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Fic: fruit of the loins [beijun/qinghua, the scum villain's self-saving system]
Mobei Jun has always been a little weird (demons, you know?) but lately Shang Qinghua has just been completely baffled. Just what is going through Mobei Jun's mind?
scum.villain  pairing:mobei-jun/shang.qinghua  author:exocara  (content:failure.to.communicate)  (content:oblivious.failboats)  (content:kid.fic)  (content:marriage)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:2501-5k) 
9 weeks ago by midnightbex
Fic: add cinnamon to taste [lowry/tanev, hockey rpf]
“I'm coming over,” Adam says as soon as Brandon picks up the phone.

Brandon is quiet for a second.

“Okay?” he says at last. It's not the most inviting tone but Adam forgives him. “Uh, give me an hour or two-,”

“You have,” Adam pushes open the door to the lobby of Brandon's building, “like, a minute. Maybe.”

“Jesus fucking Christ,” Brandon says and hangs up.
hockey.rpf  pairing:adam.lowry/brandon.tanev  author:thescrewtapedemos  (genre:rpf)  (content:humor)  (content:baking)  (content:pining)  (content:failure.to.communicate)  [rating:pants]  (words:10001-15k)  [verse:all.that.and.a.baking.sheet.too] 
april 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: Shell Game [quentin/eliot, the magicians]
Shell game: a game involving sleight of hand, in which three inverted cups or nutshells are moved about, and contestants must spot which is the one with a pea or other object underneath.

Or, Quentin can’t believe he never thought to ask if there was a magical time in Fillory when people swapped bodies with the last person they slept with.
themagicians  pairing:quentin.coldwater/eliot.waugh  author:giddygeek  (content:pining)  (content:failure.to.communicate)  (content:bodyswap)  (content:bed.sharing)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:15001-25k) 
february 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: Occupational Hazards [draco/ron, harry potter]
At noon Ron takes his lunch break, eating the tuna salad sandwich he brought from home at his office desk and listening to Broom Talk on his portable wireless. His 1:30 appointment is a no show which means he may have to send a howler later but overall he’s quite relaxed and caught up on the day’s paperwork when Draco Malfoy walks through the door.

“Malfoy?” Ron says dumbly.

“Obviously,” Draco replies.

He looks almost the same as when they were in school, if Ron’s honest, except that his hair is a little bit longer and Ron thinks he looks more relaxed than he’d ever been in school, most of the tension he used to carry gone completely. He’s dressed in jeans and a slubby gray jumper that Ron thinks the Malfoy he knew would probably not be caught dead wearing.
!locked  hp  pairing:draco.malfoy/ron.weasley  author:kth  (content:ewe)  (content:misunderstandings)  (content:failure.to.communicate)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:10001-15k) 
february 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: your love is three times better [ryan/shane/sara, buzzfeed unsolved]
>Are you guys sure you want me around tomorrow night? he asks, lying on his back under the covers of his bed, phone held to his chest and breathing slowly until he feels the vibration of Shane’s reply just minutes later.

>Of course we do. Why wouldn’t we?

Ryan grimaces as he types out the words, >It’s Valentine’s Day. Don’t you want to do romance stuff?
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej/sara.rubin  author:sarcasticfishes  (genre:rpf)  (content:5things)  (kink:voyeurism)  (kink:exhibitionism)  (content:pining)  (content:polyamory)  (content:get.together)  (content:failure.to.communicate)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:10001-15k) 
january 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: we never act this regular [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
“So when you gonna come collect?”

Shane blinks, slowly, and has never before been so distracted by Ryan saying the word ‘come’ in such an ordinary context. 

“Collect?” he asks, feels a little dizzy.

“Your dues,” Ryan tilts his head, and there’s no way to describe it other than coy. “Why haven’t you come for what you’re owed?”
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:sarcasticfishes  (genre:rpf)  (content:friends.to.lovers)  (content:pining)  (content:failure.to.communicate)  (kink:phone.sex)  (content:get.together)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:5001-10k)  [verse:where.your.hands.should.be]  via:midnightbex 
january 2019 by yarngeek
Fic: we never act this regular [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
“So when you gonna come collect?”

Shane blinks, slowly, and has never before been so distracted by Ryan saying the word ‘come’ in such an ordinary context. 

“Collect?” he asks, feels a little dizzy.

“Your dues,” Ryan tilts his head, and there’s no way to describe it other than coy. “Why haven’t you come for what you’re owed?”
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:sarcasticfishes  (genre:rpf)  (content:friends.to.lovers)  (content:pining)  (content:failure.to.communicate)  (kink:phone.sex)  (content:get.together)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:5001-10k)  [verse:where.your.hands.should.be] 
january 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: The Christmas Curse [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
After kissing under the mistletoe, everyone in the office assumes they've slept together. They didn't, but now Shane can't stop thinking about Ryan.

And well, if his life was going to become a sad, pathetic holiday Lifetime movie about falling in love with your best friend, he’d play along.
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:miraclesofpaul  (genre:rpf)  (content:holidays)  (content:pining)  (content:failure.to.communicate)  (content:get.together)  (content:bed.sharing)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:10001-15k)  via:midnightbex 
january 2019 by yarngeek
Fic: Home for the New Year [bilbo/thorin, the hobbit au]
After years of traveling to Erebor to celebrate the New Year with his dwarven friends, Bilbo Baggins decides that the time has come to stay in the Shire. He has certain familial obligations that have gone unaddressed for too long. Specifically, an orphaned nephew who needs him. Much as he will miss the Durin's Day celebrations, and a certain dwarf in particular, his travels must end. Fortunately, that does not preclude others from traveling to visit him.
the.hobbit  pairing:bilbo.baggins/thorin.oakenshield  author:chrononautical  (au)  (au:everyone.lives/nobody.dies)  (content:fake.dating)  (content:failure.to.communicate)  (content:holidays)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:15001-25k) 
january 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: The Christmas Curse [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
After kissing under the mistletoe, everyone in the office assumes they've slept together. They didn't, but now Shane can't stop thinking about Ryan.

And well, if his life was going to become a sad, pathetic holiday Lifetime movie about falling in love with your best friend, he’d play along.
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:miraclesofpaul  (genre:rpf)  (content:holidays)  (content:pining)  (content:failure.to.communicate)  (content:get.together)  (content:bed.sharing)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:10001-15k) 
january 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: A Suspicion of Feelings [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
Ryan’s not precious about sex, and they’ve already done it once. It should be the easiest thing in the world for Ryan to be like, “Hey, remember that time I penetrated you with a variety of sex toys? Let’s do that again some time.”

But every time he thinks about saying it something twinges inside him, deep, that stops him in his tracks. He feels—on the hook. Like he has something to lose.

Ryan’s living in his worst nightmare: a PG-rated romantic comedy, the kind that airs on the Hallmark Channel in December. The kind where all the characters learn the true meaning of Christmas but nobody comes.
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:beethechange  (genre:rpf)  (content:pining)  (content:failure.to.communicate)  (content:feelings)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:10001-15k) 
december 2018 by midnightbex
Fic: Bed-warm Hands and the Ghost of Elvis [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
They get used to sharing a bed while filming the show. Ryan's just trying not to let his feelings get in the way.

So Ryan tells himself he’s going to ride out whatever it is they’ve fallen into, but he’ll bow out gracefully when the time comes. He can just enjoy the now.
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:miraclesofpaul  (genre:rpf)  (content:failure.to.communicate)  (content:bed.sharing)  (content:pining)  (content:misunderstandings)  (content:get.together)  [rating:pants]  (words:15001-25k) 
october 2018 by midnightbex
Fic: darling it's a faded notion [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
The sun is too bright and Ryan’s whole body is alight with something that is eating him all the way up from the inside out, but he keeps his eyes open and he makes himself look, and he tells himself that once he finds Shane, he’ll think about it. Once he finds Shane, they’ll make a plan. Once he finds Shane, and only then, he’ll let himself have the thought he’s been swallowing down like bile since he came to: that they didn’t fall.

They were pushed.

OR: Ryan and Shane get cursed by a ghost, and now they can't be not-touching. It's ... not great.
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:varnes  (genre:rpf)  (content:curse)  (content:pining)  (content:failure.to.communicate)  (content:get.together)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:25001-35k) 
september 2018 by midnightbex
Fic: Rock-a-bye Sweet Baby James [harry/draco, hp]
Harry Potter knew that having a baby by himself would be difficult, but when his son's other father arrives on his doorstep, furious and upset at not being told about Harry's pregnancy, Harry's already messy life becomes a thousand times more complicated.
hp  pairing:harry.potter/draco.malfoy  author:femmequixotic  author:noe  (content:kid.fic)  (content:mpreg)  (content:secret.pregnancy)  (content:ewe)  (content:failure.to.communicate)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:2501-5k) 
june 2018 by midnightbex
Fic: The Loophole [sid/geno, hockey rpf au]
"The lawyers have found a pretty good loophole," Pat said.

"It's not a loophole, it's a long-standing cultural tradition," Mario said, glancing at Sidney.

"It's a fucking loophole," Pat reiterated. "But it's a great one."
hockey.rpf  pairing:sidney.crosby/evgeni.malkin  author:mistresscurvy  (genre:rpf)  (au)  (content:arranged.marriage)  (content:courtship)  (content:misunderstandings)  (content:failure.to.communicate)  (kink:knotting)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:15001-25k)  (content:alpha/beta/omega.dynamics) 
february 2018 by midnightbex
Fic: Repent at Leisure [clark/lex, smallville]
To save Lois's life, Clark makes a bargain with Lex. Complications ensue. R for sexual situations and Lex being a big jerk; also (mainly offscreen) violence. If you think things like mating bonds pose issues of consent, then there are definitely issues of consent here, though not exactly mating bonds. Well, Lex in himself is a walking issue of consent, isn't he?
smallville  pairing:clark.kent/lex.luthor  author:rivkat  !dub.con  (content:consent.issues)  (content:forced.to.marry)  (content:misunderstandings)  (content:failure.to.communicate)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:15001-25k) 
october 2017 by midnightbex

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