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Fic: Business Trip [binghe/qingqiu, the scum villain's self-saving system]
It had started innocently. Shen Qingqiu missed Luo Binghe’s arms around him every night, and the soft kisses he’d press to Shen Qingqiu’s shoulder every morning. It’s not like he was a sex fiend or something, obsessed with Luo Binghe’s unreasonably huge dick!

Except that in no way explained what Shen Qingqiu was currently doing to Luo Binghe's pillow.
scum.villain  pairing:luo.binghe/shen.qingqiu  author:sath  (content:pwp)  (kink:dirty.talk)  (kink:rimming)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:1001-2500) 
15 hours ago by midnightbex
Fic: Reverse Mode [binghe/qingqiu, the scum villain's self-saving system]
“You know what gets me hot?” Shen Qingqiu said, immediately cringing at what he’d said. It was the wine!

Even in the dark, Shen Qingqiu could see that Luo Binghe’s eyes were shining. “What, Shizun?”

Oh no, Shen Qingqiu couldn’t say it. He was drunk, but not that drunk! As he stared up at Luo Binghe, he realized that he either had to lie and come up with something boring (“Your congee makes me horny,” Shen Qingqiu could say) or tell the truth. Because… he really wanted it right now.
scum.villain  pairing:luo.binghe/shen.qingqiu  author:sath  (content:pwp)  (content:intoxication)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:1001-2500) 
15 hours ago by midnightbex
Fic: The Place Your Heart Inhabits [binghe/qingqiu, the scum villain's self-serving system]
A second attempt achieved the same result. Luo Binghe chuckled, low and warm, and took the empty jug from his hands.

“Let this disciple serve you.”

Setting the jug down to the side, Luo Binghe stood to go fetch another one. But as he circled around the table, he stumbled, overbalanced, and fell. His knees hit the floor, his entire upper body landing straight in Shen Qingqiu’s lap.

Shen Qingqiu stared uncomprehendingly down at him. Was he drunk? But the protagonist was supposed to have the liquor tolerance of a god! Normally, he would have accused Luo Binghe of doing this on purpose, but even he looked a little startled by his current position.

No one could say that Luo Binghe didn’t recover quickly, though. His arms wrapped around Shen Qingqiu’s waist, the surprise on his face melting into an impish look.


“Mm?” The sound came out a bit strangled. Where had he set his fan down? It really was getting rather warm in here.

“Shizun…” Luo Binghe repeated, his voice even lower this time. “You should let this disciple… serve you.” As he spoke, he turned his head, pressing a kiss against Shen Qingqiu’s thigh. Even through his clothing, Luo Binghe’s lips felt like a brand against his skin.
scum.villain  pairing:luo.binghe/shen.qingqiu  author:straightforwardly  (content:post.canon)  (content:established.relationship)  (content:pwp)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:1001-2500) 
2 days ago by midnightbex
Fic: Something We Were Withholding Made Us Weak [crowley/aziraphale, good omens]
"Yes, exactly. Retire." Aziraphale reaches for the last remaining tartlet brimming with summer berries. "Somewhere along the south coast, perhaps."

Or: Crowley and Aziraphale learn to move in tandem.
goodomens  pairing:crowley/aziraphale  author:triedunture  (content:post.canon)  (content:co-habitation)  (content:friends.to.lovers)  (content:pining)  (content:misunderstandings)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:15001-25k) 
2 days ago by midnightbex
Fic: Male Fertility Rate 1.0 Update [beijun/qinghua, the scum-villain's self-saving system]
[System: MFR 1.0 available, would you like to perform system and hardware update now? ]

>>> Yes
>>> No


With a wave of his hand and a huff, Shang Qinghua accepted the update without another fuss, hoping to return to sleep’s embrace before morning came as much as it can on the winterlands of the North. He hugged the extra pillow Mo Beijun had kindly permitted him to have to his chest, mumbling into the soft silken but cottony fabric. The system’s confirmation reply dinged cheerfully in his head.

[System: Thank you for your continued patronage! Installing MFR 1.0 software and hardware update now, we hope you enjoy your new experience ☆~(ゝ。∂)]
scum.villain  pairing:mo.beijun/shang.qinghua  author:noitratoxin  (content:humor)  (content:mating.cycles/in.heat)  (content:oblivious.failboats)  (content:first.time)  (content:marriage)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:5001-10k)  (content:alpha/beta/omega.dynamics) 
8 days ago by midnightbex
Fic: fruit of the loins [beijun/qinghua, the scum villain's self-saving system]
Mobei Jun has always been a little weird (demons, you know?) but lately Shang Qinghua has just been completely baffled. Just what is going through Mobei Jun's mind?
scum.villain  pairing:mo.beijun/shang.qinghua  author:exocara  (content:failure.to.communicate)  (content:oblivious.failboats)  (content:kid.fic)  (content:marriage)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:2501-5k) 
9 days ago by midnightbex
Fic: Ahead of Schedule [binghe/qingqiu, scum villain's self-saving system]
Under Luo BingHe's pressure for changing their papapa routine, Shen QinQiu tries to find a way of turning the winds into his favor.

[parts of this are definitely anatomically impossible but this fic NAILS the exact tone of the original]
scum.villain  pairing:luo.binghe/shen.qingqiu  author:lapinnoir  (content:established.relationship)  (content:aphrodisiac)  (content:post.canon)  (content:pwp)  (content:rough.sex)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:5001-10k) 
10 days ago by midnightbex
Fic: Enemies to Lovers [clark/bruce, justice league (2017)]
Then: Bruce and Clark argued, fucked, kissed, and didn't talk about any of it until the day they stopped. Now: they're living together in the lake house, trying to figure out how to be around each other day in and day out without stepping on each other's toes or crossing any lines. Which might be easier if Clark weren't pregnant. Or if Bruce weren't being so weird about it. Or if the mother box hadn't rearranged Clark's insides on a whim in the first place—

There's a lot that could have made this easier, basically. But then Bruce and Clark always did do things the hard way.
dccu  justice.league(2017)  pairing:clark.kent/lex.luthor  author:susiecarter  (content:mpreg)  (content:pining)  (content:fuckbuddies)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:25001-35k) 
25 days ago by midnightbex
Fic: A Street in a Strange World [crowley/aziraphale, good omens]
“How did you ever know?” Aziraphale asked Crowley. “How did you know when I was in trouble and could use a spot of, hmm, otherworldly intervention?”


In the beginning, God gave the angel Aziraphale a flaming sword.
goodomens  pairing:crowley/aziraphale  author:giddygeek  (content:pining)  (content:bed.sharing)  (content:bodyswap)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:5001-10k) 
4 weeks ago by midnightbex
Fic: An Invitation You Can't Decline [crowley/aziraphale, good omens]
“I have standards,” Aziraphale huffed.

“Don’t I know it,” Crowley sighed. And then, like he’d done it a hundred times before, he covered Aziraphale’s hand with his.
goodomens  pairing:crowley/aziraphale  author:thehoyden  (content:first.time)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:1001-2500) 
4 weeks ago by midnightbex

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