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it feels like the first time - Jazzfordshire - Supergirl (TV 2015) [Archive of Our Own]
“Wait. You don’t – what do you mean, you don’t Get There?”

“You know.” Lena blushes, stirring her cappuccino awkwardly with her pinkie. “Orgasm. I just don’t…do that.”

“You don’t orgasm.” Sam says flatly, looking increasingly horrified. Lena starts to feel more and more self-conscious about her admission, shifting uncomfortably in her chair.

“No.”

“EVER?!”

OR

Lena has never had an orgasm, so Sam asks her girlfriend's little sister to treat her right for a night. Cue lots of sex, a few feelings, and a dash of gay panic.
fic  supergirl  au  -realworld  pairing:kara/lena  [5-10k 
2 days ago by shadowkeeper
Consecrated Ground - equestrianstatue - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Aziraphale’s mouth burned. But not like hellfire burned, cruel and destructive, sizzling a hole through whatever it touched. This was that same terrible charge of ethereal electricity, conducted in the very fluid of Aziraphale’s being. Something that had seemed so outside of him, something of heaven, something that wasn’t part of the Aziraphale who had lived six thousand years here with Crowley on Earth, careful and petty and kind. And yet here heaven had been, all this time, just past his lips.
fic  goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  [5-10k 
3 days ago by shadowkeeper
i only wanna be alone with you - strictlybecca - Schitt's Creek [Archive of Our Own]
Here’s the thing, Alexis stands by the fact that she came by her keys to Patrick’s apartment honestly and without guile, but she’s willing to admit to some very strong nudging? Purposeful elbowing. Kind of demanding, but, like, in a strong, empowered woman kind of way, you know?

(Alternatively, the one where Alexis accidentally overhears some private time between Patrick and David.)
fic  schittscreek  pairing:david/patrick  [5-10k 
3 days ago by shadowkeeper
Appetite - spunknbite - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
Aziraphale glances down at the macaron in Crowley’s hand - two blush pink biscuits sandwich a layer of swirled white buttercream containing red-pink specks that Aziraphale takes to be pomegranate arils. Crowley places the macaron against Aziraphale’s lips with more reverence than the angel had thought him capable. “It’s alright, angel. Just take a bite.”

“Is that what you told Eve?”

“Something like it. It worked, didn’t it?”
fic  goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  [5-10k 
11 days ago by shadowkeeper
a promise from a burning bed - crownedcarl - Skyfall (2012) - Fandom [Archive of Our Own]
Bond is an agent and agents have jobs to do. Agents do not falter and they do not break.

(M has asked him to give his life for MI6, but Bond never needed the incentive. He would give himself - body and soul - for England. He would flay himself of his skin. He accepts the missions, no matter their parameters.

Sex is a weapon. Bond has never been more than a weapon.)
fic  jamesbond  pairing:bond/q  [5-10k 
11 days ago by shadowkeeper
got your mother in a whirl - TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Now attending college in England, Warlock tracks down their childhood nanny and gardener. Who are, it turns out, even more deeply weird than Warlock remembered.
fic  goodomens  pairing:gen  [5-10k 
12 days ago by shadowkeeper
Stacked Dice - manic_intent - The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher [Archive of Our Own]
“I could kill you right now,” Marcone said. He always smiled a little wider when he said it, like he was joking. It used to creep me out a few centuries ago, then I just got over it. Fallen angels all tended to have their eccentricities. Particularly ones as old as Marcone.

“You could try. Or you could ask yourself, is this friendly neighbourhood angel all out of juice, or does he still have enough soulfire in his pinky finger to kick your ass?” I was bluffing—I probably couldn’t manage enough soulfire right now to gently poach a chicken. Marcone probably knew it. We’d been squabbling over this piece of the Maker's earth for a very, very long time.
fic  dresdenfiles  au  -angels/demons  [5-10k 
15 days ago by shadowkeeper
case #0100426 - Handful_of_Silence - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
Case number: 0100426. Statement of Denzil Cassar, regarding an unusual encounter in a bookshop. Original statement given April 26th 2010. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.
Statement begins.

Or: You live in a place long enough, and people start to notice.
fic  goodomens  magnusarchives  crossover  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  [5-10k 
17 days ago by shadowkeeper
T Minus 1 - Hth - Schitt's Creek [Archive of Our Own]
Nobody in this room thinks this is a seduction. God, could you even imagine?

Part 1 of the Numerology series
fic  schittscreek  pairing:david/sebastian  [5-10k 
18 days ago by shadowkeeper
The Way to a Man's Heart (is through his tongue) - ricekrispyjoints - Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
After Yuuri moves to St Petersburg, he decides that learning to speak Russian is an important step in his relationship with Viktor.
Russian may be tough, but Yuuri will be tougher.
Probably.
fic  yurionice  pairing:yuuri/victor  [5-10k 
22 days ago by shadowkeeper
and the way that i'm built (i don't sleep so well) - Hymn - Mad Max Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
The Ace has been waiting.

One hundred fourteen days have passed since Furiosa became Imperator and claimed him as her second, and he’s been keeping track of every one. It hasn’t been easy, but he’s The Ace, and the War Boys in the barracks know well enough to respect his things. He’s got a brittle piece of fender, too rusted around the edges to be repurposed for much of anything, and he’s been carving the days one by one into the secret curve of it.

It’ll come soon, he knows, looking over the hatch marks. A few more tendays, perhaps, and the rage will come down over her; the rutting fever. He needs to be ready, he thinks, but for what he can’t be sure.

So he waits.
fic  madmax  au  -omegaverse  pairing:furiosa/max  [5-10k 
22 days ago by shadowkeeper
Advice From a Tree - Zetared - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
Told to “go up there and start some trouble,” Crowley bypasses humanity and goes straight for an angel: The Guardian of the Eastern Gate. An AU.
fic  goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  [5-10k 
25 days ago by shadowkeeper
Talking to the Plants - orchidlocked - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
Soft Crowley thinking about his Angel Aziraphale in the wake of the Apocalypse that wasn’t, while talking to his plants.

“I told myself if it was all still here by now, I’d do it,” Crowley said to a quaking fiddleleaf fig.

“And now, well... it’s now,” he said as he knelt and flicked the tips of a timid Sansevieria, “and that means I’m gonna have to talk to him, and I’m gonna have to tell him.”
fic  goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  [5-10k 
25 days ago by shadowkeeper
Anam Cara - vintagelilacs - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
“There is, apparently, an angel with a soulmate.”
Crowley’s expression was one of poorly-veiled amusement. “Uh oh. Reckon your lot weren’t too happy ‘bout that. Soulmates are supposed to be strictly for mortals, aren’t they?”
“Crowley.” Aziraphale’s voice was just on the side of testy. “The angel’s soulmate is a demon.”
Crowley’s face morphed from hilarity to understanding and finally to horror in a matter of seconds. “Oh,” he said. His eyes met Aziraphale’s from behind his designer sunglasses. “Oh."
fic  goodomens  -soulmate  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  [5-10k 
26 days ago by shadowkeeper
Catalysis - Theobule (Saathi1013) - The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
When UNCLE learns of a chemical weapons laboratory in the French Antilles, Gaby, Illya, and Napoleon are dispatched to investigate and shut it down if at all possible. They discover that THRUSH's scientists are developing an extremely powerful aphrodisiac - and their mission doesn't quite go as planned.

Basically: sex pollen.
fic  manfromuncle(2015)  pairing:illya/napoleon/gaby  [5-10k 
5 weeks ago by shadowkeeper
Switchblades and Infidelity - ohfreckle - Inception (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
Arthur hates a lot of things, like zombies and knives. Eames loves a lot of things, like Arthur and knives. Eames tries to make them meet somewhere in the middle, that's when things go wrong.
fic  inception  pairing:arthur/eames  [5-10k 
5 weeks ago by shadowkeeper

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