu  ironman  pairing:james."rhodey".rhodes/tony.stark  author:galwednesday  (content:established.relationship)  (content:marriage.proposal)  (content:humor)  [rating:pants]  (words:1001-2500) 
july 2018 by midnightbex

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